art waifu thread

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>>2590681
I drew that sculpture!

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>>2590681
>>2591463

>>2591466
Fuck off Chris, you hypocritical chucklefuck

>>2591463
Hips too flat stomach too wide looks like a bad tranny

>>2591463
Why is her arm so big and long and her legs so stubby

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>>2590681

>>2591685
what is that thing she's holding

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>>2591685

>>2591708
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sistrum

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>pale
>dark hair
>bare feet
>Mediterranean

CLAIMED

>>2590681
Curious fact, the model was a mistress to the artist.

>>2592539
How do you know this? Isn't the artist a total nobody?

>>2591463
Good work anon.

>>2592579
>Isn't the artist a total nobody?
Roberto Manzano is a prizewinning sculptor and his works are displayed through half Europe.
He's no Michelangelo, but certainly not a total nobody either.

>>2591466
this tbqh

>>2592399
Checked, who is this qt?

>>2592539
is he a pdf file?

>>2591463
The proportions are all fucking wrong

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>>2590681

>>2594812
THICC

>>2594669
just the arm really. the rest might not be like the sculpture but it's not disproportionate

>>2592583
tyvm

>>2595205
>legs to short
>ribs to defined

its not to bad really, worlds better then anything i could do

>>2591463
The fuck is with those stubby legs, that's beyond chink tier.

>>2591463
Impressive.

This thread is relevant to my interests.

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>>2598165

Why all art threads inevitably turn into bourguereau threads sooner or later?

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>>2598145
goddammn bouguer invented lolis

>>2598228
A few reasons, his work is widely seen whether people know who it is that paints it, he paints nudes and lolis (this is popular on 4chan) and rendered in a pretty realistic manner, his foot fetish probably attracts that niche of fetishists, and we have a lot of overpraising of neoclassical painting from the 1800-early 1900s (in part this is also a new trend from traditionalists and reactionaries).

In short people looking for pretty nudes, traditionalists, footfags and pedos. In short 4chan's userbase.

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>>2590681

>>2598352
>(in part this is also a new trend from traditionalists and reactionaries).

Wot. People naturally gravitate towards beauty, and Bougoreaus's stuff is incredibly beautiful

>>2598352
Truly, Bouguereau was the first cunnysseur

>>2592539
>>2592614
???

OP's sculptor is Edward McCartan.

>>2598550
Damn who dat?

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>>2598626

>>2598600
Henriette Sontag

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>make waifu sculpture
>disregard 3dpd because sculpture too beatiful and pure
>aphrodite takes pity on you and turns sculpture to life
>live happily with waifu for the rest of your life

FUCK YOU APHRODITE MAKE ASUKA REAL YOU CUNT

>>2598898
>your waifu is the nutsack goblin

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THICC

>>2591463
What a bastardization.

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fell for her at first sight.

Also any of the women in John William Waterhouse's stuff

It looked to me like heaven sent this for
Your roughest night
She looks to me
She looks to me alright

>>2595124
>that feminine penis
hnnng

>>2598913
>statue becomes 3dpd
>still love it
Disgusting tbqhwyf

>>2602084
Yeah, he is great. He knows how to capture beauty (most especially feminine beauty) perfectly.

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Rate my waifu. Fell in love with her at first sight.

>>2603714
Looks like Morena Baccarin

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>>2603714
cute, but that smirk makes her look autistic

>>2603753
That's why I love her lad

>>2591611
Voiello don't you have better things to be doing

>>2591685
a sistrum

>>2591563

You understand what puberty does to the body right?

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>>2590681

>>2601568
fuuuuck im in love

>>2594812
The only people who like fatties are fatties

>>2604867
pretty damn lewd

>>2591708
>she

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>>2590681

>>2598609
nigel farage lookalike

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>>2598481
damn straight

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>>2590681
>tfw no qt andalusian gf

>>2596698
Definitely in comparison to the actual scultpure, but it's not unnatural or ugly imo.

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>>2590681

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This thread can never die.

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>>2608610
>porn
>art

pick one and only one

>>2608616
OK DUDE I PICK PORN

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>>2598352

I don't really have anything to say to this, so I'm gonna reply with a smug Bouguereau girl, the apex of counter-arguments.

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>>2590681

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>>2608616
Where do you draw the line between porn and art though? Stuff like this gives me some feelings down my pants:

>>2598319
>>2598635
>>2601929

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>>2608979
you forgot about all the Bouguereau in this thread

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>>2608988
I quoted one of his paintings, didn't I? Or was that by someone else? Anyway, I could easily fap to some classical art. A sexy woman is a sexy woman.

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>>2609028
Oh, my bad.

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>>2609045
lewd edition

>>2592614
>>2598588
>Roberto Manzano
>Edward McCartan.
So, which one is it?

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>>2609098
I googled it and found it's Edward McCartan

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the pre-raphaelites were god-tier with waifus

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>>2609111

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>>2609115

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>>2609126

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>>2609141

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>>2602084
have you seen the super high res?
>those brush strokes

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Sorry I don't have fullsize.

>>2608979
There is no line between art and porn.

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>>2611086
this

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>>2611086
>>2611096
It's all shades of grey

>>2591662
Holy shit, where is that

>>2609155
Is dat sum Koons

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Saw this in the Musee d'Orsay.
It gave me an instaboner.

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>>2602084
Rosina a best
I have brown fever

>>2611864
How old were Gaugin's mistresses, heard they were jailbait.

>>2598629
bernini so good

>>2608809
Why isn't there a picture of this larger than 500x500?

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>>2602084
>>2611864
Reminder that Rosina was a T*rk. She was supposedly related to Hayreddin Barbarossa.

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All you posting that British trash should kill themselves, patrician waifu coming through

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>>2613691
>British trash
>Dante Gabriel Rossetti

Yeah, real British sounding name.

>>2591463
you cant into proportions

far better than anything i could draw though

>>2591463
You just used a phone filter didn't you?

>>2613815
Pencil on canvas is a bitch

>>2612329
he fugged a 12/13 year old tahitian girl while recieving welfare checks from his rich white wife.
what a lad

>>2609159
this is still the GOAT female form imo.

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>>2615517
no this

>>2615537
nah the proportions are weird. >>2609159 is perfect in every way

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>tfw no mommy gf to pull on your foreskin

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>>2615562

Okay, so which version is the actual version, as THIS one is what comes up all the time. Reverse image search, looking up the name, everything.
Is yours a shop, or is there two editions?

>>2615688
your's is a shop. look at the arm that was touching the dick in the one I posted. It looks pretty obviously photoshopped. some puritan edited it to make it more acceptable

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>>2615698

That's exactly what I thought. Looks like some dolt dragged a white paint brush flimsily across the canvas.

Still, the shopped version is more commonly shown which is disconcerting

>>2615698

But look at her elbow in the white cloth version, that is a deliberate painting choice (how its red around the elbow) more so than a simple cut and paste in photoshop

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>>2613691
>those toes

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>>2616063
You don't like Greek feet?

>>2591662
Naumburg Cathedral