Sexy /his/torical facts

>>2559248
holy shit

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>>2559248

>>2559265
>>2559248
Pretty sure that's the same source that said she was literally a demon whose head came off and flew around the palace.

>>2559649
Maybe, but that won't make my dick any less hard.

>>2559248
>nipplefucking
muh doujins

>>2559272
>several sorceresses made fun of Huemac for his inability to get women who were fat enough
>Huemac then had sex with these sorceresses
What a mad lad.

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>>2559248
>as soon as she reached maturity
>leaving the age vague

brehs...

Captcha: RISTORANTE PRIVATA

which historical figure had the best titties?

have another from Herodotus

the setup here is that the architect who built the pharaoh's treasury made it with a design flaw only he knew about and he told it to his two sons on his deathbed. The sons robbed it a few times but the king decided to set traps in there which one of the brothers gets caught in, he tells the other to chop his head off so they wont recognize his body and destroy the whole family. The king then hangs the body from the walls and tells his guards to arrest anyone mourning in front of it. The thief's mother commands him to find a way to get the body so they can give it a proper burial and he devises an elaborate ruse to get the guards drunk and cuts down the body, then this

>When the king learned that the body of the thief had been taken, he was beside himself and, obsessed with finding who it was who had managed this, did as follows—they say, but I do not believe it. [2] He put his own daughter in a brothel, instructing her to accept all alike and, before having intercourse, to make each tell her the shrewdest and most impious thing he had done in his life; whoever told her the story of the thief, she was to seize and not let get out. [3] The girl did as her father told her, and the thief, learning why she was doing this, did as follows, wanting to get the better of the king by craft. [4] He cut the arm off a fresh corpse at the shoulder, and went to the king's daughter, carrying it under his cloak, and when asked the same question as the rest, he said that his most impious act had been when he had cut the head off his brother who was caught in a trap in the king's treasury; and his shrewdest, that after making the guards drunk he had cut down his brother's hanging body. [5] When she heard this, the princess grabbed for him; but in the darkness the thief let her have the arm of the corpse; and clutching it, she held on, believing that she had the arm of the other; but the thief, after giving it to her, was gone in a flash out the door.

>>2559968
:^)

>>2559248
That's some fucking hentai level shit

>>2559248
>believing this rubbish
wew

Anybody have the story by a Muslim chronicler who had a crusader knight see his shaved balls, and asked the narrator shave his own balls, and then his wife's?

>>2559987
His wife's vagina, I meant

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Another classic Herodotus:
The foulest Babylonian custom is that which compels every woman of the land to sit in the temple of Aphrodite and have intercourse with some stranger at least once in her life. Many women who are rich and proud and disdain to mingle with the rest, drive to the temple in covered carriages drawn by teams, and stand there with a great retinue of attendants. But most sit down in the sacred plot of Aphrodite, with crowns of cord on their heads; there is a great multitude of women coming and going; passages marked by line run every way through the crowd, by which the men pass and make their choice. Once a woman has taken her place there, she does not go away to her home before some stranger has cast money into her lap, and had intercourse with her outside the temple; but while he casts the money, he must say, “I invite you in the name of Mylitta”. It does not matter what sum the money is; the woman will never refuse, for that would be a sin, the money being by this act made sacred. So she follows the first man who casts it and rejects no one. After their intercourse, having discharged her sacred duty to the goddess, she goes away to her home; and thereafter there is no bribe however great that will get her. So then the women that are fair and tall are soon free to depart, but the uncomely have long to wait because they cannot fulfil the law; for some of them remain for three years, or four. There is a custom like this in some parts of Cyprus.

>>2560137
I'd be the dope who feels bad for the ugly one and sleeps with her.

>>2560137
>tfw you will never live in the ancient near East
>you will never be randomly chosen to sleep with a beautiful stranger
Why even live?

>>2560137
I'd be praising God after that.

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>Cassius Dio reported that Elagabalus would paint his eyes, epilate his body hair and wear wigs before prostituting himself in taverns, brothels,and even in the imperial palace:

>Finally, he set aside a room in the palace and there committed his indecencies, always standing nude at the door of the room, as the harlots do, and shaking the curtain which hung from gold rings, while in a soft and melting voice he solicited the passers-by. There were, of course, men who had been specially instructed to play their part. For, as in other matters, so in this business, too, he had numerous agents who sought out those who could best please him by their foulness. He would collect money from his patrons and give himself airs over his gains; he would also dispute with his associates in this shameful occupation, claiming that he had more lovers than they and took in more money.

>Herodian commented that Elagabalus enhanced his natural good looks by the regular application of cosmetics.He was described as having been "delighted to be called the mistress, the wife, the queen of Hierocles"

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>>2559248
>>2560137
>>2560277
Holy fuck. Why is there no good historical porn out there? I need porn, drawn or not, with girls in accurate period clothing and not doing anything too anachronistic right fucking NOW.

>>2560292
The disciplined man can use his imagination.

>>2559649
Who are you to cast doubt?

Ezekiel 23 is a personal favorite bible chapter of mine, the whole book really is great for reading aloud to others in a booming voice because of all the long winded speeches god gives where he's just a dick to everyone. But have an excerpt that's not about that.

