ITT: Final boss tier people
Ever since Jackie Chan buddied up with the CCP, whoever tries to take them down will have a kung fu boss fight on their hands.
>>2539021
>>2539092
>>2539084
Sternberg is the secret bonus boss that has amazing loot but you'd probably never find without a guide.
Survival is not guaranteed
>>2539210
i dunno to me he looks like a guy you fight multiple times in the game but then he takes on his final form and hes some huge as prussomongolian demon
>>2539246
he could be the hero or the "special" boss
>>2539246
he'd be the joke-y meme boss that turns out to be exponentially harder than anybody else
>>2539265
machiavelli would the boss you fight just before the final act. if some sort of god/alien/evil spirit/other magic bullshit was the real enemy of the game, machiavelli would be the tool it acted through
Generals who stay with their Legions for long enough start to think they're invincible.
How about you buddy?
>>2539143
I see man, I see. The thing you're trying to say is that the hardest enemy you'll ever face is yourself. Thats deep brah, thats real deep.
>>2539051
Who dis
You'd better bring more than 2 pistols for this crazy son of a bitch.
>>2539267
This
Every other day you say
You're gonna have to bury 'em (whoop-tay-whoop-tay-git-ta-gala-goop-ta)
Famous last words
Spoken from the laserium (whoop-tay-whoop-tay-git-ta-gala-goop-ta)
Descendants had to record
Sayin' somethin' 'bout Milo (whoop-tay-whoop-tay-git-ta-gala-goop-ta)
You can take the a train
But you're gonna have to lie low (whoop-tay-whoop-tay-git-ta-gala-goop-ta)
>>2539246
>Dies without heir.
>Touches off massive coalition against France.
>Fucks Louis XIV over with will.
I'd say so.
>>2539265
>>2539272
Machiavelli would have that one instant KO move with crazy range, stun lock moves, and insta-death pit falls, in other words, he wouldn't be a fun boss.
prove that i'm wrong
protip: you can't
>>2539021
Surprised this hasn't been posted yet.
>>2539021
his final form is a disembodied head.
>>2539354
he wasn't a final boss of the whole game, but he was the last boss of the european segment of shadow hearts II
>>2539021
>>2539351
Everyone knows he is just the tool of the oligarchs
>>2539143
He fits the "Insane Murderous Emperor" and "Tragic Failure" archetypes.
>>2539031
He looks like the hero. Cheerful and humble.
>>2539021
>>2539021
Turbo Spic
>>2539288
Goerring, WWI fighter Ace turned revolutionary putschist turned morphine addict and failure of the Luftwaffe.
>>2539481
Don't fall for the act. His only desire in this world, is to kill.
>>2539071
Scipio really reminds me of Mussolini
Raid boss-tier
>>2539267
this'd
>>2539288
Göring b4 he turned into an autistic fatass
>>2539186
>moshe
Fuck me, I didn't know Israel had military leaders, but it makes so much sense!
I guess I figured Americans did all the fighting while MUH HAPPY MERCHANTS rubbed their hands together.
Thanks for sharing, dude.
>>2539364
lmao what the fuck is wrong with people
*blocks ur path*
>Vell, vell... You think you can get to ze boss? You vill have to fight me... AND MY EINSATZPANZERABWHERESEL!
>A tower of a fellow as strong as an ox, of dark complexion, broad shouldered, with a long black beard and moustache. A natural rough humorist, who through unfortunate circumstances was recast into an awful brute. Out of personal revenge for the bloody injustice that befell him (in 1515) with the killing of kinsfolk and destruction of his property he became a freedom fighter of legendary standing.
>wife raped and murdered by Saxon mercenaries
>home and church burned to the ground
>proceed to go on a 5 year long vengeance-fuled rampage against any Germans and German collaborators
>according to all accounts he was a giant of a human being, ~7ft tall with retard strength
>apparently decapitated 7 men in a single strike once
>attacked and sunk 28 ships off the Frisian coast in an afternoon, became known as the 'Cross of the Dutchman'
>died peacefully in his sleep
Maybe not final boss tier, but damn close.
>>2539702
This is now a Manachem Begin thread
>>2539718
Literally Guts
>>2539718
It's like every Western movie ever
>*blocks your path*
You're not a Turk... are you?
