/his/ Meme Thread

epic reddit thread

>>2590168
>>2590185
>>2590409
>>2590421
>>2590422
>>2590437
>>2590438

why would anyone find these funny they neither have any sort of punchline to them nor do they make fun of anything that anybody in this world aside from hyper-autists who you'll never find would ever care about.

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>>2590923
Like these don't even have any ironic value to them nor do they make an interesting point about something historical or anything. Jeez this board is autistic.

>>2590413
wew

shit memes desu

I like
Post more

>>2590923
Basically they reference a historical event or figure yet in a hIlArIoUs mee-mee format so its like regular memes but INTELLECTUAL and not shitty at all

>>2590923

>every joke needs a punchline

back to /instagram daquan!

>>2590405
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>>2590417
wtf I'm a Napoleon Incarnate now

>>2591705
literally me
well not really, but in spirit I guess.
I don't dress that badly

>>2590405
Whatever you say, Hans

>>2592711
Italian Incompetence strikes again!

>>2592711
>At least 200 dead
Who defended that bridge? The expendables?

>>2590417
but these are all true except for 2

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>>2591368
kek

>>2591705

John green hairline killed me

>>2590417
>>2590415
Where's the British version desu

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>when the prank has gone on for too long

>>2594607
Lindybeige

>>2594959
*The last would be Lindybeige Incarnate

>>2593684
France should be sharing the head with the ottomans
>>2594876
Wow Westphalian peace doesn't apply if your nation was founded on Westphalian principles apparently

>>2590405
>g
>e
>w

>>2590415
>all of Africa would be speaking Italian now

But most of Italy didn't even speak Italian.

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>>2590168

>>2593185
No. Just regular Frenchmen.

>>2594974
But France probably suffered the most with the HRE of the reformation.

>>2595984
What's the original of this again?

>>2596011
Kid was dressed as Trump

>>2591705
>"Actually, professor..."
>C- right under it
like pottery

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>>2596059
Rip Suomi waifu never forgetu

>>2595293
?
How
It fucked the hapsburgs over which was good until they were allies because Prussia got big from the French alliance

>>2599195
>unironically using polandball

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>record scratch and freeze frame
Yup. That's me. You're probably wondering how I got here

>>2599195

there was no genocide of native americans

they were preserved and relocated as conflict with the indomitable deluge of setters reached a fever pitch

>>2590397
That was funny haha. Saved

>>2594991

this is so true

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>>2596068

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>>2600147
Nice.

>>2599195
Awww Germany genuinely pulled my heart strings there.

>>2591358
Every joke needs something about it that makes it funny.

>>2590943
top kek

Does anyone have the feelsgoodman edit of the congolese guy with no hands

>>2601105
>thousand of people can murder-rape tens of millions
Cuckservatives, everyone

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>>2590168
>itt shitheads post the same old stupid fucking Picardía memes

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>>2590168

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>>2600030

>tfw Polandboll was nowhere outside of 4/krautchan until a few years ago

>tfw it's been completely ruined now

;__;

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>>2594962
>>2594959

>tossers banging on about the Beige again

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History repeats

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>>2601366
>leddit trash
get out of here

>>2600147
The story for this is great too. The whole army was drunk i think.

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True story

>>2590413
Sam Harris doesn't want to do anything violent to the middle east, that's a young turks meme, please fuck off Cenk.

>>2591358
Every joke does need a punchline. The ones he quoted all do have punchlines though.

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>>2599192

>>2601241
Dr Pavel I'm RAF

>>2594876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zOu09cVaA4

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>>2603024
Never newfag.

>>2590397
Beautiful.

>>2603032
I feel as if this picture is evidence that autists and weebs have always existed

>>2603024
lurk for 2 years before posting

>>2601238
Sad but true. Helping ME refugees is the right thing to do. The actual "plan" was pants-on-head retarded.

>>2590168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg79R5jopj8

>>2590417
the last one is true though

>>2600147
>>2600264
>>2602306
I was disappointed when I found out it didn't really happen.

keep em comin

>>2597236
>anarcho-capitalism
>monopolies

>>2595998
I'd say this is a Dad-tier meme, but that would do an injustice Dad memes that make me chuckle.

2/10 sir, and be lucky I gave you that much.

>>2608021
to*

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>Dad is Lex Luthour

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>>2591705
This is fucking gold

>>2608013
Who's this?

>>2607958
This pisses me tf off. Stalin is objectively worse than Hitler yet nobody in the US fucking cares.

>>2590417
It would be more funny if they weren't completely accurate

>>2591705
this is fucking gold

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Patton > All other Generals

>>2603024
Go back to your stupid site, newfag

>>2607985
I burst out laughing

>>2601105
>>2601238
>>>/pol/

>>2607953
>not having Irland as the wife beater
0/10

>>2590397
Fucking commie

>>2590397
WE ARE COMING BUCKO!

