>cucking napoleon what the fuck was her problem

She's cute enough to get away with it.

>>2530394
He didn't give a shit. Only married her for her money.

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>>2530420
>He didn't give a shit.
aha.a.ahahaha.a.HhahHahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

One glance at a single of his love letters proves otherwise, but the 100s and 100s of them he sent and all his pathetic grovelling after the affair proves it even more. He was completely and entirely in love with her.

>>2530431
he was sexually obsessed with her, idk if you can call that love

Shows that being a top alpha dog won't protect you from being cucked. Nietzsche was 100% right when he said we should treat women as ancient Greeks and Muslims did.

He married a whore and that whore acted like a whore.

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>>2530440
are you 12

>>2530431
Great men express emotion differently to us. What appears to be a emotional torrent from Napoleon from your perspective, was really just him getting bored after another massive victory and jotting some notes.

He dumped Josephine anyway to get a baby

>>2530420
What money did she have, though? From what I understand, she was just a slut who knew how to get into bed with higher ranking military officers.

>>2530464
Pretty much, but Napoleon was even lower on the social ladder at the very start

>>2530444
What was he supposed to do, he was straight?

>>2530464
he married her for social acceptance

>>2530454
>He dumped Josephine anyway to get a baby

He clearly loved her up until he discovered her infidelity. That was the point where he only stayed with her to secure an heir

>>2530394
He had a micropenis though.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/napoleon-s-penis-size-confirmed-channel-4-documentary-calls-the-artifact-very-small-9235101.html

>>2530394
She was liberte. What was his problem?

>>2530479
>.uk

>>2530479
>Not having a superior efficiently sized cock

>>2530454
>Great men express emotion differently to us. What appears to be a emotional torrent from Napoleon from your perspective, was really just him getting bored after another massive victory and jotting some notes.
Daily love letters about kissing her pussy and licking her feet while she sents one reply every few months with no intimacy.

You clearly haven't studied Napoleons personal life like i have. That dude was utterly obsessed.

>>2530479
Oh great, is /leftypol/ going to start doing to same shit with Napoleon that they're doing with Hitler? Fuck off, Anglo.

>>2530479
>.uk

Will Anglos ever get over their Napoleon butthurt?

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>>2530485
BIG BRITANNIC COCK was made for TIGHT FRENCH ASSES

>>2530479
that's a normal size for an unerect penis

>>2530454
He literally would not stop bombarding her with love letters. He was like that 'nice guy' that thinks the more he texts a girl and showers her with praise, the more she'll like him. Don't get me wrong, Napoleon is one of the greatest men who ever lived. But holy fuck, the dude needed to get a grip.

>>2530490
>Daily love letters about kissing her pussy and licking her feet

Sounds hot, do you have a link to these letters?

>>2530501
This.

Why does Britain have such this passion against Napoleon that just doesn't appear in pretty much ever other nation? I guess Russia does too, with the Patriotic War and all that, but even then it's about Russian Patriotism rather than specifically anti-Napoleon. Britain just outright has this massive hatred of Napoleon.

What nerve did he strike on the Anglo's serpent spine?

>>2530512
raised the national debt

>>2530512
Because the Anglos have a fear of any one mainland European nation becoming too powerful, and Napoleon was the one man who came closest to stopping their oppression.

>>2530479
That's not a micropenis. Besides it's a dried up and shriveled mummified part.

>>2530510
http://www.napoleonguide.com/lovelett.htm

>>2530479
>Trusting what the Brits say about Bonaparte


Are you always this retarded?

>>2530494
Yo fuck you /po/ napoleon is our guy

>>2530494
Napoleon is a left-wing figure though.

>>2530394
This is the problem with women, they are completely insane, if a woman thinks you are her level she magically loses interest in you and looks for another penis, in order to keep a woman you must always keep her and make her think she is below you. The monarchs that treated their queens like they were subhuman peasants never got cucked.

>>2531020
>Napoleon is a left-wing figure though.
it's kinda weird because before the sjw period started french lefties kept attacking napoleon for being this racist despot

now they've kinda shut up about him
>>2531029
most queens looked like shit tho

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>You're the world spirit on horseback
>He's riding her bareback

>You take the Pyrenees
>He's got her on both knees

>You humiliate the Prussians
>One glance has her gushin'

>You annex Spain
>She's got dick on her brain

>You're fighting for jours
>She's tag teaming two Moors

>Your ride sur evenements
>She's dropping her sous-vetements

Poor Nappy just couldn't get a break

>>2531063
lewd

>>2531020
Ehhhhh, kinda

He may have been a good general but he was too short to be taken seriously by women.

>>2530434
You raise a good point. I guess he didn't love her.

>>2530440
Nietzsche thought men should be like the ancient greeks though too so thats misleading.

>fight for liberalism
>surprised when people actually use their new freedoms

>>2531081
asschually, I read a post on r/todayilearned that pointed out he was 5'7'', which was slightly taller than average for the time, because most people were malnourished.

