Which historical leader sucked the most dicks?

>>2550704
Nobunaga

Messalina

Is Claudius history's biggest cuck?

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>>2550704
>sucked the most dicks
Probably Catherine the Great. Allegedly all she did was sleep around while her lov- I mean advisors did everything administrative for her.

>>2550719
I think Justinian is.

He married a literal whore who not only cucked the shit out of him but also basically ruled in his place while he was licking her lovers' cum off her feet.

>>2550704
ur mom

lmao

Cleopatra supposedly sucked 100 in one night
>women in power

>>2550704

Empress Irene.

>>2550723
Justinian was only cucked by one wife though. Claudius was cucked left right and centre.

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>>2550769
NUT

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>>2550704
The Queen of Bithynia

>>2550723
Only that Theodora passed laws against forced prostitution. As it seems, being a whore in fact does not mean that you fuck everything in sight, what a surprise.

>>2550723
Stop listening to that wacko monk who obviously hated both of them

>>2550722
>implying efficient delegation isn't the most important leadership skill an autocrat can have

I want peter iii posters to leave

>>2550856

man of every woman, woman of every man

>>2550911
>efficient delegation
It wasn't efficient. Look at Potemkin.

Hard mode: XX century leaders

>>2551108
Cixi

Esther in the OT.

>>2550723
Yeah but Messalina out-whored a literal whore and fucked everyone in the empire then married another guy while Claudius was out of town and started moving everything into the guy's house.

Also Procopious said Justinian's head would fly around the palace or whatever so he's not the most reliable source on how shitty people are.

cleopatra

http://www.elixirofknowledge.com/2010/11/cleopatra-and-religious-sex-customs-of.html

probably bullshit but I believe it

>>2550949
Potemkin had personal flaws, but the dude was also responsible for the seizure of Crimea, the establishment of Sevastopol, and the creation of the Black Sea fleet. Those things were absolutely essential for Russia's meteoric rise between Catherine's reign and the eventual collapse in the Crimean War.

don't let Paul's smear campaigns fool you

>>2550815
quality > quantity

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>>2550949
the look in her eye, you just KNOW she didn't need to actually fuck a horse

grigory potemkin is known to be THE most hung guy in the russian empire, possibly one of the biggest in the continent. his cock has been described as "like a madeira bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival yermolev and shorty naryshkin. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed catherine's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with grigory barely able to force it past the knob, and the empress moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire verst, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on grigory's throbbing urod, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it

>>2550704
You just posted her.

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>>2551427
Every day we fall further from God's light.

>>2550769
>ywn have a qt trap emperor waifu

>>2550723
Credible source on that? Thats right, there is none

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