>>2539702
israel, besides receiving weapons from the US, has mostly fought its own wars (bar the suez crisis)
>>2539288
Josip Broz Tito, the president-marshal of Yugoslavia. You can see him disguised as a nazi during the 1944 Sarajevo infiltration operation.
>>2539021
>>2539702
>didn't think israel has military leaders
>israel has mandatory military service for its citizens, 3 years for men, 2 for women.
>>2539828
Not actually mandatory lol but close. The Orthadox routinely skip military service.
>>2539071
How is it not obvious that Hannibal is the final boss of the Punic Wars?
>>2539217
Napoleon is the boss in a horror movie where you think he's dead already in the final scene and then he comes back for one last attempt.
>>2539876
huge early game boss that blunders around trying to hit you
God.
Muslim Hitler
>>2539837
The Orthodox get a religious exemption.
bonus against holy type classes
Maybe not the final boss but the boss before the king and queen
>>2539021
>>2539739
Legit he's the only reason Romania isn't Bosnia
>>2539286
you sound a bit salty.
>>2539716
underappreciated post
>>2539940
John Dee looks like a merchant you'd find in sketchy places but with rare products.
>>2540048
>Hey kids, want to buy some hermetic sigils?
>>2539084
is viggo mortensen too old to play him in a biopic?
>>2540068
Fuck yeah I do let's summon demons and shit
>>2540138
Demons? Who would want to summon liars?
Why not commune with angels in order to learn the universal language of creation and bring about the pre-apocalyptic unity of mankind desu?
Demons. Ha, the Queen would have my head.
>>2539354
I heard that when his drinking, lusting and hunger for power became known to more and more people their demands to do something about this outrageous man grew louder and louder.
Can anyone with a little more knowledge on Russian history weigh in?
>>2539021
>6'7
>Smoked 100 cigarettes a day
>Usurped all of Himmler's power, leaving Hjmmler a puppet
>Brought Skorzeny into the SS and recommended him to Hitler for all his special assignments
>Ignored Hitler's Nero decree and helped Speer save Germany
>saved all of Austria's cultural treasures from getting dynamited
>Be a Communist
>Each time you face him his power level increases.
>literally shake when he greets you with a "hei kommunisti sika" and a smile.
>>2539300
Never thought I'd read the lyrics to Storm in a Teacup on /his/
>>2539435
>insane
>murderous
No. Failure? Yes.
>>2540143
I hear the Russian tzarina took him as her lover
>>2539876
even if he wasn't who he was just the name alone would be enough
>final bosses
Stalin
Vlad the Impaler
Saladin
Atilla the Hun
Timur
George Soros (for unnatural success, and being cartoonishly evil)
Augustus
>secondary bosses
Reinhard Heydrich
Simo Hoya
Otto Skorzeny
Nikolai Yezhov
Vasily Blokhin
>>2540264
can you explain more on Soros ? It seems interesting but I'm not really up to reading a whole lot of wiki pages.
>>2539284
Soros is the guy who you're lead to believe is the final boss but when he dies you find out he was just working for someone considerably worse.
>>2540292
Funds capitalism with SJW values NGOs in eastern europe.
Also does currency manipulation in 3rd world countries so he can make big money.
>>2540292
He's basically a real life merchant meme.
Pic related appears to be the Final Boss in the first part of the game. There actually is a shadow eminence behind him.
In the second part he has a somewhat tragic role where he actually tries to be a decent leader but fails to achieve this because he fails to change his ways.
>>2540363
Pic related is the shadow eminence/true end boss in Part 1 of the game.
In Part 2 of the game he reappears as a meme character because of fanservice. He allies with the new end boss who is shown to be much more evil and dangerous while Ludendorff seems out of touch and like a crazy old man broken by the first time you defeated him.
>>2540292'
A hungarian Jew, he made alot of money on the currency markets, famously "breaking the Bank of England". He was also an informant for the Nazis, as a young Jewish boy. He would aid the Nazis in finding and arresting his fellow Jews, taking property from them. He was asked about this past in an interview, once, and if he felt any remorse. "No remorse, just a feeling of absolute power." he replied, with a smile. "I have a kind of god complex, and madness has run in my family. Thus far, I've been unaffected by it, I believe.", he said.
