Who is the most beta dictator of all time and why is it this guy?

>why
Just LOOK at him

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>It is said that Nicolae Ceausescu was really shy around women. At one time, in Africa, two topless dancers came to impress him but he couldn’t even look at them.

JUST

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This asshole spent to get his illiterate wife a nobel prize

>>2594811
They were not good conservative girls.

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>Elena Ceausescu was a very jealous woman and just couldn’t stand any other female presence near her husband.

>>2594811

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

>>2594929
THICC

>>2594811
Were they Boer or Rhodesian women? Maybe he just really hated Blacks.

>>2594711
Mike Matei?

>>2595980
Mike has a goofy face but even he's not as silly looking as Ceaucescu.

Fidel Castro ended up being pretty beta. Kim Jong Un is more beta than his dad or grandpa.

>>2599556
>Fidel Castro ended up being pretty beta
nigga he was probably the most alpha of all the dictators,

>>2599575
>didn't deliver on his promises
>had to step down so his brother can take over
>wore tracksuits in his last few years

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>>2599693
>being old and makes you beta

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>>2597604

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Ceausescu was the real master mind behind the cold war. He waked his own death to join the NWO

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how can one man be in so many places at once?

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he even had contacts with the elusive pol pot

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I really hate to say it, but he had a heart too big for this world.

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i bet he was the one who framed nixon after all,

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the warsaw pact should have been called the Ceausescu as he was the one pulling the strings

>>2594811
He didn't want to get AIDS.

>>2599693
He literally fucked 1,000s of women. I wouldn't call him beta.

>>2603023
There's a difference between seducing a girl into sleeping with you and just fucking one anon. He was a dictator so it's not like they could refuse. Anyone could get tons of pussy if they were in the same position.

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I don't like him at all, but he was alpha while he ruled.

And then he hid like a rat and died getting raped by a mob.

>>2594711
napoleon was literally a cuck, a manlet and an incel

>>2599556
>survives over 600 assassination attempts by the CIA
>including talking your ex-lover out of shooting you in the face
Pretty alpha I'd say.

>>2603085
>napoleon
>manlet
when will this meme end?

>>2603355
www.napoleon-series.org/research/napoleon/c_description.html

BELOW MIDDLE HEIGHT FOR FUCK'S SAKE

neck yourself reddit

>>2603404
Literally everything in that link is positive to generous.

>>2602204
Fuck that moron
>every european is getting more liberal
>protests demanding reform
>lmao I'll just shoot the fuckers
>12years later
>w-w-why are they persecuting me so
talk shit, get hit

>>2603530
i don't know why i have to explain to you fucks that 5' 6" is short and that the average man was short

>>2603552
5'6 was average at the time, as the page you linked shows. Also he wasn't incel because he fucked like 50+ women after he learned Josephine cucked him.

>>2603602
average and short, everyone who mentions his height calls him short
>Also he wasn't incel because he fucked like 50+ women after he learned Josephine cucked him.
in his 30s, he maybe fucked a prozzie when he was 18 then didn't get laid until his marriage