Tell me something interesting about Queen Elizabeth /his/?

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Blackadder innit?

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O, Scotland hesna got a King
And hesna got a Queen
For ye canny hae the saicint Liz
Whan the first yin's never been

Nae Liz the Twa, nae Lillibet the Wan
Nae Liz will ever dae
We'll mak oor land republican
In a Scottish breakaway

>>2542660
The hissyfit scots through about that was something else. If a Dave every comes king we'll make him Dave 3, calm down.

>>2542632
She was transgender.

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Her interactions with the Irish nobility are quite interesting. On the one hand she made a bit of an effort to present herself as a Queen of Ireland but it was really only lip-service at the end of the day. Her meeting with Gráinne O'Malley was pretty neat - Gráinne didn't speak English and Elizabeth didn't speak much Irish so they talked in Latin.

By the end of her life she was conversational in Irish and according to her tutor John Florian she was fluent in Scots as well, which is pretty cool.

>>2542721
Care to give more info about this please?

>>2542730
not him but what particular info interests you in the post?

>>2542632
uses cannabis
throw her in jail

>>2542748
Any topic you're interested to give about Queen Elizabeth

Elizabeth as a small woman with blackened teeth from eating so many sweet meats and candies. The predominant importation of sugar at that time was from what we would now call Morocco, as a result of Elizabeth’s Anglo-Islamic alliance with the Saadian Dynasties.

While Moroccan sugar is destroying Elizabeth’s teeth, and English armaments are helping the Moroccans kill other Christians.

>>2542754
Well as that anon sort of talked about, she received an excellent humanist education. She was fluent in latin and ancient greek, and she enjoyed translating texts from other languages. She also composed poetry and other types of literary works and if the scholars are to be believed, a lot of them are of high quality.

Elizabeth as a ruler was herself highly ambiguous. This, I think, had its provenance in her upbringing. Her mother Anne Boleyn got beheaded under Henry VIII's orders and she nearly shared the same fate on several occasions in the 1540s, as when her half-sister Mary Tudor suspected she had supported her rival to the throne, Lady Jane Gray, and when she didn't return to Catholicism as the Mary did.

>>2542667
W-what?

>>2542632
Her vagina was messed up and thus making the beast with two backs was painful.

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>>2542721
Also she might have banged the Irish Earl Tomás Dubh de Buitléir. In her letters she calls him her "black husband", because of his Gaelic epithet.

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She had a ring with a secret portrait of her mother, when she wore up until she died.

Heart like warm chocolate.
Legs open like a locket.
Eyes like the starry night.
Breasts like the mountains white.
Velvet tight vagina,
Elizabeth Regina ((()))

When her favourite Robert Dudley died, she was distraught and locked herself in her private chambers for days. Her servants and courtiers eventually broke the door down for fear she was trying to starve herself to death.

>>2542667
Speak English.

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>>2542940
tfw your furious three day fap session is interrupted right before you reach that 72 hour climax. Heads did roll.

>>2542919
vagina and regina dont rhyme.

>>2543077
>REEEE-JYNA

>>2543087
its reh-geena.

>>2543087
LOL.

>>2543098
It's also, va-geena