What is the first bit of recorded history?

off the top of my head I don't know, I suppose we first have to determine what we accept as recorded history.

Shall we accept an ancient painting depicting a successful hunt in a french cave as a historical record?

>>2545026

Yeah that deer was named Ugnimius and he was a good deer. The historical record shows it

>>2544987
the first bit of recorded history was most likely destroyed. i am unaware of what is the oldest remaining bit of recorded history.

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Do pictures count? probably a cave painting that tells us they hunted animals

;inherited behaviour

Its probably a drawing of a dick or a cunt

>>2544987
Sumerian clerical/agricultural transaction receipts?

>>2544987

"The Great Flood" is probably the oldest historical event we have on record.