He's used his vast fortune politically, funding destructive groups to sow uncertainty and political unrest, then reaping the reward, on the vulnerable markets of a country in turmoil. His works in the west are almost exclusively leftist, from think-tanks to riotous grass-roots movements, this "disaster capitalist" has the means and will to infect a country with madness, under the guise of humanitarianism, all to devour its devalued and vulnerable economy, in the ensuing chaos.
This man is the closest thing to a vampire master that exists, outside of books or movies.
>>2540377
It's just a proto-standard of today. you get what you want from the country by funding murderous thugs to do the dirtywork. most of the time it works out. sometimes, it is defeated or even backfires.
>>2540380
It'd be nice to see him and his ethical, nice guy counterpart, Warren Buffet, fight to the death, on the steps of the NYSE. When you live in the Pax Mundana, so your warrior kings are just international capitalists.
>>2540380
That could be hilarious. Especially with a group of murder hobos.
12 sessions into the campaign the heroes realize they are helping the BBEG by slaughtering the monster/villain of the Week. The ensuing Chaos gains nice profits for him.
Nimrod/Zoroaster
Rumored to have the first crown given to him by aliens,put the seal of the zodiac over humanity,and most likely closest thing to satan-incarnate antichrist i can think of.
Kill him and the diadem and infinite loot are yours and the seal is broken just resist the urge to become like him yourself.
Pursue?
Totila
Final Boss of the forest level
Final Boss of the Water level
Final boss of the air level
>>2539718
>died peacefully in his sleep
berserk ending foreshadowed
>>2540022
All those flavors and you thought I was being salty? bb srsly? u bein srs rn?
>>2539071
He looks like Sagat from SF but without the eyepatch.
>>2540454
DONT
PURSUE
LU
BU
Go to Hu Lao Gate and attack Dong Zhuo!
>>2539767
Who is this supposed to be?
>>2540229
>failure
He did pretty good for 26 years before the war.
>>2540264
>saladin
>final boss
dude couldnt beat a teenager with leprosy
>>2540371
please someone gimme a source on that claim
wikipedia doesn't say much about those little details.
>>2540143
Rah rah rasputin lover of the russian queen
bonus level: manchuria
>>2541192
Not him, but if he comes up with a reputable source for that, I'll eat my shoe.
>>2540311
More like you can kill a very hard boss and when you reach him believing he's the final boss you find a sickly old man you just have to hit once to finish the game
>>2539051
holy shit he used to be such an amazing dude, what the fuck man does Nazism destroy ubermensch?
>>2539702
Israeli troops are actually pretty badass. Tbh Israel is what a successful fascist state would look like. The only caveat is that they wouldn't survive without US financial and political support. But even then, they only became staunch allies since 1967, before that they had to fight their own battles.
>>2541273
>>2539186
When you hate the British so much that you adopt Wehrmacht training into your army and you don't give a single fuck about the irony of it all.
>>2539485
It's hard to hate Sherman even though he burned my entire state to the ground (except for Savannah).
>>2539021
>>2540191
>>Usurped all of Himmler's power, leaving Hjmmler a puppet
Lmao this is bullshit
>>2539021
>>2540201
>Start out as a conscript in the Red Army during the Winter War
>Distinguish yourself in the Finnish frozen memehole
>Last level ends with a shootout between you and Torni
>You meet him again as the Soviets drive into Germany as a leader of a fireteam
>His crack team of Waffen-SS and your group of Soviet shock troops face off
>Get wounded in action
>Wake up as the war is over
>He presumably dies in prison
>Sent to North Vietnam as a military advisor in the epilogue
>Bah gawd, it's Torni hunting you down on a helicopter
>>2539084
>"When the news on the Baron's execution reached the Living Buddha [the Bogd Khan], he ordered services to be held in temples throughout Mongolia."[65]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_von_Ungern-Sternberg
Even the early Bogds honored him. Truly, a measure of all men.
>>2541954
Can I get a quick run down on these characters
>>2541623
Nah, he's the unassuming side character who turns out to be a total badass and saves the party from doom singlehandedly before disappearing forever.
>>2541922
> Gives a monologue on how much he loves war as he dies in the burning wreckage
>>2541954
Don't quote from that wikipedia article, it's 100% based on Palmer's book which is a buch of literal horseshit.
>>2539021
Billy Waugh is an American hero.
