What are the most influential diaries in world history?

someone post that pedoshit pasta

I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.

One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea. But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.

What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye.

Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much.

Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too.

Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.

You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.

Why would Jeff Mangum write something like that

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>>2513957
>>2513971
>>2513987
>>2513996
Good shit.

I liked it when she fought Super Saiyan Hitler.

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>>2513957
>>2513971
>>2513987
>>2513996

The Meditations of Marcus Aurelius are pretty cool.

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>>2513775
I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman whose light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink as the sun sets.

>>2515461

You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.

One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea.
But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.

What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye

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>>2515462
Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too.

>>2515468

Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.

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>>2515470
You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.

>>2515474

Oh god, just thinking about this is making me rock hard. The hardest I’ve ever gotten. Oh, I think I’m gonna… I’m gonna-

*Cums in Diary*

my diary desu

>>2515545
FUCK you I was about to post that. I was scrolling down and getting more and more excited about the prospect of posting the meme. When I saw your post, I shivered, SHIVERED with rage and sadness. Thanks, you fuck. My day is ruined.

>>2515466
holy...i want more

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>>2513766

The Turner Diaries, at least it will be when we combine it's racist message with Anne Frank's literary talents.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcRgfK_vWtQ

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>>2513957
>>2513971
>>2513987
>>2513996
>>2515461
>>2515468
>>2515470
>>2515474
>>2515475

Are you fucking serious? TWO of you felt the need to copy the same shitty pasta into one thread?

>>2515723
Yes, to be perfectly Anne Frank. We did.

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Any drawfags here? I want to see >>2513957 >>2513971 >>2513987 >>2513987 >>2513996 >>2515461 >>2515462 >>2515468 >>2515470 >>2515474 >>2515475 illustrated.

Hell, just re-MS paint one of preggo CountryLove templates to make it look like Anne Frank

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>>2515922

Here's one, can't find the template yet

>>2513766
Diaries of a Wimpy Kid

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>>2515946

This

>>2515723
I did it first so Jeff Mangum can blow me.

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>>2513766

>OP asks serious question about the most important diarist in history
>half of responses are sick fucks talking about how they want to fuck a pregnant Anne Frank

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>>2515922
For you.

>>2518880
>fetish art of Anne Frank
If this is unironic, kys

Meditations?

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>>2518912

>when you cross-searched that image on google, couldn't find any matches and realize it's OC

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>>2518912

Also did a comparison to the picture OPs usually use for this pasta >>2515461

It's a match, right down to the style of the dress.

Congrats, you just saw legit Anne Frank fetish art.

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>>2518880
Original requester here,

Hot

Do fully naked Anne with her water broken asking for a quickie next.

>>2519871
>with her water broken asking for a quickie next.

What, she's about to go into labor and she want's a quickie on the way to the hospital? That's fucked up man.

It's also an interesting challenge. I'll see what i can do...

>>2519894
>>2519871
God have mercy on us all...

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>>2519894

It's not as nearly uncommon of an occurrence as one might think. Just the sort of thing you'd probably never discuss in polite company.

thestir.cafemom.com/pregnancy/149432/having_sex_in_the_delivery


Be sure to add the popped belly button and Linea Nigra the pasta describes

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>>2519898

You've already been foresaken by the Lord.

Just accept it.

>>2519953
okay, nearing the end of the sketch, where should i post it, it's obviously not sfw.

>>2520070

Throw up a thread on /pol/ and put the copypasta in the textbox

It always sends them into a hilarious rage.

Also, hate to bother you but come to think of it, could add a popped belly button in >>2518880? I think that's the hottest thing about pregnant women.

>>2520070

You can always put it up on /d/ or /s4s/ if you're afraid of getting banned.

>>2520125
I'll make it look hentaiish then

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>>2519871
>>2519894
I've already lived too long

>>2520219

nah,

keep it the way you originally made, it looks better than stupid hentai.

>>2520125

DONE!
There was already a drawfag thread there.
>>7312069

>>2520263
Too late. Couldn't be bother coloring right now.
Somehow the link isn't working so just go there and locate the "Draw Thread".

>>2520275
I got you. good shit man.
>>>/d/7311073

>>2520310
AH the board /letter/! I must be tired. Anyway, thanks.

>>2520273
>>2520275

Nice, my boner is satisfied.

You should definitely color/de-hentai it if you have the chance btw.

>>2518880 was a lot more arousing with the innocent-like vibe it had

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Holy shit I have not laughed like this in a long time.

