Was he, dare I say it, /our guy/?
>>2437623
>TFW your dad bangs his cousin and you can't even stop the god damn HRE but it's cool because the Duke of Anjou got your back
"Ever notice how hard it is to wipe your ass?"
Where's the sauce on the men of his family having massive cocks and the one fucking his wife to death?
>>2437623
BILL FUCKING CLINTON is /ourguy/
>>2437623
TFW your wife gets dicked to death but you were busy being the guitarist for Dethklok
>>2437623
BFPFBSUL2NBF
>took thousands of years for mankind to relate fucking siblings with incest and shitting/pissing in the water for bathing or drinking with bad things
wewwwwwwwww ladd
>>2437665
It's a thing
AROOOOOOOOOOO
>>2437623
>"It's okay mom, I can run Spain"
>Mental breakdown
>Runs Away crying
>Spends the rest of his life playing games and getting head
>>2437630
Seriously
>>2437756
Too bad he got assraped by the
>H
>R
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>>2437665
Charlie had a 7-8 incher and in his autopay he was described to have a "tail between their legs like a devil". But the biggest dong goes to Ferdinand the VII. Its width was like a fist and it was like 10 inches. Doctors from France,England and Germany had to come and create kind of a donut for his dick as he couldn't even penetrate his wife and one of his wifes died from internal bleeding caused by Ferdinand's huge dick. The pillow is still in a museum in Madrid I don't know which