What do some of you think of a family tree thread? Here's

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>>2570262

>>2571845
seriously you should all just bow down and start sucking by this point.

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>>2570256

>>2570256
It's pretty much entirely Germans and Bohemians living in Texas. I'd draw the tree, but it'd be somewhat inaccurate because you can't really ascribe a nationality to someone who lives, works, and speaks English in the city but goes home and speaks only German after that.

Grandmother on my father's side came over with her parents from Germany just after WW1. Things were starting to get shitty since there was a communist rebellion in their hometown and everyone was worried they'd be killed, either by the rebels or the police. So they immigrate to Texas, grandma marries a nice German man who had been here a few generations, and he gets sent back to Europe to fight in WW2.

On my mother's side, my grandfather was a fourth generation Lutheran German-Texan, he married a Bohemian lady and had my mother. He lived through WW1, only to die while working on a substation for the local electric company (Something was suppose to be off, turned out the guy who was suppose to make sure of that didn't.). Grandma died shortly after mom turned 20, heart attack.

It's pretty much just Germans and Czechs living in isolated communities, except one instance of a Ashkandi jew who converted to Lutheranism back in 1860. I don't know what the history was before the 1850s.

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>>2570256

Could be overall summarized as mostly Irish, but is much more interesting in the details

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I don't even know what to call myself desu

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Here's a template.

>>2572103
Canadian?

>>2572103
>Jewish gf
niceeeeeee

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>>2570256

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>>2570256
>>>/int/

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>>2570256
That's only interesting when you have a mutt's pedigree

These niggas not going all the way back to Charlemagne.

*You wuz not kangs

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>>2570256
>>2571845
>>2571962
>>2572079
>>2572103
>>2572282

Mongrel bastard children of the new world whore.

Intéressant ! Tu fais quoi toi par curiosité ?

>>2571996
Thats impressive anon.

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>>2570256
>tfw Polack
>want my Polack genes to live on, dont want mutt kids
>only way to ensure this is to move back to Poland (first gen immigrant, moved here when i was 3)
>but my whole life is here
>entire family lineage fought and died to call themselves Poles
>dont want to ruin it
ive dated a few qt Polish and Polish-American girls, but if i wife one up all that means is my kids will fuck up my tree

im still a young lad, 21 in July, and have a fuckton of famiy in Poland that i visited 2 years ago, but my entire life is here

fug

>>2572345
Texan?

benin

>>2572498
You mean
T E X A S
E
X
A
S

>>2572498
Da

>>2572045
>Bohemian Romani or Bohemian Romany is a dialect of Romani (a European Indo-Aryan language) formerly spoken by the Romani people of Bohemia, the western part of today's Czech Republic. It became extinct after World War II, due to extermination of most of its speakers in Nazi concentration camps.
>bohemian language

>>2570256
>Irish
>Jewish
>Slavic

Brb screenshotting this so I can post it on /pol/ :^)

every one of my ancestors back like 5 generations is american born and raised kek

>>2574190
I had to consider posting it there just because of how explosive it'd be

>>2574229
It's cool. I'm actuallt Irish on my dad's side and Jewish on my mother's. Probably whiter than most people on there, going by the meetup they had where about three white people in total turned up lmao

>>2572282
This got me good

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>Not being able to track your unbroken family line back more than 30 generations

I want plebeians to leave

>>2572277
>americunts forsook God's church
Wew

solid american from the 17th century baby

>>2572476
Just have children with a Polish qt and buy some land in Poland. Visit it once every 2 years or something. One of your children will keep it

All of my family is portuguese though I don't know about my grandmother's father - he was some aristocrat that got the housekeeper pregnant afaik

>>2572476

you annoy me

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>>2574446
>0880
did paper even exist in northern europe then

>>2574446
Very impressive anon! Furthest I can go back is the late 10th century, before we just have speculation. The guy we know about who founded the family's castle in the 900's is probably a cadet from a local noble family who was granted his own land for some reason. But that family has been exctint for centuries and it's records lost, so except for a few tombstones and records from the nearby abbey that they donated land and money, we don't know shit about them.

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>>2574216

>>2574446
Furthest I can go is Rorby Rorbyson a minor chief of western """Sweden"""(technically modern day sweden but Nordic af at the time and also way before the concept of 'swedes' existed) in the pre-Roman mid iron age.

>>2574816
Aw the o with the slash through it doesn't work on /his/

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>>2574446
Fucking Iceland. Us ordinary northerners can't guarantee knowledge beyond the 12th century.

>>2574216
El año que viene estamos en Cuba!

Well, we can hope, at least.

>>2574649
I'm guessing that because Iceland has such a tiny population, and because the island was mostly spared from wars, church records survived way better than in other parts of Europe.

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Some of this is conjecture, up to our grandparents should be accurate though.

>>2574882
M I A M I

>>2574882
I'm the circled figure.

>>2574901
is your wife cute

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>>2574882
forgot something
>>2574913
She was when she was younger.

>>2574882
>Quebec

Just put on Canada, for Christ's sake.

>>2570256
Every flag of mine would be Ukraine/USSR except mine, which would be Canada. Most of the men in my family were either farmers or engineers, most of the women were teachers, all of them drank the typical Slavic amounts, which makes me good at parties.

>>2574453

I'm trying to get back into it.

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>muh heritage charts
stay in >>>/int/

>>2574649
Iceland has a detailed record for most of the population.