>16 As soon as she saw them, she lusted after them and sent messengers to them in Chaldea. 17 Then the Babylonians came to her, to the bed of love, and in their lust they defiled her. After she had been defiled by them, she turned away from them in disgust. 18 When she carried on her prostitution openly and exposed her naked body, I turned away from her in disgust, just as I had turned away from her sister. 19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.

I think I may get Ezekiel 23:20 on my tombstone

>>2560320
>There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
You would want this on your tombstone? What the fuck is wrong with you?

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>>2560320
The bible has a lot of weird stuff

30 And Lot went up out of Zoar, and dwelt in the mountain, and his two daughters with him; for he feared to dwell in Zoar; and he dwelt in a
cave, he and his two daughters.

31 And the first-born said unto the younger: 'Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth.

32 Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.'

33 And they made their father drink wine that night. And the first-born went in, and lay with her father; and he knew not when she lay down, nor when she arose.

36 Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.

Claudius' wife Messalina was a slut who slept with basically anyone with a dick and a pulse. As the infamous storygoes, one day she decided to have a contest with a prostitute to see who could sleep with more men over a 24-hour period. Messalina won with a score of 25. If you believe Juvenal, she also worked incognito in a brothel.

Her love of cucking her husband was such that, while Claudius was away, she decided to marry her current lover, a Senator named Gaius Silius. This led to her assassination and Claudius' eventual marriage to Aggripina the Younger so the subsequent years of shit for the Roman Empire are the direct fault of a slore being unable to not spread her legs for one day.

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>>2560385
Also along the same lines, Augustus' daughter Julia was notorious for sleeping around and being a pretty huge slut with men of all ranks and class. Though the difference is that unlike the scheming succubus Messalina, Julia was generally described as kind-hearted and charming... she just really, really liked to get laid.

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Achilles teenage son Neoptolemus taking Hectors wife Andromache as a concubine.

>>2560385
>>2560414
The Romans really had some nasty hardcore shit. If I remember, there was a story about some Roman emperor who fucked all the senator's wives and later they all told their husbands about it.

>>2560380
Religions/Science
Incest happened. Moreover scientifically it takes place each time two people fornicate.

>>2560342
why wouldn't you?

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>>2560380

>>2560496
Because I'm not a total degenerate who would want to have a mockery on his tombstone?

>>2560507
why do you care what your tombstone says, you'll be dead

>>2560380
Don't forget how one of them names their incest son "Moav", which is literally Hebrew for "from father."

>mfw I remember reading all of these passages in herodotus and the bible
>mfw I masturbated almost immediately after reading them

Man, I wonder how God must feel about people using his sacred word as pornography.

>>2559248

You know this sort of shit was basically Pizzagate, right?

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>you will never waggle your willy for the duchess

>>2560806

The amount of sheer unhinged carnality going on in the French Royal Court must have been un goddamned believable.

>>2559248
>being such a degenerate that you can't even feel stimulation in your nipples
Hot.

Most of these are exaggerated, like all historical picanteries.

>>2560866
>exaggerated

They are made up entirely in most cases. Wouldn't be much of a thread otherwise

>>2559836
Well, according to Wikipedia, Theodora gave up that lifestyle and moved to north Africa at the age of 16.

>>2560730
god doesn't feel anything because he's not real

>>2560866
the story about Lot's daughters was literally made up as slander to rival tribes, as the two children conceived from this (moab and ben-ammi) were said to be the patriarchs of the moabites and the ammonites.

>our holy book says you're descended from a daughter fucker

Someone post Anne Frank's diary

>>2561057

> not the edited one, either

My 16 year old told me about reading that shit in class and I pointed him towards the original. His fucking brain melted.

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>>2561066
>having children

>>2560137
Ancient world was worth it brehs. Fuck modernity I'm willing to risk it just to live in those times

>>2559248
Ottoshit propaganda

>>2561066
>my wife's son

>>2559248
>having a literal whore as your empress

Lmao byzziecuck

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>>2561196
Also holy shit i just found out that she's apparently an Orthodox saints too

>>2559248
Greeks are well know cowards and cucks, and effeminate as well. It's why they lost so much lands.

>>2559248
This is erotic fanfic

>>2561068

Schopenhauer was a whiny bitch.

>>2559248
Fuck off Procopius

>>2561271
and anyone who reproduces has doomed the person they supposedly love to suffer and die for their own vanity

>>2559649
He said that about the Emperor

>>2560435
Julius ceaser lol

Vice President Nelson Rockefeller died in the middle of fucking his mistress.

>>2562291

Rockefeller died on January 26, 1979, at age 70 from a heart attack. An initial report had incorrectly stated that he was at his office at Rockefeller Center working on a book about his art collection, and a security guard found him slumped over his desk. However, the report was soon corrected to state that Rockefeller actually had the fatal heart attack in another office he owned, a townhouse at 13 West 54th Street in the presence of Megan Marshack, a 25-year-old aide. After the heart attack, Marshack called her friend, news reporter Ponchitta Pierce, to the townhouse, and Pierce phoned an ambulance approximately an hour after the heart attack. There was some speculation in the press regarding the possibility of an intimate relationship between Rockefeller and Marshack. For example, long-time Rockefeller aide Joseph E. Persico said in the PBS documentary about the Rockefeller family "It became known that he had been alone with a young woman who worked for him, in undeniably intimate circumstances, and in the course of that evening had died from a heart attack."[

>>2560320
>>2560380
Bible is great book. And was completed over course of centuries so it's not surprise that sexuality is touched sometimes. Sometimes as a part of story, sometimes as a moral lesson.
But I liked very much part where it was used as a banter:
But they answered as young men, and brought up with him in pleasures, and said: Thus shalt thou speak to the people, that said to thee: Thy father made our yoke heavy, do thou ease it: thus shalt thou answer them: My little finger is thicker than the loins of my father.