>>2541853
Himmler was a lazy bastard who gave Kaltenbrunner Heydrich's job of running the RSHA, the single most powerful internal security force in Europe. Himmler didn't realize Kaltenbrunner had gathered every man Himmler spited in favour of Heydrich and his vanity and formed an alliance with Bormann and Speer.
Himmler's fear of Kaltenbrunner was more then of Hitler by the end of the war. Remarking to the ambassador he went to to try and make peace that he was frightened of what Kaltenbrunner would do.
Final boss of a murder mystery video game were you try to find out the murderer of all his victims and find out in the end that it was him the whole time.
Ancient evil and pharaoh's curse tier. Even soviets are afraid.
>>2539739
Am I the only one who thinks he looks like Bob Belcher?
Devotio!!
>>2539217
Why is 17th/18th century painting so aesthetic? Everything has this certain faded yet hyperrealistic thing to it that is just amazing.
>>2542524
Neoclassicism and chiaroscuro.
Neoclassicism: The adoption of classical mythology and its adoration of heroes and gods. Napoleon, most commonly, was revered by the French artists and often commissioned by him to depict him as a hero. Classicism also entails realistic proportions and depiction; it begun in the Renaissance, but it was revived in the 18th century in the form of Neoclassicism.
Chiaroscuro: A painting technique which basically entails 'dramatic lighting'.
>>2539031
how many confirmed kills does this guy have?
200?
300?
that's some bretty ebin suomi gorilla warfare
>>2542515
>>2539739
*pbbt*
>>2541869
Hitler is the MC
>>2539143
Whoa...
>>2539267
Greased retard wrestling match.
>>2542769
Odd 500 with his no-scope rifle and 250ish with SMG.
>>2541045
Nietzsche probably
>>2541117
He was a great leader. His specialty are AOE attacks
>>2539021
Who was that guy who destroyed a shitload of cities and he planned to do his last attack on rome or something, but the pope came to him without any back up and converted him?
I forgot his name
>>2540264
>Julius not being a final boss
>>2539084
>So throughly has the communist discipline imprinted in humans. Just before death, the traitor cried: "What do you kill me for, COMRADE captain?!"
>You can trust no one. No one.
C O L D B L O O D E D
>>2539767
Nee chee would be the designer of the game desu
>>2543905
>prounouncing Nietzsche as Neechee
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhang_Xianzhong
>A popular account of his life has it that he erected in Chengdu a stele, which came to be known as the Seven Kill Stele (七殺碑), with the following inscription:
>Heaven brings forth innumerable things to nurture man.
>Man has nothing good with which to recompense Heaven.
>Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
>>2540233
Had at least an 8 inch cock
>>2543905
In order to beat the game, you must defeat me, Nietzsche
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKOuOteJn2Q
>>2541194
We are a vast sea, you are a handfull of sand.
>>2539246
>>2539267
>>2544983
>>2539855
Because Hannibal was the protagonist.
The best anti-villain
>>2543381
Attila
>>2543007
Nice propaganda finnfag.
>>2545283
would be best in the role of surprise villain desu
>>2539718
>>2541273
>>2541304
Its a dumb stretch to call Israel fascist in any way (the ruling party was socialist for most of its existence) but its true that the IDF is the army that is most similar to the Wehrmacht in structure and doctrine.
Their whole wars against the Arabs are a extremely ironic parody of the eastern front. The numerical disadvantage for the Israelis is even more pressing but their superior tactic performance always saves the day.
Its pretty interesting that the Ayyyrab generals actually performed good on a strategic level but their troops always failed to realize the strategic goals. The general staff of Egypt even started planning with the terrible performance of their troops in mind but that was never enough to conduct a successful war against the Israelis.
>>2540377
>all his attacks has giant hands chasing you around the field,trying to punch you
>>2539021
Mid-game boss
mediocre difficulty but can be cheesed by using a specific weapon
The boss that won't die
>>2539021
Final boss of female Russian protag
>>2543135
Not really secret. [spoiler]You defeat Edward Kelly in the penultimate mission, then the final mission is going back to the intro stage in London, breaking into Dee's secret alchemy lab, and fighting him when he turns into a stupid-looking monster.
After you defeat him, you put his eyes out and leave him to his misery.[/spoiler]
That Korean shaman that bewitched President Park. Once you come to Park and defeat her relatively easily, shaman appears and wields insane amount of power.
