What if was an actual a plague of giant snails that were hunted to extinction during the Middle Ages?
>2017
>not knowing about the 1348 snail invasion
QUICK. TO SNAIL MOBILE!
>tfw people snide at us Frenchies for eating snails
>tfw they haven't the slightest clue that this is an act of remembrance for our ancestors who died by their sowrds pushing back the snails off the shores of Gasconyand into the sea