If you don't catch it, king Roboam was told by his friends to tell delegation of ten tribes that his finger is greater than dick of his father so they can all go to hell. And he did and tribes were so BTFO that they REE'ed out of united monarchy.

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Within months of liberation, female prisoners at Bergen-Belsen concentration camp experienced a skyrocketing birthrate on account that they became horny as fuck after being nursed back to health and were hopping on the rod of every Allied soldier they could get their hands on.

>ywn be an American soldier from Hicksville, Mississippi who would normally never have a chance in Hell to land a nice Jewish girl and have a nine month pregnant Anne Frank slobber your knob while you casually browse through her diary to get to know her better.

>>2560634
h-hot.

>>2561057

Someone post that preggo Anne Frank art based drawfag did last week, I forgot to save them.

>>2560277
Need source on this image

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>>2562801
>[Mario] Oidemase... (Otokonoko HEAVEN Vol. 30) [English] [mysterymeat3] [Digital]

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>>2562850
Thanks a lot friend

>>2560435
Caligula iirc
his plan to raise government funding was to employ senators wives in public whorehouses

>>2562151

Yeah? And who says I loved the bitch?

>>2560292
there's this >>2560277 themed
the only girl is girl(male)
Rome by jjfrenchie
http://bigdongsandcutethongs.tumblr.com/post/137089325212/trap-hentai-here-rome-by-jjfrenchie

>>2561203
Unfortunately that story is fiction.

>>2559248
>Once source
>Literally all other accounts of the time draw from this one source

This is why ancient historical texts are usually a joke.

>>2562850
well damn

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>>2562151
1. What if you both want kids?
2. Who gives a shit
3. With an ugly mug like that he was just bitter

>>2560435
That was one of the things Caligula was accused of doing I believe. He would have Senators throw him banquets, then go and fuck the Senator's wife while the Senator knew what was happening but was powerless to do anything because, well, it's the emperor. Then they'd come back and Caligula would tell the husband in detail about how he'd fucked her.

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what thoughts were they trying to portray through this?

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>>2560846
Fuck off Mangum, I don't need this shit.

>>2562850
Sauce for the pic? Reverse search turned up nothing

>>2560380
>that webm
D-do you think they've "practiced"?

No seriously though at that age that's fucking weird.

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>>2562299
So do these rich and powerful types just get off on slumming it or something? Surely you'd be able to get with someone a little nicer at that level. You'd undoubtedly have your choice of pretty college gold diggers.

>Cleopatra was loved by the Egyptian not only for her beauty but also for her sexuality. On one occasion Cleopatra is recorded as having performed fellatio on (sucked the cocks) one hundred Roman nobles in one night. The Egyptians not only accepted this but also highly praised that. To become a high priestess of Aset the women first have to sex with at least one thousand different men (here I wish to emphasize different men). Cleopatra expert this less than a week that is within ten days (a week in Egypt is of ten days duration).

>>2560380
Am i seeing what i think i'm seeing?
Are those those his two daughters being lewd af with each other?

>>2563673
When you're a dying old man, that looks pretty good.

Plus, when you're in politics, a discreet but average-looking lover is better than a 10/10 who is trying to use her relationship with you for social advancement. Keeping this stuff secret is a pretty big deal unless you want to risk a scandal.

Who was more lewd, babalyon or eygpt?

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>>2563472
https://nhentai.net/g/187365/

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>>2563749
thanks

>>2563417

I do

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>>2563740
Egypt.

This is a culture where normal female clothing was either translucent, or looked like pic related.

>>2563740
Babylon

>>2560277
Related and not too bad: https://exhentai.org/g/1014638/35af500fe0/

>>2559219
Louis XVI may have had phimosis, which made having kids difficult for a while.

>>2564254
As someone who had adult circumcision for phimosis, I wonder how he dealt with it. The surgery is a bit iffy today, even though you rationally know that it's extremely unlikely that something will go wrong, but I imagine back then there'd be a number of potential problems.

>>2559219
Catherine the Great had a palace full of furniture carved with little sculptures of tits, penises, and people fucking.

>>2561078
Shut up. Everything is better. If you lived in the past you had a 100% of dying from Black death in infancy. Now go watch your porn like a good goy.

>>2562705

Speaking of...

>Anne: I also had a terrible desire to kiss [Jacque], which I did. Every time I see a female nude, such as the Venus in my art history book, I go into ecstasy. Sometimes I find them so exquisite I have to struggle to hold back my tears. If only I had a girlfriend!

>>2560846
Why do you think French Calvinism took off the way it did? Protestants saw decadence and reacted.

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>>2559219
One of the few times I've preferred the 3D version

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hindu
every kind of sex

>>2559219
Explain the appeal of catgirls to someone who don't get stuff

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>>2562989
>>2562989
Goddamn.

>mfw

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>>2564648
It's literally a cute/sexy girl with cat ears, what's there not to understand.

Don't you like cute girls?

>>2564541
Gross.
>>2564648
Cute and sex.

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>>2564324

>implying All-American manliness won't overpower the Jewess' lesbian urges.

