CHAINMAIL? YA I INVENTED THAT SHIT BUT I AINT GONNA WHERE IT

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>>2494439
>When you're so alpha that you walk over to the enemy and lay your dick across his sword before battle
>gonna bring back some more heads for the missus
>bitches love heads

>>2494439
Only nobles would've worn chainmail as only they could afford it.

>>2494439
that shit was fucking expensive as fuck dude
not that celt/german warriors didn't do a ton of autistic shit but you can't just DECIDE you want to wear chainmail, doesn't work like that

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>>2494456
meanwhile, in real life

>>2494439
Yes, fetal alcohol syndrome and anger issues too which can still be seen in Irish, Scottish and German populations today