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Happy that he lost to based Woodrow. I bet he cried like a bitch.

He was a fine face for the nation.

I like best his laudable efforts to support the preservation of the interior.

That bear cub, leave him to me.
*shoots bear cub from 1000 yards with his shoulder mounted elephant artillery cannon splitting bear cub into two halves. One half fashioned into a coat, the top half into a bear head warrior hat which he wore everyday while masturbating and speed reading*
History and fake journalists twist the story so he says "That bear cub, let him be."

Source: The Heroic and True History of the United States, Volume 6, second edition, Constantinople Press, 1997.

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>>2558498
A great man, got shit done that most leaders would have left alone or allowed to fail.

>Great White Fleet
>National Parks
>Panama Canal
>Anti-Monopoly Busts
>Surviving an assassination attempt and giving the speech right after like it didn't happen
>Stopped the Frogs and Krauts from starting WWI a decade early
>Advocated hiking, boxing, and other healthy activities

>>2558542
fuck off wilson
your like half the reason the 20th century was so fucked up