HE WAS A GABAGOOL OF ROME

>>2437971
Now where are the Romans?

>>2437971
*CONSOLE

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>be me young caligati from Legio XVII on campaign
>suddenly our duplicarius gets an arrow through his skull
>someone yells "ADTACTUS!"
>duck down
>realize I'm in Germania
>non est me starts playing

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>>2439369
>Huge lumbering brutes come crashing through the trees, screaming prayers to their bloodthirsty gods in their foul tongue
>Begin to wonder why I signed up for the legion

>>2437971
WATCH IT ANTONY

>>2439369
Some folks are born, made to wave the Aquila
Ooo, they're red, white and gold
And when the band plays "Ave, Caesar"
Ooo, they point the ballista at you, Jove.

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no senator's son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no

Some folks are born, gladdius in hand
Gods, don't they help themselves, y'all
But when the publican comes to the door
Jupiter, the house looks like a slave sale, yeah

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no patrician's son, no, no
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no

Yeah, yeah
Some folks inherit rich villas and lands
Ooh, they send you down to conquest, Mars
And when you ask 'em, "How much should we give?"
Ooh, they only answer "More! More! More!", y'all

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no military son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, one
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no, no, no
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate son, no, no, no

>>2437971
Filthy LARPing Campanian