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>Be me, French soldier in WWI
>Walking with fellow French soldiers
>Hear galloping
>Shit ton of German calv run out of the trees
>What the fuck
>Everyone gets guns ready
>Taking too long to load
>Germans getting closer
>Reloadfaster.jpg
>Finally loaded
>Attach bayonnet
>Germans almost to us
>Officer yells "Dig"
>What
>Start digging
>Germans super fucking close
>Diggingfaster.exe
>Too late
>Germans overrun
>Killed by German
>Viva La France
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>Be me, French soldier in 1914
>Drinking coffee with a postman in some village
>Young girl enter the house yelling "Prussians are coming"
>A bunch of German horsemen are raiding the village
>Tell them they're under arrest
>Their autistic officer shoots me
>My comrades kill him
>Other German horsemen try to escape but are soon captured
>I stumble back to the house and die few minutes later
>All this a day before Germany and France were officially at war

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skirmish_at_Joncherey
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>>2468401
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>>2468488
>Their autistic officer shoots me
my sides
mfw
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>Viva
Triggers me every time
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>>2468401
>>Be me, French soldier in WWI
>Walking with fellow French soldiers
>Hear galloping
>Shit ton of German calv run out of the trees
>What the fuck
>Everyone gets guns ready
>start firing machine gun
>mow down all of the fucking 1800s-era cavalry
>sit there listening to Germs saying "b-but muh prussia" as they die

ftfy
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>>2468488
Truly a sad story
Here it's recounted with more details than on the wiki

Why must the Germans always be so autistic?
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