>>2608166
Otto Skorzeny

>>2608411
Did you scan over the buzzwords and respond without realizing /pol/ is the opposite message of both of those posts?

>>2608345
>hur dur muh strong man with strong man quotes

I'm American and he's alright but he was also fucking insane and didn't give a shit about his men's lives and was generally a sociopath with massive nationalistic hate boners that had no understanding of the complexities of the situation post war. He was like a small child screaming about not getting to fight more wars, like the world hadn't seen enough of war at that point, and so he's got tons of quotes like this lashing out like a child about a delicate foreign situation he would have just made worse with his radical beliefs and his absolute lack of empathy.

>>2608689
what in the fuck even happened here?

>>2608636
commentary on recent shit belongs on /pol/. 25 year rule

>>2608166
Skorceny

>>2600334
My fucking sides. Holy shit, underrated.

>>2590422
"Top 10 Anime Comebacks" would be better

>>2608689
>scotland out of nowhere

did the show up just to fight the english

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>>2596000
Triggered

>>2608636
>>>/pol/

>>2608741
Yes, under the terms of the Auld Alliance if either Scotland or France is at war with England the other must join as an ally.

>>2600394
Louis riel deserved the cross

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>>2608718

If we had imageboards during late antiquity, would the religious controversies be the equivalent of console wars?

>>2607971
>poles
>toasters
wew

>>2608735
top zozzle

>>2609091
A Vandal magister with known Arian tendencies was holding a symposium in honour of Demophilus, a known schismatic.
"Before the toasts begin, you must get on your knees and worship God and accept that he was the most divine entity the ecumene has ever known, even greater than Christus whom he created!"

At this moment, a venerable Praepositus Limitis who had served on the frontiers for decades and understood the necessity of taming the Barbaricum and fully supported the creed promulgated by the great Constantinus rose from his couch and held up a crucifix.

"Who does this represent?"

The Rhenian cur smirked quite devilishly and smugly replied "the created child of an indivisible God"

"You miss the point. Jesus Christ our Dominus is of the same substance as God and thus equal to Him."

The heretic was visibly shaken, and dropped his wine krater and copy of Eusebius' Onomastikon. He stormed out of the banquet hall crying those laetus crocodile tears. The same tears Donatists and Priscillians cry for the "poor" (who today are so holy that saints vie to kiss their feet) as they flee Roman territory to the outrage-committing Bacaudae in Armorica. There is no doubt that at this point the "learned" Vandal wished he had studied the work of the Holy Apostles and become more than a ludicrous teacher of rhetoric. He wished so much that he had a spatha to disembowel himself with due to the shame but he had sold all the city's arms for Gaiseric's ransom pay!

The partygoers politely clapped and all ceased their apostasy that day and accepted Jesus as the true Son of God. An divine light suddenly shone into the room and blazed upon the bust of Augustine and the statue wept miraculously. The Nicene Creed was recited, and Jesus Monogenes himself descended and banished the barbarians to the hellish wastes beyond the limes.

The magister lost his tongue and was castrated the following day. He was exiled to Troesmis, far from from God's Light.

Praise Jesus Consubstantialis

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>>2608676
Fuck off Ivan. We should have marched on Moscow the day after WW2 ended, it would have saved us 30 years of climaxeless dick-wagging with the Eastern block. Patton was a genius.

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>>2608985

Louis David Riel was the prophet of the New World.

>>2599195
I forgive you Germany. I really like your Landsknecht and appreciation of board games. <3

>>2608807
Did that...

Did somebody really mean all that?

>>2608021
thanks reddit

>>2607971
>women
every time

Please tell me someone has the shitty ms paint drawing of ft. Sumter getting shot at and saying "I'm not touching you"

>>2609433
of course not, it's just so easy to bait the socially retarded autists on this website, especially this board.

>>2590417
that last one is completely true though

>>2602324
explain plzzzzz

>>2599996
Like 2 millions Frenchmen died during the internal war of religion and another 1 million fled to foreign land. The reformation devastated France.

>>2590417
>tfw brit and lite ouiaboo
Am I mentally retarded?

>>2600109
>what is just killing tribes because well there's no one to see it

>>2601298
It's countryball you newfag.

>>2600394
>literally just treason
Could you please explain this

>>2603052
What is Lawrence of Arabia

>>2609670
The Bloc Québécois want to separate from Canada.

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>>2602350
>a few hundred

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>>2608709
>When people think manifesto is the most important book in gomizm

>>2607940
>Poland attacking them

>>2608506
It's funnier with England beating Ireland because the picture is about contries, not people.

>>2604284
To be fair, this is how China would win a war between it and the US.

