Who is your favorite deity from all of Historic Mythology?
God
>>2479370
Amen!
Athena is objectively superior.
Loke, because muh ancestors
Thunor or Woden
If it isn't Indo European it's pleb trash
>>2479358
Mars.
Literally a rapist.
>>2479628
Who gets pegged by Athena after every battle.
>>2479370
euphoric
>>2479628
>>2479639
Stop conflating Roman and Hellenistic Gods with one another
>>2479358
Janus
>>2479404
I too love superhero movies
AVE IVPITER OPTIMVS MAXIMVS
>>2479753
>optimus maximus
Clearly compensating for something
pic related is Teshub, storm God of the Hittites. Also known as the patrician's choice of pagan deity:
>wields the mighty thunderbolt
>presides over the weather, ensures healthy people & a good harvest
>strikes down the enemies of Hatti
>would beat Thor in a fight.
Hera all the way
The obvious pick, really - but not for the reason you might expect.
Any God that is an agent of change, of becoming, of time and its fleeting
>>2479358
Zurvan from Persia
always made more sense then ahura mazda tbqh
>>2479358
There can be no other.
Julius Caesar
>>2479854
Plato pls
Guan yu
>>2480061
Edgy.
>>2480069
Hail Satan.
>>2479358
Hades. Wanted a young qt gf,just stole her and gave her a kingdom.
Hades. He did literally nothing wrong but everyone was afraid of him, he had no temples and his only friend was Cerberus. I just relate to him a grumpy guy sitting in his basement and being shunned by normies.
>>2479727
Myth =/= falsehood lad
ZALMOXIS
>>2480126
Myth implies falsehood
>>2480229
Colloquially but literally myth (from mythos) is better translated as "word" or "story"
>>2479358
Odin, intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor, just like me.
>>2479358
This might sound edgy but I'm going to go with Loki.
>>2479358
Jesus
>>2479727
Yet I'm sure you're just fine with talking shit about the gods of other religions.
>>2479370
Crom. He gives you courage when you're born, and after that, if you're lucky, you never hear from him again.
Jesus, with Odin a close second
They probably would've been bruvs. Jesus would be the wise older brother, while Odin the younger wild one
The demiurge. Simply because I feel for him. He's cast out and stuck in a world of matter for some shit reason and he gets a bad rap. It wasn't like he chose it, he simply had no choice and doesn't know any better.
Prometheus/any other god that fought on humanity's side or helped us out. I like them for recognizing the divinity of humanity and doing what was right even if they usually get fucked over.
>>2479358
Bacchus. I dont even like wine it is just i love how he acts.