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>>2520345

I think I need to go pray...

>>2520342
Yeah it was kinda hard get "innocent" across with the subject matter i was provided. I guess i misinterpreted what you or whoever requested it actually wanted.

I might do an alternate version with color when i feel up to it. I usually fumble my way through these things, so i have no idea how long any particular piece will take me.

>>2520367

Do it man. Maybe you could do it with her totally nude (i.e. no clothes) standing near a window implied to be her attic like in the pasta.

Kinda like this pic http://i.imgur.com/c0Syt7P.jpg

It'll be extremely even better to post this on /pol/ and watch half those assholes tear their hairs out with rage and the other half jack off to it.

I'm the original requester btw

>>2519871
>having sex with a woman in delivery
>giving newborn baby a facial
Ew.

>>2520394
So more posed. That has i nice composition to it too. I'll see what i can do in the next few days.

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>>2520428

You came on a website reviled by mainstream society for it's userbase's regular indulgence in the worst forms of sexual deviancy, bigotry, routine encouragement/celebration of violence, and countless other acts of utter depravity and DIDN'T expect to see this?

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Well shit.
>>2513766
Josef Goebbels.

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this entire thread in a nutshell

>>2521187

At least anon delivers as promised

>>2518880
>>2519894
>>2520070
>>2520219
>>2520273
>>2520342
>>2520367
>>2520394
>>2520459
You're going to hell

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>>2521914

>>2521914
T. Jew

>>2519871
If there will be a screencap... I want to be included

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>>2522532

You're already in it

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>>2521914

This entire thread is a monument to the basest of human desires.

why is every board on 4chan so fucked up

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>>2523426
How new are you?

This place has always been the asshole of the internet

>>2513766
Columbus, he did an excellent job at making himself look like a total piece of shit

>>2523426
Because it's funny. 4chan is a place for fun, enjoy your first week!

>>2515468
How does the baby kick your testicles while Anne's biting your cock?
Is she carrying the baby in her chin?

>>2523456

Maybe Jeff has a niggerdick that's long enough for that or he's just got really low hanging balls

Hey drawfag if you're still in this thread, I thought the flower-patterned dress one >>>/d/7312176 you did was pretty good and I ain't even really into fetish art. Very sweet in a "what if she survived the war and had a normal life" kind of way.

If you're looking for ideas, a side-ish view of Anne in the same dress, with her hands around her hips pulling back her dress and exposing the full shape of her stomach (the kind of angle that makes the "outie" belly button noticeable you see in maternity photos), and with a semi-embarrassed look on her face would be nice.

>>2523616
Yeah im still here. I'll see what i can do. We should continue any more of this discussion in that thread though. /his/ isn't for this.

>>2523432

hey i know that guy, is that fix it felix?

>>2524259

Yeah, I'm surprised Mods haven't taken it down yet.

On second thought, you should do Anne's face with a fearful smile sort of look. A look of both anticipation/excitement and terror.

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>>2518880

>tfw everyone's too busy drawing Anne to draw my Rutka

>>2524723
I'll post what ever i do on /d/, either in that thread or make a thread or what ever.

>>2513766
bumpity bump bump

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>>2526574

This has been an... Interesting thread to say the least.

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>>2513766

The Hitler Diaries of course ;)

>>2518912
Go back to wherever you came from.

>>2529178
Marx's killed way more people.

>>2529195

Depends on your definition of killing is.

Personally, he was neither directly involved in or ordered the death of anyone. But his followers took his ideology to it's natural (and very violent extreme).

Marx himself once supposedly remarked "I am not a Marxist", which could be an indication that even he was troubled by the authoritarian tendencies his followers displayed.

>>2513766
The bible

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>>2518880

Wow, you managed to get her hair right >>2515461

>>2518880

>Let's leave the cupboard

Pretty sure even an Ikea monster-size cupboard would've been a little small for Anne Frank, even if she wasn't nine months pregnant.

>>2513957

>Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was

This is the part that gets me, a masterful bit of pasta

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>>2529508

lmao same

I always chuckle hard when I get to the Mad Max reference. It's most brilliant thing about this pasta next to how hard it's ridicules Jeff Mangum.

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>>2515468
>Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell

Mildly amusing and unexpected, albeit kinda disrespectful.

The diary of Samuel Pepys is pretty neat. He makes his times seem normal and contemporary.

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Should've given her a more prominent nose (not a happy merchant caricature, but a bigger one).

>>2529573

Also this