Sumeria

You got an extra zero in there chief

2100 bc you retard

>>2512562
Nope

That's Sumer padre

That thing is 23000 years old?!
Isn't the world only 6000 years old?

>>2512661
It isn't, it's like 4000 years old from what I recall

Super intelligent black space kings built it.

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A King stacked some mud bricks to appease his moon god. Also, it was ~2000 BCE, not ~21000 BCE

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>only 30m tall
moundlets, when will they learn?

>>2513283
>I could destroy that whole picture with one bag of rocks

constructionlets, when will they learn?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ziggurat_of_Ur

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>>2513283
There was a bigger one that was the source of the Tower of Babel myth, heighting at 91m. Faggot boylover Alexander destroyed it.

>>2513368
god destroyed the tower of babel iirc

>>2513368
>>2514977
Alexander is god confirmed

>>2514977
yeah and the big, bad wolf blew down the 3 little pigs house

>>2513368
According to the Book of Jasher, the tower was so big that it took 3 days travel to go around it.

The biggest structure ever built, and also the origin of Paganism (Semiramis/Baal/Tammuz) which would then spread all over the world when God confused the languages of the proto New World Order.

Nowadays Satan is trying to rebuild the Tower of Babel again, with the whole globalization thing.

>>2512548
An advanced group of people built some cool shit and it lasted until they were invaded, and humanity was once again set back.

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>>2515020
the claimed book of Jasher is a fraud. you don't even get an excuse for believing this bullshit because it's not canon

>>2515271
Still a pretty cool story

>>2512548
The Ziggurat of Ur is comparatively new by the standards of Sumeria. Cultures started developing into civilization as early as 5,000 BC, and Sumerian civilization had already gone through a period of decline and rebirth by the time Ur rose to prominence. Hell, the Ziggurat's even younger than Sargon of Akkad.

>>2515315
They were the first civilization to build giant stone structures right?

>>2515315
l think you are thinking of the Ziggurat of Babylon

>>2515323
Not necessarily stone - the Sumerians did more with mud brick, especially early on before trade routes really developed. And it really depends what you consider civilization. Megalithic structures date back to the 9th millennium BC with things like Gobekli Tepe.

>>2515326
Nope. Ur Ziggurat in OP's pic dates to the Ur III period - around 2100 BC. Sargon was 2300BC, and the Uruk period - arguably the start of history - dates to 4000 BC.

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>>2515020
>Nowadays Satan is trying to rebuild the Tower of Babel again, with the whole globalization thing.
he already did

>>2515355
No, let's keep this about ancient Sumer

>>2515341
>the start of history

How did they do it? So many firsts from Sumer

>>2512661
>>2512670

Shit, you guys are right.

Checkmate atheists.

>>2515271

>not canon

The canon is fucking arbitrary.

>>2513368
>Faggot boylover Alexander destroyed it.
it was in ruins already when he found it, he ordered it demolished so it could be rebuilt from scratch but when he died that plan got the old kibosh

>>2515020
>Divine intervention destroyed esperanto.

>>2512548
Lots of dehydration and starving to death since they only had one crop.

>>2515355
The EP building was directly inspired by the Babel myth, how retarded you conspiracinuts can get?

First off the Babel story has NOTHING to do with Satan.

An God literally had no reason to confuse the tongues, just read your fucking book, he did it for lulz.

Finally if you had a greater brain than an ant you'd realize the subtle idea the EP building conveys, that is the tower of babel STANDS despite many tongues, because people managed to overcome it.

>>2514977
In the Bible, god sent angels, allowing them to "confound their language". with everyone suddenly unable to understand eachother, further mass-work on the tower was impossible.

>>2516246
>Babel myth
you atheists are funny.

you call history "myth". what are you doing on this board if you hate history?

>>2515772
>God, up there, he doesn't have our best interests at heart. He doesn't put Man first. I am going to build a tower, and the Israelites are going to pay for it!

>>2516246
He confounded the language because they wanted to become God-like. In a way, the story is a society mirroring Satan.

>>2516289
cheap bait twat.

>>2516302
"Come, let us build ourselves a city, and a tower whose top is in the heavens; let us make a name for ourselves, lest we be scattered abroad over the face of the whole earth.”

They literally just wanted to stay as one peopel and achieve something great. No mention of any satanic overtones you schizos want to interpret into it.

>>2516410
>a tower whose top is in the heaven
>not godlike

Pick one. They didn't build the tower because they wanted to do something useful with it. They literally built it just because of pride, the first sin. That sounds pretty satanic to me.

It is the ancient equivalent of rich people who wear expensive stuff, only because it is expensive.

>>2516246
kek

Zero reading comprehension, as usual.

God: Spread out over the world, be fruitful and multiply.

Man: Let's all gather here and make a name for ourselves, and let's build a tower whose top can enter heaven.

God: Nope. *baffles language* *people scatter all over the earth* Fixed.

>>2516410
>No mention of any satanic overtones you schizos want to interpret into it.

Literally a direct disobedience to a command from God.

Literally pressing men into bricks so that everyone is the same, when God made everyone unique.

Your lying days are done here dude.

>>2518513
Uniqueness is a myth.

>>2514977
This is a history board, not science fiction.

>>2518545
t. shlomo shekelsteinberg

>>2516246
>subtle idea the EP building conveys, that is the tower of babel STANDS despite many tongues, because people managed to overcome it.
Sounds satanic desu

>>2513177
>BCE
I guess you call Janurary "Month 1" right?
What is thursday? "After Middleday"?