Why does he have wrist watch?

>>2600279
To tell what time it is.

>>2600279
Why do you say that's a wrist watch? I see a wristband, because wrist watches didn't exist for them you fucking retard

>>2600283
Oh... really??

That's what they want you to believe...

Ever heard of ancient astronauts???

>>2600279
Well I mean he doesn't have a sun dial. They're too big.

>>2600279
How else are the aliens going to communicate with him?

Ancient peoples can't look fresh?

>checks the time

Haha, it's 'make up more stories about humanoid deities' o'clock!

WE WUZ ALIENS N SHIT!

>>2600279
we wuz time travelas n shit

Because back then people didn't have cell phones they could check the time on.

>>2600279
He scavenged it from the Finnish Imperial ship that was buried under Sumer.

>>2600279
its connected to his iphone

>>2600279
Rolex was effay as fuck back then

>>2600279
Ancient people used to have Wristwatches before the Christian dark ages got rid of are knowledge of them.

>>2600279
No one cared who he was before he wore the wristwatch.

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I think it's some kind of abacus bracelet

>>2600279
Wewuzian clock makers and engineers

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>>2600279
You've committed a very common fallacy called presentism, which is where someone brings their contemporary (the present) understanding of the world to their interpretation of historic artefacts.

For example this sculpture may look like a space suit to our present mindset, but it's actually a primitive mechanical exo-skeleton used in stargate construction.