>>2563687
gonna need a source on this one, according to Herodotus the Egyptians didn't practice temple prostitution

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>>2564648
its the gateway drug to proper furry

>>2564648
I think the appeal lies in the the way cats purr, rub up against you and ask for attention applied to attractive females.

>>2564296
To be fair anon, knowing and actually feeling that death was a few inches away meant that every moment alive was meaningful.
Can't say the same.

>>2564648
Anthropomorphism is way, way too common in human history to give you any sort of concise rundown.

My guess is, it helped us domesticate the aurochs.

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>>2560277
source on that image

>>2564976
nvm im retarded

>>2560137
Herodotus NEVER set foot in Mesopotamia. Most of the shit he wrote about it makew little to no sense.
I'm hard anyway.

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>>2564976
>>2564990
It's okay, anon. We still love you.

>>2564976
rin > len

>>2565055
no

>>2565063
Stop beign gay

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liu_Chang_(Jixing)
>Descriptions of the sexual activities between Liu Chang and the Persian woman in the Song dynasty book the "Ch'ing-i-lu" by T'ao Ku were so graphic that the "Memoirs of the Research Department of the Toyo Bunko (the Oriental Library), Issue 2" refused to provide any quotes from it while discussing the subject.

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Why is this allowed

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>>2565078
liking cute boys isnt gay

Can you guys please stop posting hentai this is a blue board after all. Thanks

>>2565127
Go cry to mommy, fuckboy. None of these images are nsfw.

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>>2565127

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>>2565127
ok

>>2559271
shoop skills on point

>>2565119
Yes it is, especially when the boy has such a hot sister.

>>2560292
Watch Sparticus and pretend its the same. Close enough.

>>2565092
I always felt the story of Isis and Osiris had great backstory.

>>2565092
Anime website

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>>2565127
sorry, this more to your liking?

>>2565207
>that girl on the right
>disdain_for_commoners.jpg

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>>2565569
Jesus Christ

>>2565609
The art is wicked good, I'm just a bit put off by the subject...

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>>2565569

>>2565569
Meh

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>>2565569
>tfw pregnancy fetish
>tfw got a stiffy to this
>tfw def. going to hell now

>>2565092
Because g-d is good

>>2560806
Name of book?

>>2565677
unlikely because there is no hell

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>>2565569
>69

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>>2565677

You pretty much condemned yourself to eternal hellfire the moment you click on 4chan's url

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>>2565640
>>2565677

It gets even better, the drawfag who did this said he's gonna do a fully nude version of the same pic soon...

>>2563213

>that 1 guy covering his face

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>>2565569

Why is Anne crying?

Poor girl

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>>2565569
>>2565868
You know what? I'm just going to roll with it. It's not like the art genuinely besmirches Anne's memory.

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>>2566008

That was one of my favorite episodes

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>>2566008
>>2566039

"Hey, you think this works on bellies?"

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>>2566028

I'm pretty sure hiding behind her name to bash the President of the United States is a far greater act of slander.

If anything this is a fitting tribute to Anne Frank's memory by showing her living the life she was robbed of by Nazi tyranny (maturing, giving birth, raising children of her own etc.).

>>2565863
Not according to /pol/

All of /pol/ is going to heaven

>>2559968
Whorin out your own daughter over butthurt

Tbf, that happened all the time

would a good representation of Egyptian mythology look like >>2565092 or >>2564914
?

>Lü Zhi, now declared the empress dowager when her son Liu Ying succeeded to the throne as Emperor Hui after Gaozu's death, commenced an inhumane plot against Qi and Liu Ruyi. She first had Qi arrested and treated her like a convict (dressed in prison garb, head shaved, and in stocks).... She then had Concubine Qi's limbs chopped off, blinded her by gouging out her eyes, cut off her tongue and locked her in the latrine, and called her a "Human Swine" (人彘).

it's someone's fetish, i garuntee it.

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>>2565055
>Rin and Len will never compete for your attention
It hurts more and more every day.

>>2559272
Somebody should post the pages about Huemac's daughter going to the market with her maids, and meeting a green-chilies seller who is actually a disguised god, and is naked (shocking!), and the size of his, hmmmm, of his big hot chilli makes her lost her senses...

>>2566292
Why did she do this? Obviously she hated the girl but why so much hate to the point that simple murder wouldn't do?

>>2562346
So he insulted them by implying that his father, King Solomon had a really small dick?
No wander this autist lost the united monarchy. He ws like Niki Romanov of the Bibile.

>>2566819
Not him, but not exactly. You had people complaining about the heavy level of taxation that Solomon levied, and asking him to cut back, and he's boasting. "You think my Dad was a big deal? I'M A BIG FUCKING DEAL! TAXES GO UP, NOT DOWN!" It carries the unspoken implication that his dick is much bigger.

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>this thread

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Post more pictures of smug anime girls please

>>2560730
Probably gets his dick hard.

>>2565868
Who is the artist, anyways? For... research purposes, of course.

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>>2567060
I wish I knew, he does some pretty great art. Recommended him some reference books, and I encouraged him to create a tumblr or something to archive all his stuff and a few weeks back, but I don't know if he did it.

Could anyone upload the deleted pic somewhere?