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>>2590397
No.
Just no.

>>2608793
>European wars of religion
>not starting with the Hussite Wars

>>2609338
Well, I will admit he had his reasons.

Enough to go on a modern-style mass killing rampage? No.

Still, reasons.

>>2609781
> ignoring in the process the concept of Queen's land

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>>2609303

>A Vandal magister with known Arian tendencies was holding a symposium in honour of Demophilus, a known schismatic.

Fucking amazing, 10/10.

I wish I was good enough to write one of those, but about the HRE/Papists and the Eastern Empire.

>>2610058
>Scotland can't become independent

>>2590168
most reddit threads on /his/ t.bh

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>>2591368
>having to add "openly" in order for "homosexual clergy" not apply to roman catholic

>>2610264
>MUH IRANOS VICTORY
t. artaxeres

>>2590641
>>2590923
Fuck you

>>2607962

I wonder if the author ever recovered

>>2595992
>via 9gag.com

>>2596007
But niggers aren't not nearly as advanced as us and don't carry disease that they're imminent to and we aren't. They also aren't conquering us and in fact it will mostly be us moving them here. But doesn't not fit the /pol/ narrative I guess

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>>2607971
>no Serbs

>>2599195
>polandball was actually thought to be funny here at one point in time

thank god we have anarcho-capitalist ball now

>>2597236
The people who make these don't understand anarcho-capitalism

>>2593185
Machine guns + being in a giant wall. The Italian mobile forces weren't the best either.

>>2608755
Lol@france!!

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>>2595249

>>2609309
>30 years
American education.

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>>2595984

>>2599195
>>2612223
>>2600030
>>2601298
What's wrong with Polandball?
Do you hate it now just because reddit took over it?
There still are quality polandballs that are no different or better than most images itt

>>2591705
i dont see whats wrong with playing devils advocate, it helps test the robustness of theories

>>2612766
> literally everything that people ON reddit like is stupid "lel XD random" stuff
> one of the memes that tempts me to leave 4chan every day

>>2590448
Uhh....Desu nobody gives a fuck about your balkanic shithole.

>>2590168
facebook tier memes kys

>>2613276
leave then, you know your life will be better for it

god damn it we hit image limit

>>2607957
Yes

>>2607973
>>2607976
>>2607978
>>2607984
nice memes, wehraboo

Fresh OC, r8 and h8.

>>2610276
hi leddit

>>2590397
hell yeah bitch

>>2613629
0/10

>>2595998
That is god awful

>>2607958
>>2608179
>Stalin: Directly responsible for 10-12 million deaths
>Hitler: Directly responsible for at least 20 million deaths, a number which would have been far higher had he won the war

hmmmmm

>>2615296

>Mao: Directly responsible for AT LEAST 20 million deaths in only four years

Hmmmmm

t. https://link.springer.com/article/10.1057%2Fces.2008.4

>>2615296

What Academic is putting Stalin's death count below 20 million?

>>2590923
It's literally refurbished twatter and facebook memes. It really speaks volumes about /his/.

>>2616382
That depends on whether you consider the Holodomor a huge accident or a carefully-calculated plan.

>>2616415

Either way, it's Stalin's fault. Even if he never meant to cause those deaths, they're still deaths caused ultimately by his actions.

>>2616427
He had a righteous cause. Communism. He knew he would be seen in history as a bad guy but he knew it had to be done either way.

>>2616427
>It's Stalin everything is Stalin's fault
If you are out of school, you must have understood that things are much more complicated than that, as they usually are.

>>2616512

Would the Holodomor have occurred if Stalin was not in power?

>>2616512
1st rule of Leadership: Everything is your fault

>>2590448
not funny

>>2590417
>The last stage of a Oui-boo is Napoleon Incarnate
>Basically a guy from Corsica with Florentine origins

>>2610264
t. Jealous Peloponnese

>>2610294
>Recognizing oneself anomaly instead of spreading it is bad

>>2609969
Actually this is how they ended up not turning the tide in Korea for more than a week,

>>2600091
POOR LITTLE YELLOW GUY

>>2607958
>having to give control of your factory to the workers is slavery

Nice

>>2607925
it probably did. Christian revisionists and butthurt ottoman enemies try to remove every negative aspect about their respective side on these pages

>>2609898
One of the most unsettling gifs I have ever seen. Something just off about Stalin, something that makes me feel that evil may exist in this universe.

>>2613308
Wrong

>>2608689
france and duchy bros4lyfe

>>2609898
Fuck dude that's a creepy gif

>>2609898
Fuck you Stalin, I didn't blink or look away.

>>256082
This always makes me automatically remember that dark souls build video

>>2595998
Terrible, but it still put a smile on my dial

>>2609633
no you are a Plantagenet in disguise