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Since the United Kingdom was formed my family history has been very boring

>>2575043
She didn't let me.

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>>2572124
thanks

>>2575885
19/32 part german
10/32 part english
2/32 part french
1/32 part australoid

cause I know this is /hum/ as well, multiply by 3~ for percents

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1/3

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2/3

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5/5

50% pure viking, 50% pure anglo saxon cocktail

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>>2575938

>>2576000
>nah man, but taking britain from the oust was beyond my resource-capacity

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>>2570256
17 generations, furthest direct ancestor on the tree born around 1750, oldest distant relative around 1450. About 4000 people in total, the vast majority Slovene (only about 20 foreigners married to my distant relatives, none to my direct ancestors ).

>>2576000
?

>>2572476
>want my Polack genes to live on
I want to like Poland, but why do they have to be such racist whiners all the time?

>>2576200
Monoetnhic state since 1946 and culture of Jesus of Europe

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I went full autismo and added regional flags, ask me if you have problems with them.

>>2574816
Based iron age

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>>2570256

>>2570256
>Judeo-Irish
Rare combination.. care to share a photo of your granddad?

>>2576387
1/2 Breton
1/4 Normand
1/8 Monarchic France?
1/16 Prussian German
1/16 Russian

>>2575885
is your father a nazi or are you really damn old?

>>2575885
Are you a rape baby, is that why your so evil?

>>2576442
>Citizen of HRE married with a woman from German empire

>>2576454
>H.
>R.
>E.

>>2576454
I'm guessing he probably meant any of the various German states until 1871 by the HRE flag,

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>>2576467
no, by genetics im a king

my first decree is full legalisation and consumerisation of cannabis

>>2576463
>H
>R
>REEEEEEEEEEE

>>2576467
what is an age difference anyway?
>>2571900

>>2576485
An age difference of about ~60 years? What?
The HRE dissolved in 1806, the North German Confederation was formed in 1867. (it uses the same flag as the German Empire)

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>Half Colombian Half Puerto Rican

>Can trace my Colombian side back to the basque region in Spain

>Puerto Rican side gave me filthy Mestizo genes and robbed me of green eyes

>Recently find out my Puerto Rican side is apparently half Dominican and partially Filipino as well

>Can no longer LARP as a Spainard on /pol/

Why even live

>>2576608
Why would you want to larp as Spaniard? Be proud of your roots anon.

>>2576608
>tfw when full spaniard
>tfw superior green eyes
send qts pls

>>2574446
>Loftur "riki" Gottormsson

>>2574649
They used calfskin up until the 14th century if I remember correctly

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We wuz cossac... KHANZ n shiiiiet

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>>2574649
>0880

You ain't seen nothing yet

>>2574446
I can go back patrilineally to the 11th century, plus speculation back to the 9th.
I have never counted, but I'm pretty sure it's more than 30 generations.
Also family legend about descending from a roman gens, but it's obviously a laughably unprovable claim. Doesn't help that it started only in the renaissance, when everyone and their mother tried claiming links to a roman heritage.

>>2572345
Finns

>>2570256
I was gonna make mine but it's all just american flags...

>>2577011
>having any speculation
>not knowing every single one of your ancestors between your oldest know ancestor and you

>>2572345
>that one Swedish guy

>>2570256
Shit this thread is whiter and less Jewish than the ones on /pol/

>>2571996
good for fucking you! that is impressive also Im super jelly you still get to talk to your grandparents, you never realize what you miss until its gone...you do this your self or did you have some help looking up the family tree

>>2575068
someones a bastard

>>2572031
>It's pretty much entirely Germans and Bohemians living in Texas

No those are americans larping as muuuh heritage.

I'm Norwegian :)

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My paternal grandpa is the most awesome looking of all my ancestors.

>>2581629
You look ugly.

>>2581629
Your paternal grandma is hot

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Pvre slav genetics

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>>2576395
>died when grandpa was a little kid
>he barely remembers her
>mfw

>>2576395
>big time politician

Was he with Mussolini?

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>all these MICKED ancestors

>>2576312
damn.

>>2581942
yeah I wouldn't say I'm a looker, lucked out on the height though. Have 6 inches on my father

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>>2570256

>mother is half hyper-inbred kike and half-IRA potatonigger

At that point, marrying a Slav is a step up.

>>2572476

Marry a Jew, they basically made up 1/4th of all Poles before Hitler turned them all into fertilizer.

>>2574446
Damn it feels good to be a Yngsta

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>>2582890

Keep telling yourself that

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>>2583564

>interned during WW2
>mfw we could've prevented this if only we had strangled the cursed Union in it's bed in '61

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>>2583712

>>2585410
Based af

>>2576200
Because they got fucked up the ass by every single one of their neighbors for the past 400 years. You really can't blame them too much.

>>2572432
You're just ashamed of your inbred heritage, eurotrash.

>>2570256
The most I know about my family tree is my maternal grandpa is Italian, my maternal grandma is Swiss, my mom's American, and my dad's side of the family is from the Hejaz region of Saudi Arabia.

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>>2585410

>Posting a murderous self-admitted maniac depressive who couldn't beat the enemy in the open, so he destroyed everything else

Friendly reminder that the killing of every last Yankee soldier was 100% justified. The more dead Northerners, the better off the planet is.

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>>2585607

>>2583712

>we

sure thing Mr. Carpetbagger