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>>2567034

>>2559219
>From Herodotus

Into le trash it goes
Fuck this guy and his fanfictions

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Just learned about the Ee ja nai ka, which was this big surge in Japanese degeneracy right as the Tokugawa Shogunate was dying. In a mix of disgust over westerners, no government authority, and other miscellaneous little troubles in the country, they decided to just say fuck it and start dancing, partying, stripping, and eventually fucking and being nude all the time. Ended in violence.

>>2567127
Are you kidding? This is a very tame account of one perverted embalmer doing one perverted thing and being called out on it. Nothing about it seems fanciful.

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>>2567132
Speaking of late Shogunate weird shit, there was also the "Muzan-e" fad, or "Bloody Prints", basically the early days of Guro.

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>>2567269

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>>2567278

>>2566292
That's like half of guro doujins out there

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>>2566292

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>>2567281

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>>2567325
Also, all of these were done by Yoshitoshi, not some random guy. I think even Hokusai did some, so it was big deal, people were into this shit.

>>2565018
4Chan is going to make me gay wtf

>>2567364
you are gay

>>2567269
>>2567278
>>2567281
>>2567325
>>2567347
>nips

>>2567372
not yet

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>>2567364
>>2567374
Just embrace it, my friend.

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>>2567099
Thanks

>>2567060

He was lurking >>>/d/'s drawing general thread a few days back when he posted a few Anne Frank pics. Got bombarded with a whole bunch of requests. Ones of her naked, giving birth, fingering herself with a ballpoint pen (probably a /pol/tard) etc. Said he'd probably do most of them. He got the original request from this board so he might stumble on this thread at some point.

>>2567083

Too bad, I'd be showering him with shekels for more of these Anne Frank pics.

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>>2567426
You're welcome. Sadly, I don't have any more /his/ related ones.

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>>2567364
like cute boys isnt gay

>>2561084

This is Procopius, not Liudprand.

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>>2567083
Found it, if anyone is interested.

https://desuarchive.org/his/thread/2559219/#2565569

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>>2567459
This.

This was a good thread, hope we have more like it.

>>2567083

I think these are all the Anne Frank pics he did

http://deviants-despository.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=anne_frank

>>2565868
She looks way too old in these. She was only 15 when she died.

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>>2567525
Thanks ! I really hope he does mores stuff.

>>2567533

Might want to read the textbox

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what did western civilization mean by this?

>>2567537
I did. What's your point? Unless this is an alternate history where the war went on until like 1960 she wouldn't have looked like this when it ended.

>>2567536

Yeah me too.

My favorite was the black and white one, I hope he colors it or does another nude pic eventually (maybe with her by the window like in the deleted pic).

>>2567559

that we are ready for our Muslim colonizers to take over, and leave this earth in peace

>>2559248
>>>/lit/

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>>2567562

>1960

She would've been 31 by then and she doesn't look a day over 21 in these pics, try 1950.

>when you realize if Anne Frank had survived the war and given birth to any sons before the end of the decade, they would've been old enough to serve in Vietnam by 1967

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>>2567622

>tfw no unusually-well written memoir by a US Army Special Forces soldier relaying his terrifying experiences in the claustrophobic hell of the Chu Chi Tunnels, paralleling them to his Jewish immigrant mother's stories about hiding in the Netherlands during WW2.

>>2567622
>she doesn't look a day over 21 in these pics
>with those saggy tits
Anyway, even 21 would be too old. Why even draw Anne Frank porn if you aren't going to be accurate?

>>2567559
Sauce naow

>>2567781
http://rudigerblues.tumblr.com/post/112489418079/shotashots-rome-by-joel-jurion

>>2559272
This stops being hot when you know how people from the native communities of the region look like

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>>2567622
>>2567679

ITT: We discuss an alternate timeline where Anne Frank marries decorated US Marine Eugene Sledge and both are inspired to publish their own individual memoirs after their eldest son becomes Carlos Hathcock-tier famous retelling his experiences as a Tunnel Rat and Green Beret.

>The Imperial Harem of the Ottoman Empire occupied one of the large sections of the private apartments of the sultan at the Topkapi Palace which encompassed more than 400 rooms.
>After 1853, an equally lavish harem quarter was occupied at the new imperial palace at Dolmabahçe.

>Ismail ibn Sharif holds the distinction of fathering probably the maximum number of children in history – not surprisingly he also had one of the largest harems, housing more than five hundred concubines2. The Moroccan ruler was second in line of the Moroccan Alaouite dynasty and reigned from 1672 to 1727.

>The distinction for owning the largest harem in history could well belong to 6th century BCE King Tamba of Banaras. It is believed that his harem included some sixteen thousand inmates and was presided over by the chief queen Sussondi.

>The 15-century Sultan Ghiyas-ud-Din Kilji's harem numbered fifteen thousand4 and required him to build a separate walled city to house them.

>During the 1800s, King Mongkut of Siam housed his nine thousand women5 in a totally contained city with its own government, recreational facilities, and a theater. The 19th-century ruler was eventually featured in the autobiographical book Anna and the King of Siam, which became the inspiration behind the Rodgers and Hammerstein musical The King and I and a later film version, titled Anna and the King.

>One of the most feared warriors of all times, Genghis Khan is best known for founding the Mongol Empire which after his death became the large contiguous empire in history.
>Apparently the inmates of his harem numbered anything between two to three thousand6. The myth is now borne out by science as well since after analyzing tissue samples in populations bordering Mongolia, scientists from the Russian Academy of Sciences believe the brutal ruler has 16 million male descendants living today which is nearly 8% of the population of Central Asia.

