ITT: Historical DLC

>>2488720
What the fuck do you even meme?

???

>>2488794
Not OP, but I think he just means historical events that seem so odd (such as American troops fighting in China during the Boxer Rebellion like in OP's pic) to the average person that if history were a video game, they would be included as DLC for shits and giggles.

>>2488771
This painting depicts the charge of the Scots Greys at Waterloo, not the charge of the light brigade.

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The odyssey of the Czechoslovak Legion during the Russian Civil War.

>>2489535
This right here is probably the craziest story

>>2489535
>>2490128
Continue

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_for_Castle_Itter

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The Nazi invaison and occupation of Winnipeg Manitoba Canada

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/If_Day

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>>2490695

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Pretty unnecessary looking back.

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The Communist expansion pack was great and all but they ran with it for too long leading to disasters like
>>2491185

>>2491193
>he Communist expansion pack was great and all
Are you kidding? When they anounced it they said it would be free. Now look at this bullshit dlc for 20 bucks. No wonder most their playerbase left and only some childern and third world shitholers play this shit anymore.

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You buy the NSDAP edition and get these guys as a preorder bonus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Arabian_Legion

>>2488771
This ain't the charge of the light brigade

>>2491157
It was a publicity stunt to sell war bonds.

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The Raid of St. Nazaire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXusKM5uX0s

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The Gran Chaco War.

>>2489535
Please, enlighten us

>>2488758
fucking hell

>>2490316
Nice little skirmish DLC, pretty small but interesting

>>2489423
thanks for the explanation, Reddit

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>>2490316
I was immediately confused.

>>2493871
?

>>2488720
Battle of Attu

>>2490151
I don't know enough off the top of my head to give a detailed account but it's basically this

>Czechs and Slovaks fighting for Russian army
>Revolution happens
>Main Russian and German armies between them and their homeland
>Reds order them to give up their weapons
>"Fuck that"
>They seize control of a train station
>Keep going east and capturing more
>Eventually they control most of the Trans Siberian railroad
>In a running battle with the reds the entire time
>After a year and this giant Odyssey, they make it to British, American and Happened
Japanese controlled Vladivostok
>Get on a ship and go home
>Oh yeah, they basically captured the Russian treasury
>When they make it back they start a bank in Prague together

>>2489423
This
>>2493871
He was just helping to explain, nigger

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>>2493978
>tfw I'll never live through that kind of event

Don't let your pigs eat our tubers, damn Anglo-Canadians.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_War

>>2494067
Dammit, apparently there are 3 other pig wars in history. Here is the U.S./British Empire link.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_War_%281859%29?wprov=sfla1

>>2494067
I used to live there right on the border there

Saturna Island

Remember hearing about this shit a lot lol. I think there's still local disagreements about weed smuggling

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Joe Beyrle and his romp through American and Russian lines all while flirting with the Battalion commander and playing in prison camps.

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>>2492160
>"Assalamu alaikum. In the name of Allah and Der Führer, I command you to fight the Jews kaffir. Or else"

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>>2493978
>>2493850
>>2490151
I think it's important to note that the czechoslovak legion (as some point gaining so much popularity it reached 40,000 soldiers made up of worldwide soldiers) first gained the public eye due to it defeating a larger austrian army.

The russians weren't exactly allowed to have foreign armies but they did anyway (like others) and in the battle of Zborov their czech legion (with permanent radio contact to Masaryk in Moscow) gained so much fame that the entire world basically went "who are these guys?...whatever give them a country" but the allies decided that when Russia signed peace, that the czechs must fight on, and so they set off to Vladivostok in order to cross the pacific in order to cross Canada or Panama and then cross the atlantic and fight the germans in France.

Before half of them got to Vladivostok the Russian Revolution happened and they were now traveling through a country they had not signed any right of passage with, which happened to be a country cracking down on anyone not taking it up the ass by Lenin and so they stopped the legionnaires (in Omsk i believe) and demanded immediate disarmament and surrender. Some sources say this started with a scuffle and a bit of banter in a pub i don't know but point is the czechs got deffensive about their beer and retaliated.

When those who were already in Vladivostok heard there was a conflict rising they occupied the city they were waiting in and then stole a train named Orlik to go and save their brothers in uktuk-uktuk ass fuck out of nowhere and found that those were faring relatively well so they attacked a bunch of towns, got some medals from the americans and the japs (who joined the war precicely to save the czechs in "need") and then accidentally got the entire Siberian orthodox conservatives to join them and ultimately led to a bloody civil war...

They stole a bunch of cool shit tho and now it's in our palace

>>2488720
It looks like they're on a fucking field trip.