Also Trump. People think someone is behind him, but the real surprise is that Trump himself is the boss. So people don't prepare properly thinking 'oh I'll just fight Bannon next anyway' but there is no one after Donald, defeating him creates a vaccum of power you then fill, like when you beat the Emperor in Jade Empire.
>It's another dual boss
Secret/True Boss
>>2539718
>It was too big to be called an axe. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw iron.
>>2545783
That's the main boss henchman you meet throughout the whole game and defeat right before the last boss
>>2539021
荊姫になりたいの?
棘の指輪を編んでその皮膚に巻いてあげる
泣いて泣いて花を染めてよ
>>2539358
Yo dawg, I heard you like pistols
nah hes the second last one the thread
>>2542467
kek
>>2539351
Can't argue with that
>>2540292
Soroas is more of a joke than the big baddie. Tony Blair met him at Davos and later remarked that it was odd that a man could be so wealthy with such an unremarkable intellect. He has a history of shady financial dealings, currency manipulation etc, but all he does with his wealth is donate to losing political causes. IIRC he has a 0% success rate with US presidential elections.
>>2539965
OUTTA MY WAY MONARCHIST FUCKING SHITS WE'RE GOING TO MAKE FRANCE GREAT AGAIN
>>2539965
>hyped throughout the game as the most diabolical boss that's near impossible to beat
>every other encounter/challenge/boss is essentially a part of his keikaku
>finally confront him, sitting in a room smoking his pipe just as the Prussians are encircling Paris
>reveals why he escalated a diplomatic insult regarding the Spanish throne to a major conflict to defeat France
>"Do you really think I'd explain my plan while there's still a chance to defeat it, like some kind of serial villain? I already united Germany 20 minutes ago."
>continues smoking his pipe
>dies in one hit, modest experience awarded
>whether or not you kill him only affects one brief footnote in the ending
>>2540131
>>2546263
wot in tarnation
>>2539727
I love this man so much. He would never be the final boss. He is the best bud who never leaves your side, who is there for you in the darkest hour of your blackest day, who gives you strength when you have none. He dies so you can defeat the final boss.
Guy in the middle
A game were you have to fight and kill the magical diciples and jesus as end boss
>>2545322
friezen zijn flikkertjes. Fries is niet eens een taal. Sneue figuurtjes
tutorial boss
>>2539021
>>2540143
https://youtu.be/aiSdTQ9DW9g
>>2545283
*teleports behind you*
"Nothin personnel, anglos"
>>2542524
And the details are so fucking nice looking, oh my boy, I wish I had a self-painting like this.
>>2545828
is that a line from dark souls item descriptions?
>>2548905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocQ6PDiP014
>>2539354
Nah he's more like those annoying QTE bosses that are piss easy once you know which buttons to smash
*blocks your path*
*blitzkriegs your alternative path*
>>2549026
hol up...
>>2546214
>>2539718
>boss
>implying you're not playing as him
>>2541987
Ungern is born to a German-descended Russian noble family. Everyone thinks he's a little shit, so he ends up joining the military. He works in Mongolia a bit, and wants to help them gain their independence.
Then WWI happens. He's captured by the Austrians. He gets out. He joins the White Army in the Russian Civil War because he fucking hates commies. He's fighting a war out in Siberia against the Reds, flaying prisoners, doing human sacrifice, a lot of weird shit.
In 1920, he goes full Kurtz and brings his equally insane cavalry regiment to Mongolia. He invades the capital, installs the Bogd Khan (who's two tiers below the Dalai Lama in Buddhism) as the ruler, and goes back to doing things to the Bolsheviks that makes the Temple of Doom seem like the fucking Quakers.
Eventually, he manages to find an even deeper end to go off of: he's gonna invade Russia. He thought he could fight a land war in Russia because he was Russian, but still lost (or it might be because he was bringing 6,000 cavalrymen to a fucking tank fight). Anyway, the Commies invade Mongolia, he's executed by firing squad, and Russia installs a communist puppet government in Mongolia.
>>2540371
[citation needed]
>>2546304
he literally commited war crimes
NK soldier
>>2549302
>SK and Murica go full dick waving mode and send their biggest dudes
>Norks send a run of the mill soldier
They truly are best Korea.
