post handsome historical figures

>>2545104
no

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>>2545104
Is that Nick?

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Obligatory

>>2545142
*Gets cucked by hobo looking hairy monk*

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>>2545151
hmmm I wonder why the tsar couldn't please his wife like rasputin did? how could he compete?

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>>2545142
Yeah, he may have been a shitty tsar but he sure was a cutie

>>2545158
>Manlets
When will they learn

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>>2545176
WTF is that

>>2545179
that's a man baby

>>2545142
Fucking hipster

>>2545179
Milos Zeman president of Czech republic.

>>2545104
>sperglord
>handsome

>>2545206
he was more attractive than george V

>>2545146
He can seize my means of reproduction anytime.

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>>2545104

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would smash his boipuss desu

>>2545240
I like his hair.

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>>2545146

That's photoshopped m8. Stalin had all his old photos altered because his face got ruined by pox when he was a kid.

Pic related, you can clearly see his pox scars

>>2545247
Not that guy, but I think he's still fairly handsome in those photos, even with pox scars.

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There can only be one

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Young Teddy was pretty aesthetic

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Not sure when something officially becomes history but this guy's been dead for a few years now.

>>2545292
He looks like the shit I took this morning.

>>2545306
you must take pretty ugly shits anon

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Stand aside plebs

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What makes german men so attractive?

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>>2545626
They get better with age
>>2545142
Nicky???

>>2545249
Maybe (I don't think so) but he looks completely different

>>2545104
Men from the past looked too feminine and inbreed to be handsome.

>>2545626
>>2545689
German men are the ugliest nords, you must be a masochistic jew.

>>2545244
Nigga, please. Hirohito was goofy looking af, even for a nip.

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>>2545626
The stern look.

>>2547526
I find him pretty attractive, each to his own I guess

Does anyone have the photo of nicholas' alleged dragon tattoo?

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>>2545104

>>2545254
This! I'm not gay in the slightest but I always had a man crush on Wilhelm

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>>2548557
best one i could find

why is it that george V and nicholas II looked so similar but so different to Wilhelm II if they were all cousins

>>2549637

uh, hello! he's the Fritz!

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>>2548557

>>2549649

that's not a horrible tattoo as those things go

>>2549649
rumour has it he lost a bet that he would win the Russo-Japanese war and had to get a Japanese dragon tattoo

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>>2545104

>>2549649
look nice desu

>>2549649
what exactly is it about the tsar having a tattoo thats hot

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>>2549652
>>2549750
>>2549695
are you sure it isn't george? i remember reading that george went to japan and got a tattoo done there because there was a big tattoo craze back then

ahh found the article
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-35400010

>No photographs are known to have survived of George V's famous tattoo. But according to Lodder, it was the royal family who inspired the fashion for tattooing in the late 19th Century.
In 1881, the future king was tattooed with a blue and red dragon during a trip to Japan.

>It was not the first time a royal had been inked: his father, the future Edward VII, got a Jerusalem Cross tattoo during a pilgrimage.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau has a pretty handsome face in most portraits.

>>2549791
that is a picture of nicholas though

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>>2545260
Oh America, how deep you fell.

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>>2545247
Doesnt do his chin justice

>>2545254
I honestly think it's the facial hair most men at the time had. Take it away or make it more normal looking and you can see that they really are pretty handsome a lot of the time.

Mario savio

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>>2545217
unironically this. Lindy is a pretty handsome fella when he puts some effort in, shame about the dress sense and hair loss.

>>2549674
he get it after some crazy jap tried to kill him
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C5%8Ctsu_incident

>>2547558
Baschinga!

>>2545873
>nords
You mean like from Skyrim?

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Joseph Goebbels with that douchy undercut

>>2545626

Hard features and strong jaws

This is exactly why their women are conversely unattractive

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If he got rid of that beard he'd be Chad tier

was tsar Nicholas a good dad

>>2550718

>get shot through the heart and lungs while dogfighting
>still safely land your plane while your dying
>just tell the people rushing to you "kaputt" and die

This guy

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>>2545104
Mosley was pretty cute desu

>>2553844
>>2553850
oh my god would you leave

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>>2553854
PFFFFBFBFBBFBFBFBF

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If only he'd lose the mustache.

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>>2545689

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>>2549649
Runs in the family, too!

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>>2553850
>>2553844

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>>2553767
Also inspired the greatest war comic DC ever put out.

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>>2545104
my bby

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>>2550028
Too bad about all that abdication mess

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This guy is a un-offensive guy I think.

>>2553838
BEADY

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>>2545104

Erwin Rommel

>>2545146
Is that a young Stalin?

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>>2545104
Sturmbannführer Max Hansen

>>2549649
>allegedly embodiment of the orthodox fait
>brands himself with pagan symbolism like some modern day degenerate
So why do you tsarcucks worship this guy again?

