What did he do wrong?

Lose.

The answer is nothing

>>2432681
Started WWII

Didn't finish what he started

Taint nationalism with the delirium of race

>>2432681
should've stopped after annexing Czechoslovakia

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>>2432681
Not take any pictures of his thing to dispel all those micro penis myths.

Didn't catch them all

>>2432681
pretty much everything
>uses nationalism not to better his nation but to kill his own countrymen
>insists on commanding army instead of letting his brilliant generals command
>divert resources to death camps instead of the two fronts he was fighting on
>completely unable to accept his own mistakes and learn from them
>butcher better philosophers to write his stupid ass book
>steal money from the german working class to fund his war machine he then uses incorrectly
>paint his dog over and over
>generally have his head up his ass his whole life

Irresponsible amounts of drugs for a nation's leader.

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He should have taken at least 1 picture of himself as exposed as his dog here so we'd know the truth.

>>2432681
thought he knew better than his generals. Made lofty, even utopian promises, and was unable to view the world realistically. For instance, he would refuse to let his generals retreat. Strategic retreat and then turn around with a counterattack is something German military was actually very skilled at, but it was too imperfect for Hitler, it would require admitting some form of defeat in the first step

Fought in the Russian winter

a lot of things, breaching the birth canal for one

>>2432691

>"WWII began when Germany invaded Poland"

How's that a "world war"? I'd say it started when England and France declared war on Germany.

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He should not have tried so hard, pun intended, to cover that little bump on his bulge in his pants in public.

>>2432706
Triggered

>>2432681
Stupid resources management, muh rapid expansionism that'll last 1000 years, ideology over strategy.

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He should have gotten up one morning needing to pee really bad, taken a sheet of paper, traced the outline of his manhood, labeled it, then peed and saved it in a document folder for his doctor. Then we wouldn't have to guess about his size.

>>2432681
He fuckin lost

>>2432781
Are you saying you're triggered or that I'm triggered?

>>2432739
>This

apart from being born?

>>2432848
That wasn't a mistake it was intended by God. The mistake was losing.

>>2432681
being a proto-hipster and not experimenting with different art styles

>>2432772
>How's that a "world war"? I'd say it started when England and France declared war on Germany.
because Germany knew beforehand that they would trigger a declaration of war by France and England if they invaded Poland, and they chose to do so anyways.

>>2432681
off the top of my head
1. Ordering panzers to stop outside of Dunkirk
2. Shifting to terror bombing instead of industrial targets which was proving effective in the battle of Britain
3. cancelling weapons research programs such as the StG_44 (which was ignored) because he thought the war was won
4. Having Italian allies
5. Having Japanese allies
6. Being too ambitious in an invasion of Russia
7. Having too many objectives in an invasion of Russia
8. Moving panzer divisions around russia like chess pieces.
9. Treating the front as if they were fixed positions and ordering no one to be able to retreat.
10. Trying to wage an offensive attrition warfare against an army twice your size.
11. Declaring that Ukrainians, a willing ally to fight against the Russians to be subhumans
12. Not having your army prepared for a Russian winter.
13. Giving priority to the SS over the Army in train service (jews shipped to camps were given priority over munitions, food, etc to the soldiers at the front)
14. Giving impossible tasks and getting pissed when your generals failed their objectives.
15. Removing any staff that didn't agree with you.
16. Declaring war on the USA when you didn't have to.
17. Losing the battle of the atlantic because you refused to build anything other than tanks
18. Not allowing German women to work in German factories
19. Assaulting Kursk when the Russians had 2 months to prepare a defense
20. Ordering the 6th army to try to take both the Caucuses and Stalingrad when they could have done only one of them with relative ease
21. Declaring fortress cities
22. Insisting on building bombers instead of fighter planes
23. Not shooting himself in the head sooner

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>>2432681

>>2432921
If Hitler was THAT incompetent in WW2, and yet Germany still came as close to winning as they did, what does it say about the rest of the world?

>>2432681
Commanding his army like he knows jack dick about military strategies.

>>2433088
The Germans didn't come close to winning, unless your definition of winning is "destroy Europe", which if you're German it probably is.

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>>2432681
He liked to sleep with his hands on his thing, like as if somebody was going to steal it?!?

And while I can't say 100% for sure, he probably liked to lock himself in the bathroom, line his underwear with cloth napkins, go #2 in them, get his hypo cock excited, clean it up, burn the evidence, then continue to pretend never to have shat himself even once, let alone on purpose, since 1907. He would have probably become an ABDL in today's world, but there were no Pampers nor Depends in those days.

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He was a coprophile!!!

>>2432681

ordered the construction of crazy new meme weapons in the middle of a fucking war. Wasting millions on edgy new prototypes that he couldnt mass produce instead of reliable and efficient, but not as sexy, regular tanks he could mass produce

>>2433647
Those regular tanks were getting btfo by russia's equipment.
IS2 was more than a match for a tiger.

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Why did he consistently show a golf ball sized bulge hanging down about 3 inches from his zipper area???

And why did said bulge swing around as he marched and made speeches?

Shut the FUCK up you fucking autist

So many lies in this thread. It's impossible to discuss Hitler and National Socialism without having biased propaganda-believer fags shitting all over. Go on now, call me a butthurt wehraboo or whatever. Sure everything you know about WWII is correct sir :^)

>>2432876
Britain does not fight its own wars though but lets other nations bleed as seen in WW1‘s beginning ("hold out Antwerp, we'll send the French!") and later by dragging the US into it. France was doable. So that was a legitimate risk.