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>>2566222
if you look at statues it was usually either completely like an animal, a human body with an animal head.

There don't really seem to have gone in a direction consistent with either modern day furry or monstergirl.

>>2567958
>completely like an animal, OR a human body with an animal head.
fixed

>>2567364
do as the romans did, and more

>>2567958
>>2567959
>OR a human body with an animal head.
That's basically a furry

I have no idea what this thread's supposed to be discussing anymore, but I like it

>>2560030
Kek

>>2565127
Not even remotely close to hentai

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>>2567688

>he doesn't know that pregnancy can effect shape of human breasts

>>2560292

There now go jack off to your heart's desire

>>2565868

http://deviants-despository.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=anne_frank

>>2560137
greeks gods in Babylon?

>>2567325

Weirdest boner ever

>all these ancient gay stories itt
Surely there must be something for those of us with the "loli persuasion", right?

Or were all our ancestors basically homos who incidentally had sex with women for procreation?

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>>2567982
the heads they used were more anatomically based on the animal rather than a melding of human and animal features like with modern furry

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I hope I don't get banned for posting this one. It's historical, please open an exception.

>>2568088
He means Ishtar, who overlaps with Aphrodite

>>2568088
when talking about Ra he interchangeably uses the names Amon and Zeus

>>2568141
/his/ should have a spoiler option like /tv/ for nude but not necessarily pornographic images as long as they have historical context. It only makes sense.

>>2565729
False twisted version of the story.

>>2562933
>>2563030
Are you both retarded?

He means the offspring not the wife.

Fucking idiots.

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idk why I find this statue of Hatshepsut sexy, but I do

>>2568141
what went so right bros?

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>>2568142
they did the same to Isis in Egypt

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>>2568166
T H I C C

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>>2565868

I was gonna request one of Anne holding her belly in the Dutch countryside looking up as C-47 Skytrains fly by and parachutes fall from the sky because I need to combine my fetish with my battlefu, Operation Market Garden. But the thread got closed before I could post it.

Hopefully drawfag will lurk this thread at some point and read this.

>>2568147
If /tv/ has it then it's retarded for /his/ to not have it.

>>2559968
stole from the king and fucked his daughter. What a G

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>>2565868
>tfw I will probably never be happily married and be a father.

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>>2568617
that's a good thing though

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>>2568629

>>2568139
to be fair there's furries who like that do put animal heads on their creatures

>>2563213
Why not just fuck each other? I'd rather fuck a man over an animal any day.

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>>2568617

Martyr yourself against left-wing degeneracy which ruined your chances of getting married.

>>2568709
because homosexuality is sinnfull

>>2560137
>the uncomely have long to wait because they cannot fulfil the law; for some of them remain for three years, or four
kek

Post more hot historical wimmins, I'm wicked horny now

>>2565018
>tfw no arslan bf

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>>2568820

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>>2559219
>The last Sui emperor, Sui Yangdi (A.D. 581-618), took the throne after murdering his father and older brother. He had a queen, two deputy queens, 6 royal consorts, 72 concubines and 3,000 palace maidens but even that wasn't enough to satisfy him sexually. He had a particular thing for teenage virgins and reportedly used a "virgin wheelchair" to capture them. According to a palace historian after the girl was seated "clamps would automatically spring up to hold arms and spread her legs apart, while the mechanized cushion would place her body in the right position to receive the royal favor."

>>2568132
honestly it probably wasn't worth talking about

if the narrative is children are super easy to manipulate into fucking, and there are plenty of slave girls that had no rights that you could fuck as much as you want at any age, then fucking lolis must have been as common as masturbation.

>>2566724
Cause as her rivals those other basic bitches were the main source of every bit of stress in her life and remained threats for as long as they lived.

>>2569112
I suppose that's true in that context, but surely there must have been one or two interesting stories similar to the ones presented itt. Any topic can make for interesting experience if given the right circumstances.

>>2569144
you mean like the first reply ITT?

>>2569173
Somewhat, but the main focus of the story is when she had grown up. Her young age seemed more merely background information for the actual story.

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>>2565214
>>2559271
Challenge. Accepted.

>>2568551
Im pretty sure he ended up straight up admitting what he did to the king and the king payed him a shitload of money for being so smart

>>2561207

>alexander

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>>2569312
>alexander
>greek
he was Macedonian

>>2568617
>happily

>>2569061
oh fuck

and here i was thinking that the folks of old had bad taste

>>2569189
grown up then means like 12-13 years old

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>>2569484
O-oh...I see...

>>2559248
What is the sauce on this text?

>>2569325
Macedonian isn't a real ethnicity

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>>2565868
>>2567525
>>2567679
>>2567844
>>2568533

>tfw no one-night stand between Sgt. Denver Randleman and Anne Frank who happens to be hiding in the same barn for some inexplicable reason alternate timeline.

Truly would've been best timeline

Don't the thread die guys

I still haven't gotten fresh pregnant Anne Frank porn yet.

>>2569507
The Secret History of Justinian's Court, by Procopius

>>2569791
thank

After watching Caligula, it occured to me that Romans wearing white would be basically see-through

If you entered the senate on a rainy afternoon, would you basically be seeing dicks everywhere?

>>2569861
I don't think so, a toga was made of wool or linen not cotton.