>>2550670
this must be fake. his facial features look nothing like stalin in any of his photos

>>2551533

That's Horst Wessel you faggot cunt.

>>2545240
daily reminder that Rizal is a CHAD

>>2545292
Aaron Schwartz was definitely a qt

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>>2545104

>>2551692
But anon, without the beard he would literally look like H-man

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>>2545104

>>2556057
Cis male here, I just came. I want him to bomb my ass like it was a small Cambodian village.

>>2545244
Looks retarded like all japanese do

>>2558518
I think it's the combination of Himmler glasses and the Pedro-stache that do it. If it were just one or the other, it would be fine, but together they play off each others' ugliness.

>>2545873
Half of Gemany isn't Nordic ya bum.

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>>2558984
grosir keep

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exquisite

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>>2558984
hes a big guy

>>2545104
Actually looks like a Slav in that pic

>>2545251
Looks like the kinda guy to date your mom for a month and then leave her, making her alcohol problem worse

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>>2560522

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Achilles was such a qt. He was such a badboy too :^)

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I'd plunge into his butthole so deep.

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>>2545104
Benito Mussolini and his 2 foot wide jaw

>>2560534
he's so hot he's literally burning...

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>>2560054
why are balkan traditional clothes so aesthetic?

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>>2545104
claiming husbando

>>2545176
Is that Tom Waits?

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>>2560603
>>2560534
Standartenführer Joachim Peiper, the youngest in SS to be equivalent to a US Colonel. Known for developing a paricular strategy, in which they became known as Blowtorch Battalion. Himler's right-hand man. One of the most highly decorated SS officer at the end of the war.

Damn, this guy has it all.

>>2545240
He had like 8 pussies one is japanese, but his loved one is an Irish petite

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>>2560484

seems like a lot of people on /his/ have a fashy fetish

>>2560858

Name my band

>>2563847
It's the runoff of /pol/'s sewage

>>2549637
George and Nicholas' mothers were sisters IIRC

>>2558984
Pope Clement VII, I'm Tudor

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>>2545104
tesla was one good looking man

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>>2560652

>why are balkan traditional clothes so aesthetic?

Because the "pants" are like breeches, they get tighter near the ankles and fit well, the waist is high, aka natural waist, so it fits better, and you have A FUCKING SASH, or waistband what ever you wanna call it, its aesthetic as fuck.

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>>2545254
I wonder how his moustache was perceived by his contemporaries

>>2560565
Tobey MacGuire?

>>2560568
>He necessarily had to end up obeying his own kind of patriotism, which I call physiological.
>Physiological patriotism, because physically he is built all'italiana, designed by inspired and brutal hands, forged, carved to the model of the might rocks of our peninsula.
>Square crushing jaws. Scornful jutting lips that spit with defiance and swagger on everything slow, pedantic, and finicking. Massive rock-like head, but the ultradynamic eyes dart with the speed of automobiles racing on the Lombard plains. To right and left flashes the gleaming cornea of a wolf.
>The round felt cap pulled down over the intense black of the eyes like the round black clouds that hover over the intense black of Apennine ravines. And when the cap is removed, the baldness of a Verlaine, a D'Annunzion, a Marinetti shines forth like an electric lamp.
>His coat collar always turned up from an instinctive need to disguise the violent romagnolo words hatching their plots in his mouth.
>His right hand in his coat pocket grasps his stick like a saber straight along the muscles of his arm.
>Bent over his desk on large elbows, his arms as alert as levers, he threatens to leap across his papers at any pest of enemy. A swing of the agile torso from right to left and from left to right, to brush off trivial things. Rising to speak, he bends forward his masterful head, like a squared-off projectile, a package full of good gunpowder, the cubic will of the State.
>But he lowers it in conclusion, ready to smash the question head on or, better, to gore it like a bull. Futurist eloquence, well masticated by teeth of steel, plastically sculpted by his intelligent hand that shaves off the useless clay of hostile opinions. From time to time, the great gesture-fist-image-conviction forcing a passage through a tangle of objections.

>tfw no MarinettixMussolini homo-erotica

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>>2567061

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>>2545104

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>>2545104
He could have slayed them all. But he chose to slay the Russians instead.

>>2567236
Jellyness

>>2565194
Fascist in Black

>>2545247
looks like a rapist

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Emperor Meiji desu, wish that haircut was still cool

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Male or Female??? That is the question???

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>>2570304

Hmmmm. Wonder if wonders...

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Wonder of wonders, I mean.

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Superman Coloration! Dark hair, BLUE eyes!!!

>>2570304
looks like a loving mother in this pic...

Rutherford B. Hayes and Lucy Hayes were both pretty attractive desu

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>>2570376

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>>2554660
>we will never again have fun with your axis buddies while wearing spiffy uniforms because "muh fascism".
Why even live