What is the greatest invention of human kind and why is it beer?

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>>2485474
Fire

The printing press.

It allowed for the Bible to reach millions of people.

Beer and because it's delicious and nutritious.

>>2485505
The printing press also aided far more in belittling it.

Because it's bread in liquid form + it makes you feel good.
The invention of sliced bread should have been called the invention of chunky beer.

How come only slavs discovered vodka, while other civilizations tended to make some weird-ass spirits?

>>2485562
Because most of the time Slavs are not keeping their spirits in barrels and wait, though there are exceptions, like Starka.

>>2485474
Agriculture

>>2485474
Refrigerators.

Otherwise, everything would be shit.

>>2485562
Akvavit is basically the same idea.

>>2485474
As much as I like dark beer, I find mead superior.

Paper. Without, knowledge wouldn't have been preserved and spread to the greater world. I can't even imagine not having newspapers, magazines, or books.

>>2485474
I feel that everytime humanity finds a carbohydrate they quickly turn it to alcohol

From evening to morning I wanna drink.
I want beer, from beer I get really drunk.
when drunk I'm talking, when drunk I'm joking, when drunk I can be as I've always wanted to be

The first beer was made in Iran apparently

Too bad its illegal their now ;_:

>>2487320
I thought the first evidence of brewing was found in Armenia?

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>>2487329
Nope it was in Godin Tepe which is in the Zagros Mountains

http://www.ancient.eu/Godin_Tepe/

>tfw no 7000 year old Takeout windows to order beer and bullets from

http://www.livescience.com/16773-ancient-takeout-window-godin-tepe.html

do not drink alone, what a fucking mess

>>2487390
why not

>not drinking 7 beers at your PC while playing mount and blade Napoleonic wars

>>2485829
>mead

Found the Skyrimfag.

>>2487479
>alcoholic
>gamer

Guess how we know you're a pathetic virgin.

>>2487530
>posting on the /his/ board of a mognolian caricature forum

Gee and I bet you get all the bitches don't you

>>2487320
One thing they seem to get right. Alcohol is degenerate and the end result of its consumption is misery.

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>>2485474
agriculture

>>2485557
>The invention of sliced bread should have been called the invention of chunky beer.
don't know why but this got me