who was the most desireable man in history?

>>2524401
The Amazing Dildoni, for he had a penis that was 2 feet long.

King David or Solomon.

Maybe even Saul, which was said to be tall in stature and attractive.

>>2524408
since when are painfully long penises something desireable?

>>2524412
that might be true.

i'm generally more interested in someone with a desireable character than one that was said to have been extraordinarily attractive.

>>2524423
>The joke
>You

>>2524401
Paris.

>>2524401
Rasputin

>>2524401
Idris Elba

>>2524423
You've never actually met a woman, have you?

Me lol.

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Hello there

Mandingo.

Probably Alexander.

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>>2524401
really makes you think

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>>2525804

this

>>2525838
This is wrong

It's me. I'm the greatest, and I'll show you all.