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>What the hell, Luigi, you can see what fortune can do to men. You had just finished fucking your woman when you want another one. I've been in Modena for several days when I came across an old woman who washes my shirts. She asked me to come into her hovel because she wished to show me some fine shirts. Innocent prick that I am I went in. There was a woman over in the corner. "This is the shirt that I wanted to sell you," the hag said. I was terrified....But I fucked her. I found her thighs flabby and her cunt damp. Her breath stank. But my lust was ravenous...When I was finished I took a torch and looked at her. I nearly dropped dead. The woman was ugly....She had a tuft of hair on her head but her head was bald. Her forehead was scarred. One eye looked up, the other down. Her eyes were filled with mucus, and she had no eyebrows. Her nose was twisted into a funny shape. Her mouth looked like Lorenzo de' Medici's but was bent to one side. She was toothless and saliva drooled out of her mouth. Her upper lip had a moustache. I looked at her stupefied. "What's the matter sir?" she asked me. As soon as she opened her mouth, such a stench came out that my eyes and my nose were assaulted and my stomach indignant. They could not bear it, and I vomited all over her....

>>2570144
>renaissance /r9k/ fucks a roastie

For you /ss/ fags out there

>There was a Thracian youth, named Theodosius, in the household of Belisarius, who by descent was of the Eunomian faith. On the eve of his departure for Libya, Belisarius held the youth over the font, received him into his arms after baptism, and thenceforth made him a member of his household, with the consent of his wife, according to the Christian rite of adoption. Antonina therefore received Theodosius as a son consecrated by religion, and in consequence loved him, paid him especial attention, and obtained complete dominion over him. Afterwards, during this voyage, she became madly enamoured of him, and, being beside herself with passion, cast away all fear of everything human or divine, together with all traces of modesty, and enjoyed him at first in secret, afterwards even in the presence of her servants and handmaidens; for she was by this time so mad with lust, that she disregarded everything that stood in the way of her passion.

1/2

>Once, when they were at Carthage, Belisarius caught her in the act, but permitted himself to be deceived by his wife. He found them both together in an underground chamber, and was furiously enraged at the sight; but she showed no sign of fear or a desire to avoid him, and said, "I came to this place with this youth, to hide the most precious part of our plunder, that the Emperor might not come to know of it." This she said by way of an excuse, and he, pretending to be convinced, let it pass, although he saw that the belt which held Theodosius's drawers over his private parts was undone; for he was so overpowered by his love for the creature that he preferred not to believe his own eyes. However, Antonina's debauchery went on from bad to worse, till it reached a shameful pitch. All who beheld it were silent, except one slave woman, named Macedonia, who, when Belisarius was at Syracuse after the conquest of Sicily, first made her master swear the most solemn oaths that he never would betray her to her mistress, and then told him the whole story, bringing as her witnesses two boys who attended on Antonina's bed-chamber.

2/2

>>2560996
>>2565732
are you going to keep tipping your fedora all over this thread

>>2568539
I assume theoretically on TV it's for hiding show/movie spoilers

>>2570648
They need spoiler tags here in case of time travelers

>>2570705
What if I want them to break up this timeline?

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I liked hearing about the communist bitches getting raped in a barnyard by nigger conscripts.

Basiclly, i like hearing about Leftist women being brutally raped in general but my fetish is extra good because there is documented accounts of it happening to fap/ draw pictures of.

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>>2568533
>>2569561

I like these ideas

Since I'm shit at drawing I'll just greentext it

>Anne Frank awakens on a chilly September morning on a dusty floor to the now familiar muffle of FlaK 36 AA guns
>She was smuggled out of Amsterdam months ago after she found out she was pregnant because she obviously can't give pop out a kid without waking up the whole town with her screaming
>She now "lives" on a decrepit property used by the Dutch resistance as a meeting place
>takes the occasional ass pounding from Dutch resistance fighters in exchange for more food
>She has no idea the rest of her family was arrested and deported to Auschwitz weeks ago
>Feels lonely and cold all the time
>Lives in dread of both being days away from giving birth and discovery by the Germans who have intensified their efforts to crush the Dutch resistance as Montgomery's tanks race towards the Netherlands
>The distant roar of aircraft engines grows louder
>Anne normally doesn't stick her head out the window for both fear of being seen by a passerby and because she's nine months pregnant and hates moving, but the now incessant noise is too much to ignore
>She peaks out the window
>Sees a low flying C-47 Skytrain passing over
>Then another one
>Then 10
>Soon after that, hundreds
>AA fire sends some of burning planes crashing to the ground, but for every one lost, another 20 make it through
>The gray sky is filled with thousands parachutes slowly drifting to Earth
>In a state of disbelief, Anne forces herself up, and waddles outside
>Some of the paratroopers land right in front of her
>She can vaguely make out flag armbands worn on their right shoulders as the flag of the United States
>Left shoulders have a strange brown and white bird she's never seen before
>Helmets have a white Spade painted on them
>It's fucking Easy Company, 506th PIR

