What's Heraclitus crying about anyway?

He's crying because the constitution is fundamentally wrong

he can't find the lake he vacationed at last year

Everything flows

He predicted that in the future people would make unfunny half-assed jokes using his philosophy as a pretext (not actually even marginally touching the subject) on a gay cartoon site.

>>2554645
Oh and these people would be gay themselves.

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>Diogenes relates that Heraclitus had a poor opinion of human affairs.[8] He believed that Hesiod and Pythagoras lacked understanding though learned[16] and that Homer and Archilochus deserved to be beaten.[17] Laws needed to be defended as though they were city walls.[18] Timon is said to have called him a "mob-reviler." Heraclitus hated the Athenians and his fellow Ephesians, wishing the latter wealth in punishment for their wicked ways.[19] Says Diogenes: "Finally, he became a hater of his kind (misanthrope) and wandered the mountains ... making his diet of grass and herbs."

>>2554523

A NOBLE ONE, AMONG IGNOBLE ONES, IN A CORRUPTED WORLD, IS A MELANCHOLIC PERSON.

>>2554656
He also received an invitation to be the king (archon) of Ephesus IIRC, but he despised normies so much that he would have none of it.

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>>2554684
>Fuck this society I'm going to go eat some grass

>>2554692
Better to be an equal among grasshoppers than to be a king among normies.

>>2554672

t. depressed attention whore faggot