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>>2488720
Can you believe these SJW devs? Snownigger Kingdom in Africa? Why do they ignore history? Africa belongs to the BLACK man.

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Operation Panzerfaust

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Panzerfaust

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>The Maikop Raid

>In early August 1942, a Brandenburger unit of 62 Baltic and Sudeten Germans led by Adrian von Fölkersam penetrated farther into enemy territory than any other German unit. They had been ordered to seize and secure the vital Maikop oilfields. Disguised as men of the dreaded Soviet security police, the NKVD, and driving Soviet trucks, Fölkersam's unit passed through the Soviet front lines and moved deep into hostile territory. The Brandenburgers ran into a large group of Red Army deserters fleeing from the front. Fölkersam saw an opportunity to use them to the unit's advantage. By persuading them to return to the Soviet cause, he was able to join with them and move almost at will through the Russian lines.

>Operating under the false identity of NKVD Major Truchin, based in Stalingrad, Fölkersam explained his role in recovering the deserters to the Soviet commander in charge of Maikop's defences. The commander not only believed Fölkersam, but the next day gave him a personal tour of the city's defenses. By August 8, the German spearheads were only 12 miles away and the Brandenburgers made their move. Using grenades to simulate an artillery attack, they knocked out the military communications centre for the city. Fölkersam then went to the Russian defenders and told them that a withdrawal was taking place. Having seen Fölkersam with their commander and lacking any communications to rebut or confirm his statement, the Soviets began to evacuate Maikop. The German spearhead entered the city without a fight on August 9, 1942.

>>2494304
They basically were

>>2494309
Realistic worlds my ass

>>2488720

>When you use Hun as an insult against the kraut 15 years later even though you were doing the exact same thing to the Boxers.

>>2494309
I've noticed this before andjust thought that the germanic rulers must have got sunburned a lot

>>2494124
Kek. It's an interesting story but no one was even shot. Does more weed go into the U.S. from Canada or vice versa?

>>2494666
Basically rural BC produces huge amounts of pot and sells it to the USA

They even have tunnels. It's almost Mexico tier, but it's just pot, there's very little violence, and the Canadians aren't trying to immigrate

I just remember like some stories about smugglers on boats at night and sometimes something would go wrong. I wasn't there very long and I was working for the government so I didn't hear a whole lot about it

>>2494718
Reminds me of the drug trafficking subplot in Twin Peaks. They were trafficking cocaine, but I'm sure that goes through in some amount too.

>>2490695
Holy shit that's awesome.

>>2494222
that's a sikh

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>>2495132

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>>2493662
You mean Medal of Honor, European Assault?
Pick up a book

>>2494504
how the germans kept bamboozling others i still don't know

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Could also be the tutorial.

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>>2488720
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_von_Ungern-Sternberg

>>2493978
>>Oh yeah, they basically captured the Russian treasury
Too bad the russians went on to capture Czechoslovakia's treasury in 1945

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Battle of Muret

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>>2488758
Wow, this little skirmish was an interesting sidenote
Would make great DLC for my WW1 game

>>2495813
kek

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The Holy Roman Empire expansion sucked, it didn't even feel like Roman Empire anymore.

>>2493978
>hollyclap will never make a film about this

That time the Gauls invaded the Balkans and Greece, defeated the Greeks and Macedonians at Thermopylae, and some of them settled in Anatolia.

>>2496098
It is said by Arrian that Alexander met with two envoys of the Balkan Celts shortly after subjugating Thrace (this was long before their invasion of Anatolia of course). He asked them "What do you fear most?". He expected them to say "You, my lord", but their reply was "The sky falling on our heads."

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>>2496148
Oh so that's where it comes from

>>2494293
Don't forget about the only Czech naval battle
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Lake_Baikal

>>2496265
Sky falling on their heads was a common meme between celts, not just this one instance

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>>2488720
Best DLC ever

>>2496300
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Pujol_Garc%C3%ADa

>>2496300
>>2496304
>resuing the same assets multiple times
Lazy as fuck devs

>>2496054
To be fair Hollywood already made The Warriors which is based on a book, which was based on an even older ancient Greek book, about that basic premise happening.

>>2494146
>his son was ambassador to Russia under Obama and one of the main people behind that retarded failed "reset" a few years ago
Wonder how the man would feel about that.

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>>2496016

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>when the character from the "Nazi Germany" campaign becomes so popular that you have to include him again in the "Cold war" DLC as the leader of Yugoslavia to pander to fans
I swear the fucking fan-service on this game.

>>2496638
That guy got killed off in one of the sadder parts of the Post-WWII expansion. You must be referring to TitOP as fuck.