>>2432739
Don't forget being a mediocre artist

>>2434337
le go back to /pol/ xD

>>2432772
Guess what fucking happens when you declare war on a nation who is guaranteed by world powers? The war turns into a fucking world war.
"britain and french start de world war!!"
Why are you even on /his/ if you aren't at least slightly interested in history at all?

>>2433088
How did Germany come close to winning? If they beat the Soviets they'd have just been nuked. There was no way of winning after the US entered the war.

>>2434634
Dumb cunt.

>>2434634
USA! USA!

>>2434700
>>2434710
Tell me how the German nuclear program was coming along in 1945? Tell me of Germanys industrial capabilities compared to the US plus Great Britain?

It would have been more costly, but it was unwinnable, simple as that. Aliies had more money, men, industry, and access to the global market. Literally, how would the Germans ever win?
Operation Sea Lion without superiority in the air or on the seas?

>>2434727
We're not talking about 1945 here, stupid amerifat.

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>>2434727
Propaganda works through the constant repetition of the same lies.
>>2434710 was meant to point out your great work as a multiplier.

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>>2434768
Alright, how was it in '42 then? Worse I think, but you never know with the incompetence of the Nazis.
You are delusional, or ill educated if you think Germany could ever win the war after 1941.
>>2434856
Do not know what you're saying. That it is a lie the German nuclear program never got very far? That there were more people, and as an extension more fighting men, in the US than in Germany? These are things you can very easily look up yourself.

>>2434768
>>2434874
And while we are at, not American, you don't have to be, to recognize the hopeless situation of Germany in the war.

>>2434874
OP's topic was, what did he do wrong. Your show of superiority hasn't got anything to do with that. Instead it does what burgers and Nigels do best, namely distracting from the actual points.
To answer OP's question: His greatest fault was not anticipating that Britain would repeat the same maneuver as 1914: Declare war in a case not theirs. It wasn't completely clear that would happen, because Poland in the 30s was at best a rogue state after declaring war on almost all their neighbours and other shenanigans while the revision of Versailles was legitimate business.

>>2434909
You do realize that I was originally replying to a guy saying Germany came close to winning, right?
Really now, I did not mean to spoil your Hitler dicksucking party.
>because Poland in the 30s was at best a rogue state after declaring war on almost all their neighbours
Wot, Soviet war was in the 20's mate.
>while the revision of Versailles was legitimate business.
Naturally, you like it, of course it's legitimate business.

>>2434949
Again you don't pick the main point but something besides it. I am not starting to explain Polish history 1918 to 1939 to you. 21 years. In a history context that's "recently".

Forever ruin the greatest nation in Europe by creating an eternal Nazi association.

>>2433651
>Those regular tanks were getting btfo by russia's equipment.
Stug and Pz IV were perfectly fine tanks

>>2434996
>Again you don't pick the main point but something besides it
What do you mean here? As I said, I was responding to another guy, claiming Germany could have easily won the war. Surely you will allow this?

But sure, I will answer OP's question
>led millions of his country men to their death
>killed civilians on an industrial scale
>intervened way too much in the military's affairs
>horrible commander
>created a state that was the exact opposite of a meritocracy
>invaded my home country

That's it I think.

>>2432706
>Le civic nationalism face
Don't have a picture for it but imagine a mongrel

>>2436802
>implying we all aren't mongrels

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Among other things, but this was the a big one.

>>2436802
so pretty much an american?

>>2432681
Propagated the genocide of multiple races and thought that constant war was somehow a stable way to run a state.

>>2434337
What have the anons in this thread gotten wrong?

>Germany was winning until 1941 when Hitler appoint himself chief of general staff
really made me think

>>2432681
Hitler is a martyr

One of the great geniuses of all time, my personal hero

>>2436802
>le pure aryan

>>2432715
This

>>2432681
>What did he do wrong?

He probably shat himself, his clothes, and his hypospadias cock multiple times in his adult life... and enjoyed it too!!!

>>2432681
Didn't develop a long range strategic bomber and target one area of British industry. If he had focused entirely on Britain he could have knocked them out before the inevitable war with the soviets started, and then could have focused all his efforts on fighting the Russians.

>>2436802
civic nationalism in an ethnic homogenious country with low immigration is preferable to ethnic nationalism

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Lets see

>obsessed like a retard/child with Disney
>liberal arts student
>immigrant
>drug addict
>obsessed with his dog
>autist tier vegetarian, couldn't see anybody eating meat without talking about how animals are "tortured" for "banal human pleasure"
>called himself a "pragmatist" and hated religion (*tips fedora*) but made his own OC donut steel religion based on himself
>the stupid hipster moustache

desu, I don't know how the Nazi party started to following him

>>2437144
>thought that constant war was somehow a stable way to run a state
works for USA tho

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>>2432681

He didn't stay on his designated shitposting board.

>>>/pol/

Saged and reported.

>>2432684
/thread

>>2438622
He wasn't a liberal arts student.
1. Art isn't a liberal art
2. He didn't actually get into art school.

>>2432706
Nationalism is retarded.
Racism however is not.