Who's the most /r9k/ person in history (before 1990)

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Claudius.

Literally the most beta man in history

Leon Czolgosz, McKinley's Assassin.
He lived with his parents and self radicalized on revolutionary literature. He tried to join a sect of anarchists but they thought he acted too weird and must be a fink.

>>2578048
>claudius
>beta

you obviously dony know claudius

>>2578068
>his wife fucks half the Senate and their spans
>wife has a competition with a prostitute to see how many people they can fuck in one day and his wife wins
>wife publicly marries another man while Claudius is out of town visiting the nearby port of Ostia
>Claudius finds out about it and is reluctant to even punish her

>>2578534
*Senate and their slaves

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The good of /r9k/

>>2577568
That one guy who had a secret back door just so he could avoid women. What's his name?

>>2578534
>he actual believes the standard Roman slanderous propaganda of sexual impropriety

>>2577568
Joseph Goebbels, Heinrich Himmler and Adolf Hitler.

>>2579116
That was newton. He also dressed far older than what was the current fashion.

>>2579280

Himmler and Goebbels had wives, children and education and Hitler was a fucking war hero.

How about you?

>>2579302
They used to be fucking losers and Goebbels was depressed because of his limp that everyone made fun of. He was even a marxist at one point. Also Hitler was a complete beta faggot.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler_and_Stefanie_Rabatsch

>>2579326
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler_and_Stefanie_Rabatsch

>teenaged boy has an infatuation with an older girl and is awkward as fuck

Holy shit, it's such a unique story

>>2579418
Most aren't as pathetic and creepy as that though. Also his war stories are embellished and his Jewish officer basically gave him a participation award.

>>2579110
This. I kind of feel bad how he fumbled from another political fuck up to next

>>2579110
hard to say if /r9k/ or just stupid.

>>2579262
His mother also utterly despised him and the only reason he survived Caligula is because he was a stuttering laughing stock used as the court jester

Pretty much all the ancient greek philosophers were literally neckbearded autists

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Kaiser Wilhelm
>Wrote erotic letters and stories about his mum
>Family was ashamed of him
>Started badly because of his arm
>Couldn't stop touching his dick when he was young
>People pretended to like him and he thought they were his real friends
>Fumbled around politically
>Had depression partly caused by a bad impression he left from an interview
>Covered up his hand all the time and was always embarrassed of it

He was the most /r9k/ historical figure but his life improved in exile- look how happy he is in this pic.

>>2579285
No, pretty sure it's different guy. Damned if I can remember who, though. And google's just giving me "why women aren't scientists" articles when I try searching.

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>>2580458
Also liked to shit talk other robots in the newspapers (internet)

>>2580472
it was kant right

>>2580543
Shit talked Brits, Japs, Frogs and Ruskies. Willy would have been an excellent shitposter.

>>2580472
You're thinking of Henry Cavendish.

>>2579423
>Also his war stories are embellished and his Jewish officer basically gave him a participation award.
oh its you again