I'm deliberately ignoring the point about how only the 3rd estate were the malnourished ones, and in the pre-modern world being tall was synonymous with being highborn, so propaganda emphasising Napoleon's height was reflecting on how he was an upstart who came from some obscure island.

Anglos will pay

>>2530490
He only cared about her body. He could care less about Josephine herself. She was only a tool for him to create an heir.

>>2531090
thats incredibly short dude

>>2531092
censor that next time will you

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>>2531081
>he was too short to be taken seriously by women.
lmao he got cucked by someone shorter than him

the real answer is that he was ugly, scruffy and socially retarded
>>2531090
http://www.napoleon-series.org/research/napoleon/c_description.html
average man was short
>because most people were malnourished.
short men reproduced more
> r/todayilearned
kill yourself
>>2531097
fuck you no it isn't

it's 1cm below average global height

>>2531105
>everything bad is reddit

Its a great site with a few retards just like 4chan. Get over it

>>2531116
>it's a great site
neck yourself
>everything bad is reddit
more like you unironically admit to browing reddit

i just threw up in my mouth i bet you're either underage or some scrawny fedora tipping faggot

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>>2531063
How can tiny french cocks even compete

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>>2531063
>It's been over a fortnight since you had a croque monsieur
>She's been on all fours all night begging for "cock, monsieur"

>>2531124
Did Reddit kill your parents or something?

>>2531191
i wish reddit killed your parents because you go on reddit

>Yet in your letter of the 23rd, and 26th. Ventose, you call me vous. Vous yourself!

>>2530508
Seriously

>And then there are those four days between the 23rd, and the 26th.; what were you doing that you failed to write to your husband? ...

get a fucking grip Napoleon

>>2531197
4chan is barely even that different from reddit. You get the same jokes and topics of discussions. I find it funny how some people get so insecure about that

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>>2530568
>comparing his letters to Josephine to those he sent Marie-Louise

lol damn

slavic golddigger

>>2530394
>cucking a manlet
She did nothing wrong

>>2530479
>brits are still assblasted that they could never beat Based Napoopoo in a fair and honest fight and had to win by cheating so they make up Anglo lies
Kill you are self anglos

>>2530512
They could only defeat him by playing dirty and taking advantage of a bad situation for the French and they know this, so they have to invent lies about him to feel better
Typical Anglo behavior desu

He was French though.

French people are the most adulterous people on the planet. Its basically socially acceptable to have extra marital affairs in France.

>>2531296
Napoleon was Italian

>>2531316
>Corsica is the same as Italy

can we please stop this meme

>>2531323
The Corsican language is just a slightly different dialect of Tuscan which is used as the standard language of Italy today. Moreover, he was descended from Tuscan nobles, not Corsicans.

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>>2531296
>He was French though.

>>2531316
George Washington was British

>>2531661
Yes

>>2531316
>>2531336

go to bed Luigi

>>2531296
Why does it have to be us that are the most afflicted by this stereotypes when Germans and Italians exact it on an even worst scale.

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>>2531715
Oops, see picture that is related.

>>2531717
Because you fuck the attractive women

>>2531722
Hmm, mayhaps we do. We shouldn't be discriminated on that metric though.

>>2531717
>put of any marriage, at least one of the people is cheating

Really puts things in perspective

>>2530464
She was related to the owner of A HUGE SLAVE PROPERTY in Martinique, she made a shit-ton of money..

>>2530494
>Napoléon is a leftist
>Put the nigger back into slavery
>Put the women back into the kitchen
>Wanted an of the Nations

Dumbest post ever

>>2530394
He ended up fucking some British teenager on St Helena anyways.

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>>2531323
Corsica is the same as fucking Calabria. You can keep that shithole. Napoleon was a based Toscano anyway, not some Corsican nigger.

>>2531927
Is there one for the US?

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It happened even to the sun king

>>2532453
He had a bunch of affairs of his own, so

>>2531904
>put the nigger back into slavery
He later decided this was a mistake, and would abolish the slave trade during the hundred days
>put women back into the kitchen
True, but the Code Napoléon also had a lot of progressive elements, and being a leftist does not necessarily mean that one is egalitarian concerning women
>Wanted an of the nation (? interesting grammar)
Nationalism was initially a leftist concept, opposed to the absolute and divine monarchy of the right.

>>2532478

Well yeah, he is French.

>>2531207
I know right, what the fuck, he could conquer Europe but can't figure out a woman. Autism.

>>2531316
He would be pissed as hell if you said that, he was proudly Corsican. Until he went back later and was disgusted and said he was French. But he was Corsican.

I feel like im the only person in this thread who has actually read a biography on Napoleon.

>>2532453
Didn't Louis XVI get cucked too?

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>>2530512
>Britain just outright has this massive hatred of Napoleon.
It's ironic because all the best and most flattering biographies of Napoleon are from Britain.

