>be Serbia
>have beef with the Bysantine
>achieve autonomy while Byzantine chokes on crusader dick
>Nemanjići rule the country and make good churches tho
>Turks come like beasts
>Marica, Serbs lose
>Kosovo, Turks 1, Serbs 0
>Serbia falls under Turks hands (Byzantine fell before)
>>2445423
>be harassed by the Turks for nearly 500 years
>Serbs get either raped, murdered or converted to Islam (by force mostly)
>Patriarchate of Peć operates in secrecy
>mad Serbs are robbing Turks
>1804, Turks behead many Serbs, then Serbs get mad
>numerous battles happen during the time
>1813, Serbia loses
>Serbian leader gets killed
>next shitstorm leader comes in 1815
>first years are wars, the majority of the time is peace
>1833, new laws
>Serbia then gets autonomy just like in the past
>1878, Serbia, Montenegro and many more countries get free completely
>>2445426
>1912-1913, Balkan wars
>1914, some autistic Serb manages to kill the archduke of Austro-Hungary
>Austro-Hungaru declares war to us, te war became big
>many Serbs get killed
>war ends, later Serbia merges with Croatia, Montenegro and Slovenia and becomes Kingdom of SHS, then Kingdom of Yugoslavia
>peace
>1939, WW2
>1941, Nazis come and occupy, Croatia gets morphed into NDH
>many Serbs get killed in concentration camps (Stepinac, Pavelić and company help the Nazis)
>1945, war ends, now commiefags occupy Yugoslavia and rule over it for the next 45 years
>commies, by their nature, destroy churches and ban religion
>many Serbs get killed
>the 90s, shitstorm begins, Serbs, Croats, Bosniaks, Monten***rs kill each other
>Albanians, the Nu-Turks kill many Serbs
>1999, Albanian vs Serbs game intesifies, NATO throws bombs at Serbia
>many Serbs die or get cancer, which Serbs will die from it
>>2445436
>2000-today, assblasted idiots get elected for presidents
>be Serbia now, a poorag country compared to you
>a Serb comes to 4chan and says that he is a Serb
>”kiss my ass you fucking slavnigger, go choke on some uranium dick and go eat some stale bread”
>”fuck off balkanpill, shut your barbarian mouth”
Is Serbia cursed? Whats up with these wars and shit?
>>2445436
>Pavelic
>help the nazis
I thought Pavelic WAS a Nazi rather than just helping them?
>Balkan power hour
>>2445513
>le balkanpill meme
So is Balkan cursed?
>>2445525
yes. full of butthurt people who hate each other. every few years chimp out and mass-murder one another based on religion/culture/butthurt. everyone has territorial claims on everyone else on all their shared borders. balkans are eternally fucked
>>2445563
how can the curse be destroyed?
>>2445446
>Is Serbia cursed? Whats up with these wars and shit?
serbs seem to me to be a warlike, ruthless people. proud and refuse to be ruled by others, but also irridentist and butthurt in general
>>2445592
how can the butthurtness be fixed?
>>2445575
>>2445603
i'm not sure. most of what i know about the balkans comes from int/his memes and dating a bulgarian girl for a few months.
but coming from ireland, i see it as similar to the situation in the north of my country. i think eventually things will get better with more education and economic improvement. (however in places like FYROM "education" is having a counterproductive effect where butthurt is concerned)
if you guys can go long enough without another war, eventually young people will care less about the differences and learn to work together. i can see all of this happening (slowly) in northern ireland. i hope the same happens in the balkans.
>>2445423
>Turks come like beasts
lol, it took the Ottomans nearly a 100 years to conquer Serbia.
>>2445423
Serbia is the biggest example of "start shit, get hit" in human history, other than perhaps Nazi Germany.
>>2445592
well we northerners were ruled by Hungarians and southerners by Turks for 400 years
we're kind of sick of that shit
>>2445575
By forcing all slavs north of the danube
>>2445915
There are no Slavs living south of the Danube.
>>2445917
Hmm, really makes you think
>>2445915
Prapostojbina Slovena, between Odra and Dnepar and Baltic sea?
t. četnik
>>2446463
I forgot to mention that chetniks and partisans had 69, but with guns
>>2445436
lets just forget the shit serbs did tho