Con't below

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>>2570901


>Men from Alabama, Texas, Arkansas, North Carolina, Louisiana, Virginia, West Virginia, Illinois, New York, Oregon, California, Pennsylvania and countless other places spearheading the liberation of the Netherlands from Nazi occupation
>The soldiers begin to cut loose their chutes and life jackets
>Some need help pulling off their gear with the wind tugging their chutes and the harnesses locked
>Some of the soldier finally take notice of her and instinctually begin to raise their weapons before lowering after realizing she's not a German soldier
>Startled by their initially threatening behavior, Anne steps back toward the hut before stopping
>Eventually a half-dozen Americans, led by a tall and uncommonly fine looking officer break away from the mass of men and begin walking up to her
>it'sfuckingcaptainwinters.jpg
>Anne meekly waves at them as they approach, they return the pleasantry
>Winters asks in broken Dutch if she can speak English, she shakes her head repeating "Nee"
>Somewhat exasperated, Winters pulls a map from his jacket pocket and motions for her to point out their location
>She recognizes the nearby road and points it out
>Winter replies "danke" and pockets his map
>Noticing how malnourished she appears, Winters offers her a drink from his canteen
>She accepts, having relied on nothing but the foul-tasting river water for sustenance for days
>Winters quietly signals one of his staff, with a cigar hanging from his mouth to hand her a chocolate bar he had stuffed into his jacket pocket prior to the jump
>Anne misinterprets this gesture of kindness as an expectation of a favor and begins to unbutton her top
>A deeply religious man, Winters is offended and sharply says "no" in his native tongue, motioning for her to stop
>Embarrassed, Anne rebuttons her top, the other soldiers stare in bewilderment George Luz has to hold back the urge to laugh
>The sound of distant gunfire, followed by screaming breaks the silence

Cont' below

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>>2570907

>Winters turns and notices a windmill in the distance with a parachute and a motionless figure hanging off of the fan
>He yells at the rest of Easy to get back in the moment and prepare to engage German troops attacking the DZ
>The entire company begin running toward the windmill nearby
>He turns to Anne and sternly points at the hut telling her to stay inside
>Understanding the message, Anne moves back inside and shuts the door
>Winters finally begins to run to catch up with the rest of the company who are already taking cover and opening fire on a column of German troops

And 60 years later, Anne Frank's claim to fame is a cameo in Episode 4, Replacements

Post themes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54sSF5JS_HA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVVKCOB8eUA

>>2570917
this is worse than the rp threads that used to plague /k/

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>>2570907

>Winters quietly signals one of his staff, with a cigar hanging from his mouth to hand her a chocolate bar he had stuffed into his jacket pocket prior to the jump
>Anne misinterprets this gesture of kindness as an expectation of a favor and begins to unbutton her top

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuL3bPONAy4

>>2570730
In what conflict?

>all these ancient cultures fucking as much as they want and I can't even get laid once.
God damn Christianity

>>2559649

it was a different time

>>2564673
La salsa mi amigo?

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>>2571400
>God damn Christianity

If Christianity was still the dominant cultural force in the West, you would have been engaged with a qt at 13, and married her at 16. Then you could have fucked her as much as you want: "And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly in the earth, and multiply therein."

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>>2570144
That's from Machiavelli? What is it with famous Italian writers and being utter betas? Dante was like that as well, his Inferno is basically a self-insert fanfic.

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>>2569461

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>>2571929
>pregnant Christ-chan
>tfw imagining the process of getting her pregnant
>waiting until marriage
>engaging in missionary with her on the bridal bed while holding her hand
>making passionate love with wild abandon for the sake of procreation in God's name

I-It's so deliciously vanilla...

>>2572027
At the end of the day, after you've tasted all the flavors on /gif/ and on /d/, there's nothing quite as delicious as vanilla.

>>2572069
its the difference between craving lust versus mutual intimacy

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>>2571178

lol that sounds like someone saying "source?!" on here.

Spanish civil war dumdum. Seige of Madrid. Cant remember the other seige place it happens but its in the booke 'The spanish Holocaust' by Paul Preston if your skeptical...

>>2572027
>>2572069

i got blue balls from kissing
i can fuck a girl for hours straight but if she is moaning and kissing me passionately i go mental

fucking porn man
worst jewish trick

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>>2569093
They don't show that on the history channel

>>2570730
Search about pinochet and doggos then you sick fuck.

>>2560292
Milo Manara does a lot of historical themed art

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>>2572166

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>>2572194

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>>2572199

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>>2572200

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>>2572208

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>>2572213

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>>2572216

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>>2572225
That's the Sleeping Hermaphroditus, right?

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>ITT

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>>2572285

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>>2570965
>>2570907
>>A deeply religious man, Winters is offended and sharply says "no" in his native tongue, motioning for her to stop

"You see, we can kill 'em but we can't fuck 'em because it says so in the Bible!"

>>2570451
not an argument

>>2572285
what is this, a history of rape for ants

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>>2559248
Jesus christ

>>2565901
"I can't look!"
>peeks

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>>2568139

that's entirely up to the furry artist in question.

furry art has a bunch of sub-styles, the main art current used to be bastard looney toons and general "cartoon" looks as far as the early 00's, now it's taken a lot of japanese influences due to the newer generations coming in from a different cultural make up, but the more hyper realistic and gritty styles as well as abstract and artsy ones have always existed at the side.

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>>2570917
>>Winters turns and notices a windmill in the distance with a parachute and a motionless figure hanging off of the fan

Rough Landing was my favorite mission too, especially the soundtrack.

RIP Pvt. Connor

>>2572321
Fugg, did this actually happen?

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>>2566046

I've been to that memorial.

It's truly beautiful.