>>2532541
No, most likely not. If you're referring to Fersen, the recent 'evidence' that they had an affair is extreme conjecture from a woman who has been absolutely obsessed for decades with the idea of Marie Antoinette and Fersen being lovers, to the point where the main 'evidence' in her first book included things like: "well, Louis XVI was ugly, so of course she would have wanted to cheat!" The new 'evidence' is "she talked in flowery language to him [which she did to anyone she liked]" and "there was a rumor they were lovers [which there were rumors anyone close to her was her lover]"

>tfw less cucked than several important historical figures

I don't avoid women, sir Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.

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>>2531210
>4chan is barely even that different from reddit

>>2532502


Wanted an Europe of the Nations(aka Ethnostate)*
Fix'd

>Nationalism was initially a leftist concept, opposed to the absolute and divine monarchy of the right

Nope

Nationalism existed since the formation of the fist tribes, and if you read ancient texts from Antiquity and Middle Age you'll see that it was already a thing back then, in fact it was FAR STRONGER than now

As an example it wasn't rare to see a Roman saying : "These people lost because they were a degenerate mongrel race" or "We're of the purest and noblest race"

>>2532502
>being a leftist does not necessarily mean that one is egalitarian concerning women
I guess you don't need to be leftist to be a leftist either.

>>2531217
>I awake all filled with you. Your image and the intoxicating pleasures of last night, allow my senses no rest...

to...

>I have just received your letter of 4 February. I am sorry to hear you are worrying. Cheer up and be gay...

Lmao.

>>2531904
Slavery: Decided it was a bad idea afterwards.
Women: Women still had it better in France than anywhere else, incrementalising the Revolution doesn't make him a "Right wing figure" in the eyes of anyone else but pants-on-head retarded Jacobins.
Nationalism: Nationalism is a far more communitarist (read: left) than monarchy, you mongrel retard.

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>That guy saying Nappy didn't care when he was crying about her on his death bed
The real question is why he cared so much about some skank.

>>2531087
>implying nohomo naked oil wrestling followed up by fucking a qt twinks and/or your thicc wife isn't a patrician way to live

>>2532961
>>Cheer up and be gay
Napoopan into yuri confirmed

>>2532993
>tfw even Napoleon had a oneitis
is there hope for any of us? or are we all doomed to fall for the wrong girl and get cucked?

>>2533064
One thing I've learned observing almost all the older people around me is that marriage isn't about choosing THE ONE, it's about settling for the best and trying to get over THE ONE. So, enjoy that. You'll be living with Oneitis until you die.

>>2532993
Love is not rational.

t. still in love with high school stacy 10 years after graduating

>>2532961
She gave him a son at least.

I mean it's not shocking (she was a marriage for political alliance, not love like Josephine) but I still feel sad for royals who were pushed into marriages for alliances and stuck in loveless relationships.

>>2530394
Women are degenerate
French women are degenerates among degenerates

>>2530394
She married him for security. He was going to get rid of her after he came back from Egypt but she begged him to stay. He did but from then on it was completely reversed. She knew she was on thin ice and he fucked around whenever he wanted to.

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>>2533693
>She gave him a son at least.
Kid was 100% Aryan.
>he had grown to nearly 6 feet by the time he was 17.

>He said to his friend, Anton von Prokesch-Osten, "If Josephine had been my mother, my father would not have been buried at Saint Helena, and I should not be at Vienna. My mother is kind but weak; she was not the wife my father deserved"

If only Napoleon won.

>>2530454
>He dumped Josephine anyway to get a baby
yet still doted on her, had a total break down when she died and literally said her name on his deathbed.

He loved her anon.

>>2534512
>If only Napoleon won

And forego the glorious Bourbon Restoration? Never!

>>2534512
Man, what if he had? The history of the last 200 years would be radically different. Like, in a way that boggles my mind. France would probably STILL be the most powerful country in the world.

>>2534512
Based. Shame they killed him though.

>>2534585
t. Legitimist cuckboi

>>2532969
>Slavery: Decided it was a bad idea afterwards.*
Nope
>Women: Women still had it better in France than anywhere else, incrementalising the Revolution doesn't make him a "Right wing figure" in the eyes of anyone else but pants-on-head retarded Jacobins.

LMAO KYS RETARD

FIRST THE REVOLTUIONARIES BEHEADED ANGLO FEMINISTS LIKE OLYMPE OF GOUGES AND SECONDLY WOMEN HAD NO RIGHT BEFORE THE AMERICAN OCCUPATION OF 1944 AND DIDN'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO WORK WITHOUT THEIR HUSBAND ACCORD UNTIL 1970'

Anyway you're clearly trying to push some leftists meme so stop, as a French who know the history of my country you sound to me like a retard.

>>2535538
>UNTIL 1970
1965*

Fixed that for me

>>2534604
>France would probably STILL be the most powerful country in the world.
Thats stupid to say. 200 years is a long time and saw the rise and fall of multiple empires.

>>2535571
Who would challenge French hegemony if Napoleon had won the wars? The US would have been the only thing left unless some miracle happened in South America or Africa.

>ebin cuck meme XDD, so funny amrite guys

>>2535665
Are you off your meds again?

>>2532934
Correct, you commie fucker