Who is your historyfu?

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>>2551104

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such a lust for revenge

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In 1972, at the age of 5, I witnessed Carl Bernstein Senpai become a journalistic hero on my family's TV. My parents explained what was happening in a way that I could understand at such a young age. He not only covered the Watergate break-in, but through masterful investigative journalism was a key figure in exposing it. It was like a combination of truth-finding detective work mixed with socially transformative storytelling to further the causes of justice and honesty. This would define who I was as a person, for the rest of my life I would seek to honor and fulfill the values he had shown me as a young boy.

I would be successful. Though sometimes failing to measure up to his level of mastery, I always sought to improve my work, to bring honest news to the American people. I also noticed that in the preventative side of Carl Senpai's work he was no less masterful, cultivating an image that was a mix of hardened, resolved academic muster and grandfatherly warmth. You wanted to trust him just by looking at him, and he wanted you to make him earn that trust. Just as he had inspired a big part of my career, I decided to pay him an homage by adopting some of the traits of his persona, even fancying that he would notice this tip of the hat and approve. I certainly wouldn't have minded anyone else noticing my honorific imitation.

But then something magical happened, the perfect night and the perfect moment. In the middle of breaking the key part of this generation's Watergate, a story on intelligence issue suggesting coordination between Trump associations and Russians, I had Carl Senpai on as a guest. We were both wearing our signature glasses. In the middle of our discussion he looked at me in the eye through the camera and gave this proud smile. He knew. Having been a parental figure before, he was now like a brother to me. We were peers.

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>>2551104
Maude Fealy

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All I want in life is a reverse trap hussar жeнa.

>>2551451
>reverse trap hussar

Thanks for new fetish bro.

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Hands down, Anne Frank

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>>2551497
Go away Jeff.

>>2551433
Total babe

>>2551710
Mississippi 6 at best.

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luvya Masha

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Best saintfu coming through. I'm not even a Catholic.

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:3 :3 Oh lord

>>2552040
asphyxiation is a patrician fetish

>>2552840
to bad she got blacked

>>2552991
I am black bro

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>>2553121

Make way junior.

>>2553121
Why isn't he wearing pants

>>2553537
>he

>>2553121
>>2553363
anime is shit. they all look the same.
but i guess thats because asians all look the same

>>2553566
Since when was Patton a woman?

>>2553577
Asians think all white people look the same. You get used to the people you grow up around.

>>2553566
>not realizing all the anime drawings of male historical figures didn't change their gender but just made them traps

>>2553831
Even better

>>2553836
Kill yourself, SJW kike

>>2554074
>liking Patton
>being SJW or a Kike
Anon...

>>2554074
>traps
>SJW
trap =/= trans, let alone snowflake genders like celestial manbearpig

>>2554102
Trans is a prettier word though

>>2554102
all faggotry, mutantry, and marxoidal neo-atheo-communist degeneracy aids Social JEWISH globalism

>>2554102
>trap =/= trans
Tell that to /gif/, /aco/, and /trash/.

>>2553511
why did Christian IX's blood produce such qts

>>2551405
this

>>2552991
Lies.

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>>2551104