>>2549310
>implying that isn't North Korea's biggest dude
>>2549302
You're a big imperialist
>>2539485
Oh come on he's not that fucking cool
>>2541192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PUDmLCkgNc
The nazi bit is apparently partly true. Begins around the 7:30 mark.
Soros says he did not help in the matter, which is probably true, because children aren't particularly useful for seizing property. The "absolute power" bit does not occur in the interview.
>>2549302
That South Korean uniform is pretty snazzy
>>2549399
>only 14 and fully capable of actively collaborating without any remorse
yfw Soros could have been Chaim Rumkowsky 2.0 if he was only a bit older
>>2549452
Again, Soros says he didn't actively participate, and we have no reason to suppose he did. He states he didn't have remorse because he didn't have an active role.
>>2539031
>the_end.jpg
>>2549468
Dunno mate, my frognan lived under nazi occupation in Paris from 12 to 16yo and the shit he says just seems weird as compared to what she told me about from her experience in those times. Eitherway, we'll never know what he actually did or didn't do, saw or didn't see.
Passiveness is collaboration to a degree. That's all I would say, even if he didn't actively do anything. His lack of remorse suggests to me he has some kind of dysfunctional state of mind tbqh.
>>2539084
>There exists a timeline where Ungern takes his Cossack and Mongolian hordes straight to Moscow and turn the world into a anime dystopia universe
why even go on living?
>>2539317
This.
His level would be a first-person time-limit underwater escort platformer.
>>2539716
>Donkey and Panzershreck
*Slaps your flank on the ass*
>The enemy who treated you with unfailing respect throughout the game or war. In the thirtd act, you finally face him down. But both of you hesatate to make the first move against the other. He escapes but is jaded by the big boss so he tries to do something to stop him. You find him dying and you both wish that under different circumstances you could have been partners. He dies and wiping tears from your eyes you stand up, more determined then ever to kick the living shit out of the man who did this to the greatest foe and friend you ever knew
>the boss that kills himself on the final battle and ultimately wins because of this, perpetuating his influence on the world for the rest of the series
POW camp simulator
>>2539021
>that one boss with a retardedly obvious flashing red weak spot
>>2550140
>shooting arrows at his hair
Just as planned
>>2546013
He's MC, anon.
That brass balled ally/mentor you have who keeps going missing and almost dying.
>>2539718
HERE'S HIS FUCKING ARMOUR
>>2550286
HERE'S HIS FUCKING SWORD OF WHICH HE HAD THREE
*divebombs you while a flamenco remix of the bonny blue flag plays in the background*
>>2539485
all the southern generals were way cooler than union ones. It doesnt take any skill or generalship to march through an already defeated country and burn everything.
HAHHAHA MUH NAZIS MUH TRUMP MUH UBERMECNSH XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!
>>2541192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPmKmfULrGI
>>2539716
amazing
>>2550736
He'd be the comic relief boss who ends up just being a henchman for another boss, maybe Rasputin or something. Then Ataturk would be the noble bad guy boss.
>The bad guy who you'd have to turn the difficulty down to casual or cinematic mode to beat.
>You: "I hate this dastardly man with a passion. I will kill him if it's the last thing I do!"
>Find him dead in Dachau, hung on a meathook naked
>Another German walks up
>Him: "Hero, you should know that he stood against the Nazis the whole war, right until the end of his life. In fact he's been aiding you the whole time. So they killed him for it"
>Hands you a note he wrote.
>Badly mishandled. Nose broken at last interrogation. My time is up. Was not a traitor. Did my duty as a German. If you survive, please tell my wife. I die for my fatherland. I have a clear conscience. I only did my duty to my country when I tried to oppose the criminal folly of Hitler.
>You: ;_;
>>2551116
Flossenbürg concentration camp*
>>2540191
He was a coward. Literaly the only Nazi to show signs of fear before they hanged him.
The skinchanger DLC.
>>2540262
*summons all new civilians from empire*
you're fuckken dead, kiddo
revealed in the post-credit scene
>>2551516
Motherfucking Spartacus himself
>>2551404
nuthing personnel degenerate
>>2546214
Perfect.
>beat the final boss
>credits roll
>triumphant music begins playing
>looks like your heroes will live happily ever after in a new golden age
>*Record scratch
>*Freeze Frame
>the second half of the game begins
>>2552043
Delete this.