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>>2495804
>Too bad the russians went on to capture Czechoslovakia's treasury in 1945
Not-so-fun fact: when the Commies took Czechoslovakia after WW2 they hunted down the surviving Czech Legion veterans and imprisoned many of them (at least, those that ze Germans hadn't already got to when THEY took Czechoslovakia in 1938).

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The Entente interventions in Murmansk, Arkhangelsk, and Vladivostok during the Russian Civil War.

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>Nobody has mentioned this yet

http://www.hullwebs.co.uk/content/l-20c/disaster/dogger-bank/voyage-of-dammed.htm

>>2496300
Wee
>>2496304

>>2497329
This still blows my mind.

>voyage of the damned

It's truly an apt name.

>>2497678
>To try and restore some semblance of order and battle readiness, Rozhestvensky ordered gunnery practice. None of the destroyers scored any hits on a stationary target. Of the battleships, the flagship scored a single hit which was on the ship towing the target. A destroyer squadron ordered to sail in line abreast formation scattered during exercises, as the officers had not been issued with new code books. Seven torpedoes were fired - one of which jammed, three swung off target, two chugged slowly and missed the target altogether and one went round in a circle causing ships to scatter in panic. For good measure the "Kamchatka" sent a signal saying she was sinking - on investigation this turned out to be nothing more than a cracked steam pipe in the engine room.
How the fuck did stuff like this even happen?

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>>2497329
>>2497678
>>2497791

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Anyone else download the mod where the enemy leaders are dressed like women and your soldiers can gangbang them?

>>2490695
Would make a great tutorial mission for a ww2 game.

>>2493901
Explain

>>2494504
That's amazing. Sounds like something straight out of a movie.

>>2490687
>ended up dead in France
Shame, would have been a wild ride of an autobiography

>>2498269
>Anglo-Spanish victory
?¿

>>2498269
>>2498396
This is the secondary/peripherary theaters of the napoleonic wars.

Though this is misleading in its mention of the peninsular war as not producing any french casualties.
The peninsular war was an early guerilla campain (and the first extensive use of the rifle regiment) to restore the spanish to sovereignty after napoleon had subjugated them. The french garrison forces were roundly defeated but the comaritively small guerilla force was forced to retreat up the entire iberian peninsular when napoleon himself led his entire Grand Armee in a counter offensive.

>>2498269
>>2498396
>>2498595
Oh and the reaosn its considered an Anglo-Spanish victory is because all the expedition objectives were met, spain was restored (and against napoleon) while heavy losses were inflicted on the garrisons, the first French relief force and the Grand Armee. The Peninsular war was taught in my history class as the turning point in the napoleonic wars, though im of a different opinion nowadays.

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>>2493871
Wtf

>>2493871
>ask for an explanation of what the hell OP tried to say
>someone tries to explain OP's reasoning
>insult them for helping you
This is why nobody likes to give sauce, ingrate

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>>2489535
Reminds me of the Belgian Expeditionary Corps in Russia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgian_Expeditionary_Corps_in_Russia

>small force of 400 Belgians get send with the most modernised tanks of the time to Russia
>revolution happens
>stuck in new USSR
>hassle to accross the country, to Manchuria
>get evacuated to the States
>victory tour
>back to the western front
>no-one trust you because you witnessed the commies, think you're a fifth collumn

>>2489535
>>2493978
>>2494293
>>2496744
fuck those guys, disgusting traitors with no honour - handed over their commander - admiral Kolchak to save their lives and sabotaged railroads during retreat so their allies from Polish corps would have been killed off by Bolsheviks, just to have a little bit higher own chances of survival

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Civ's suicidal level ai DLC.

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>>2490695
I've lived here my whole life, how come I've never heard of this?!

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>>2490316
>Wermacht and U.S. fighting side by side against the SS

I was immediately aroused

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>>2502328
nah fuck off dumb ass.
The czechs did all of the heavy lifting while kolchak sat on his ass. The czechs were so close to saving the Romanovs but the bolsheviks got to them first and at some point decided finally that this was not their war (which it really wasen't) and made a deal to be able to finally leave that dumb country.

Traitors with no honour are the Russians who had enjoyed the work done by czechs and the French/English who sold an entire country's population to a tyrant and then were saved by said populations and never returned the favour of liberation.

>>2504235
Well said

>>2503948

Because you're from Manitoba. It's already a struggle not to drink yourself to death, let alone learn the history.

