Why does God not answer my prayers...

>>2542546
Perhaps he has, and his answer was silence. Get a grip of yourself.

>>2542546
Cuz u jacked the rod once

>>2542546
Because watching your life is like watching a sitcom, which is funny.

The product placement for Doritos and Vaseline is a bit much though.

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>>2542546
She's waiting for you on the other side, anon. Just slip on the noose.

Mysterious ways :^)

>>2542546
Is this whole board just LARPing as Christians or what?

>>2542634
Being christian is the new edgy thing to do when all your millenial peers dont care for religion.

>>2542546
God left this place long ago.

>>2542647
The best part is watching them go to hell for adopting Christianity for spite.

Fuck off with this shit. /his/ is not /r9k/ for christfags.

>>2542546
You realize that you ought to be praying for forgiveness for your sins and the strength to fight against sinning, rather than praying for some earthly desire, correct?

>>2542701
No shit sherlock

My mother is dying of cancer and now I have to look after her and my sisters, I'm not praying for some earthly desire I'm praying for her to stop suffering.

>>2542553
Why are christians such assholes?

>>2542740
Looks like they goin' to hell.

god isn't real OP. But don't let it frighten you. I've had to see loved ones suffer before and it is very hard but it does end eventually. There's plenty of things on earth that can help you along but you have to be willing to search for them.

>>2542713
How old are your sister's?

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read Job

Because everyone is different and God's plan works differently with literally everybody. I was once like you where I prayed often but to no avail, but then all of a sudden he answered my prayers

>>2542546

Because you were written to be a character who has prayers that no one answers. Would you expect the author of a book with a character like that to intervene and speak to the character?

>inb4 Grant Morrison

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Prayer is not a list of requests, Anon

>>2542546
God answered my prayers once. I went out of my way to get something fixed, but I still put it on God for some reason...I was desperate and needed help, I prayed, and then I got it together and it was all good. It was kinda like a trade...if I can get this shit sorted..I'd truly believe. Im grateful.

>>2542546
Same reason the sun doesn't answer your prayers.

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>>2542546
'God helps those who help themselves'

You must get up and keep trying Anon. I believe in you.

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John Tickle is the true god

>>2542691
it is

>>2542622
>she

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>God helps those who help themselves

Then what is the point of trusting God and praying?