WILLY

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NICKY

>>2431811

>It's a Germany panders to Muslims episode

Was Willy that bad? Or is it a meme? I can't help but pity the guy.

>>2431910

He meant well, but he was pretty fucking bad.

Good lad, awful Kaiser.

>>2431910
Both dudes pretty much teeter between the edge of meme bad and actual bad. Willy's the guy who tried gunboat diplomacy with an inferior navy, and Nicky's the guy who couldn't even carry out his own coronation without things fucking up.

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GEORGIE

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>>2431811
NICKY

>>2431937

>Be Kaiser Willy
>Try to destroy the British Empire by promoting radical Islam throughout India and the Ottoman sphere
>Can't even get weapons or propaganda to Indian/Muslim Nationalists
>Go through the effort of looking like a maniac by parading through Jerusalem and being named an honorary Muslim only to gain a shit-tier ally in WW1 that only joined the war because of a false-flag
>The terrorists you sponsored in India fuck up so badly that they actually make Indians more loyal to Britain
>Publicly go all in behind Austria before you know the extent they're going to chimp out

JUST
U
S
T

>>2431977
>check em

>>2431990
>The terrorists you sponsored in India fuck up so badly that they actually make Indians more loyal to Britain
details?

>>2431910
It's a meme. He wasn't significantly worse than the other monarchs; not to mention that he was in a much more difficult situation.

>>2432644
Apparently, from what I remember from TheGreatWar, there was some kind of terrorist group whose name I can't remember tying down British Indian forces during 1915.

Never heard that Germany was backing them, though. Evidence or didn't happen.

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>willy

>>2431811
His greatest crime was being hated by Edward VII.

>>2431874
>tfw germany set up a special camp just for muslims in ww1

GRANDMA

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Once upon a time at the foot of a great mountain
There was a town where the people known as Happyfolk lived
Their very existence a mystery to the rest of the world
Obscured, as it was, by great clouds
Here they played out their peaceful lives
Innocent of the litany of excessive violence that was growing in the world below
To live in harmony with the spirit of the mountain called Monkey was enough
Then one day, Strangefolk arrived in the town
They came in camouflage, hidden behind dark glasses, but no one noticed them
They only saw shadows you see, without the truth to the eyes
The happy folk were blind

Falling out of airplanes and hiding out in holes
Waiting for the sunset to come, people going home
Jump out from behind them and shoot them in the head
Now everybody dancing, the dance of the dead
The dance of the dead, the dance of the dead

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In time, the Strangefolk found their way into the higher reaches of the mountain
And it was there that they found the caves of unimaginable sincerity and beauty
By chance, they stumbled upon the place where all good souls come to rest
The Strangefolk, they coveted the jewels in these caves above all things
And soon they began to mine the mountain
It's rich seam fueling the chaos of their own world

Meanwhile, down in the town, the Happyfolk slept restlessly
Their dreams invaded by shadowy figures digging away at their souls
Every day, people would wake and stare at the mountain
Why was it bringing darkness into their lives?

And as the strange folk mined deeper and deeper into the mountain
Holes began to appear
Bringing with them a cold and bitter wind that chilled the very soul of the Monkey
For the first time, the Happyfolk felt fearful
For they knew that soon the monkey would stir from it's deep sleep
Then there came a sound, distant first, that grew into castrophany so immense
That it could be heard far away in space
There were no screams, there was no time
The mountain called monkey had spoken
There was only fire, and then
Nothing

Oh little town in USA, the time has come to see
There's nothing you believe you want
But where were you when it all came down on me?
Did you call me out?

>>2434658
The Ghadar conspiracy?

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I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming on
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
Yeah, ha-ha
Finally, someone let me out of my cage
Now time for me is nothing 'cause I'm counting no age
Now I couldn't be there
Now you shouldn't be scared
I'm good at repairs
And I'm under each snare
Intangible
Bet you didn't think so I command you to
Panoramic view
Look, I'll make it all manageable
Pick and choose
Sit and lose
All you different crews
Chicks and dudes
Who you think is really kickin' tunes?
Picture you gettin' down in a picture tube
Like you lit the fuse
You think it's fictional?
Mystical? Maybe
Spiritual
Hero who appears in you to clear your view when you're too crazy
Lifeless
To those the definition for what life is
Priceless
To you because I put you on the hype shit
You like it?
Gun smokin' righteous with one toke
You're psychic among those
Possess you with one go

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I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming on
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless but not for long
The future (that's right) is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
The essence, the basics
Without, did you make it?
Allow me to make this
Child-like in nature
Rhythm
You have it or you don't, that's a fallacy
I'm in them
Every sprouting tree
Every child of peace
Every cloud and sea
You see with your eyes
I see destruction and demise (that's right)
Corruption in disguise
From this fuckin' enterprise
Now I'm sucked into your lies
Through Russel, not his muscles but percussion he provides
For me as a guide
Y'all can see me now 'cause you don't see with your eye
You perceive with your mind
That's the inner
So I'ma stick around with Russ' and be a mentor
Bust a few rhymes so motherfuckers remember where the thought is
I brought all this
So you can survive when law is lawless (right here)
Feelings, sensations that you thought was dead
No squealing, remember that it's all in your head

>>2431811

May he reign in heaven. WE LOVE YOU!

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>>2431811
>>2431846
WILLY and NICKY