I'd say Germany as a nation is the final boss, it's in their genetical code to fuck up Europe again and again
>>2545269
>hannibal was the protagonist
Defending Punic Culture which was riddled with violence, backstabbing, no sense of ethics, and child-sacrifice to Baal'Hadruum??? No way dude.
Rome were the good guys.
Historically, EVERYONE hated the fucking Phoenicians
>>2552109
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>2540311
No, Soros is the guy everyone thinks is the villain but after you kill him you learn he was the one keeping the true villain at bay until you become strong enough to defeat him
>>2552383
Soros is the greatest we worthless goys can't but worship his iluminance
>>2539965
robespierre was the protagonist though
>>2552383
Is this the guy those retarded conservatives scapegoat as the head of their made up "globalism" scapegoat meme?
>>2542524
>art gets impressive and aesthetic when artists depict reality and their skill as artists rather than abstract horseshit or some sort of bizarre cartoon
Gee...
>>2549302
when will they learn
>>2549037
special attack: summon 5 million russians
>>2552439
yeah, 'globalism' is just the logical conclusion of capitalism
>>2551088
>Remarque spends 5 months sitting on his ass at the front then get sent because of "injury"
>His book is literally the most sold German book of all times
>Jünger spends 3 1/2 years fighting non-stop, leading his men, kicking ass, defying death a thousand times and generally being the baddest motherfucker in the Reichswehr
>Everybody hates him and he still doesn´t give a single fuck
Fuck, Jünger really was a proto-Übermensch, was he?
>>2552811
>Wounded 14 times through his service
>Watched almost all his Kameraden die around him
>Ended the war STILL loving war
>Went on to serve in the next one
The dedications of their novels are telling of their personalities
Remarque‘s: “This book is to be neither an accusation nor a confession, and least of all an adventure, for death is not an adventure for those who stand face to face with it. It will simply try to tell of a generation of men who, even though they may have escaped its shells, were destroyed by the war.
Junger's: To the fallen.
>>2551279
Two back to back, British induced brain aneurysm's fuck up a man's personality.
>tiny fucking weak spot
>>2539021
>>2552892
humans were just play toys of the gods
>>2552900
>when everybody forgets about your crimes because you were basically a real life Blofeld
>>2539267
>>2539246
>His fight is like the Orphan of Kos and instead of using that pink shit he uses a dead cat or some shit
>>2552865
Literally our Simo Häyha.
he wouldn't be a final boss, but he'd probably have the most unique and fun level in the game
>>2552439
>made up
>>2539286
bruh this weed is making me hallucinate bruh.
>>2539071
I don't understand why everyone thinks he was the greatest general of all time. He fought one major battle (zama) and sure, it was against Hannibal, but he got really lucky with his cavalry coming back to save him.
>>2550364
>already defeated
Look, I fuckin' hate the greybacks, but I will admit that they were STILL running rings around the Union offensive as late as '63.
>>2545735
Why are Trump's foreign policy moves total fucking disasters
>>2541623
Who is this incredibly cute patriot?
>>2552439
Hi George
>>2554848
could only be the final boss as a result of poor writing desu
>>2539267
Because he looks like Soda Popinski?
>>2553723
He'd be the anti-hero who starts out as an enemy but reluctantly joins forces with you later to fight a greater evil.
>>2552892
Early game boss that you're supposed to lose to, can only be beaten in New Game+ with a special weapon you get later in the game, unless you cheat and use a guide to discover his hidden weak spot
>>2545783
The one guy who seems to be the antagonist the entire game but whose motives are a mystery, until later after battling him one last time he reveals that he was fighting on the side of good all along, and your interference in his plans has enabled the REAL evil to take power
>>2539716
>MULES OF NATURE
>>2540688
>"ITS GETTING HOT IN HERE"
>>2555924
this would be the bad guys that look intimidating at first, but would later just be a generic enemy
>>2546214
This
>>2539286
this is true tbqh the bit in mass effect where you fight your clone is hard af
>tfw you're a Norman named after a giant, hijack a crusade, rob a great city from shitskins by literally scaling the tower during a siege, make the Byzantines blow you - probably literally if you read Anna Komnene, and found a monarchy in the holy-land but apparently you're not boss tier
>>2558239
princelets DO NOT get to be the final boss
>>2550290
>Hai Yai Forces intensifies