>>2504214

Wehrmacht, US troops, Austrian Resistance fighters, French prisoner (including politicans and a French tennischampion) and a disgruntled Waffen-SS officer vs the SS

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That time Germany found out the Italian Navy was defecting so they introduced Italy, the Roma and the rest of the world to smart bombs

>>2497329
>The Admiral dodn't go down with his ship but instead committed suicide after the war

LEL

>>2488720
Related
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Formosa_Expedition

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>>2488720
The German East Asia Squadron

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>>2504235
on the left we can see a life-saving line for soldiers who also fight not their war. czech coward has 10/10 chance of destroying this

>>2502328
This. Every single legionnaire was a faggot traitor to Austria-Hungary and subsequently also a traitor to Russia, nothing but a pack of common bandits and rapists masquerading as a military.

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>soldiers just coming back from ww1 go to Russia to fight commies
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allied_intervention_in_the_Russian_Civil_War

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>>2504846
what an awful post, are you an imbecile?
>>2504899
stay mad, the legionnaires were true to their cause which was greater than the cause of the Austrian "empire" and the bolsheviks. The difference between these nations is that Czech is a democratic nation today and the two others are gone

>>2505912
>their cause
>bunch of rapists betraying two countries back to back and robbing others blind
Sone noble cause, traitor trash can get fucked. One day someone will blow up that ugly Masonic Stefanik tomb in Bradlo with TNT and it shall be a glorious day.

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>>2505932
>i literally know nothing about the historical events i'm talking about
you tried, have a (you)
also keep replying nonsense i probably won't read it

>>2505912
Czechs betrayed not only Austrians and Russians,you utter twat. They intentionally cut off supply and escape route for Polish and Romanian soldiers who got there the same way as them. Czechoslovak legion was a criminal unit.

>>2506294
(citation needed)

>>2506302
"Sprzymierzeńcy. Czesi z Syberii 1918-1920" - S. Wojstomski

Also there are relations of Polish 5th Rifle Division veterans who found rail tracks blewn off by Czechs.

>>2495809
holy shit that's incredible
>When Montfort's first squadron charged the field, the Aragonese cavalry was crushed and Peter himself was unhorsed. He cried out, "I am the king!" but was killed regardless. With the realization that their king had been killed, the Aragonese forces broke in panic and fled, pursued by Montfort's Crusaders.

>>2504593
there has to be an ancap/political ball for this

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Irish DLC for the Mexican market.

>>2488720
WWI East Africa Campaign. The only theater to outlast the war in Europe.

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>>2506323
read like 5 articles on there and still no sign of the czechs acting treacherous...

>>2505950
Kill yourself degenerate.

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>>2506905
it's a book, but k

I actually have now at hand a history magazine where I have an ad for V div. veteran memoirs.
It consists of short historical examination by Maciej Rosalak, renowed Polish historical journalist

We can read ther that Poles struggled with "rutheless egoism from Czechs, who destroyed rail devices to delay Poles advancing behind them, and by handing over Kolchak they bought themselves freedom from Bolsheviks"

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Polish Soviet war was last WWI DLC tbqh

>>2507211
>gives a "source" with no explanation or results online
>acthually, its a book, duhh
>the czechs were destroying the railroads to stop the poles specifically not the enemy armies trust me
>they gave up a commander who didn't care for their well-being and used them as cannon fodder so they could leave a conflict they should have never been a part from
wtf i hate poles now

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Name better WWII mini DLC than St Nazaire Raid
You literally can't

>cowardly Czechs desert the Austro-Hungarian army and surrender to Russian imperial troops to avoid having to fight
>western Entente urges Russia to release them so they could serve as combat units for Russia
>they get freed, steal Russian gold, kill their commanders, desert and run home to avoid having to fight once again

Can't think of worse scum in the entire WW1 famalam

>>2494309
>Tfw the vandal kingdom didn't last until today
I wonder what germanic culture would look like after over a millennium in such an environment.

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>>2507752
>brave czechs decide they have something better to do than to fight for the wants of an autistic emperor and decide to fight for a cause they deem worthy. The cause of FREEDOM
>Entente and Russia attempts to send them across the entire world to fight in France
>the czechs destroy the communists after they are refused passage to fight for freedom and begin tearing the reds a new one

fixed that for you, you absolute cancer

>>2507796
Sure means a lot coming from a republican monkey whose subhuman grandfathers helped destroying the Hungarian kingdom for no reason other than shameless landgrab.

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>>2507811
>being this mad
>and this stupid
damn, it sure sucks to be you

>>2507742
Needs to be a film. I mean a proper film not a shit film made in the 50s

>>2507839
Not an argument, not that one was expected to begin with, you impotent faggot.

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The British Free Corps is a good contender; the British branch of the Waffen SS with only 27 members at its height.

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>>2488720
Pretty crazy shit

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>>2507847
>says nothing near an argument
>that's not an argument
fucking mongoloid

>>2502328
>now why would he be mad?
>MUH POLAN STRONK
There it is.