Can we talk about the foundation of Israel without /pol/ memes?

>>2424282

Probably not.

>>2424450
this. You have better chances baiting someone with a rabid statement and hope someone with some sense will bite to counter the /pol/sters

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>>2424450
This I believe quite truly my relatives.

>>2424282
It's only interesting points for me was their formation of their military.
E.g. Literally having to go to the black market for obsolete French S35s.

Why was Palestine chosen as a place for Israel? Was it all just because of "muh God's promised land"?

>>2425166
The Zionists considered some other places like Uganda, but ultimately concluded that no one would take them seriously if they just claimed some random land rather than a place where they at least had some historic connection

A backward unwashed Haredi rabbi settler and Shas voter was teaching a class on Joel Teitelbaum, known traitor.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Teitelbaum and accept that he was the most Jewish being the world has ever known, even greater than Moses!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, secular, Zionist IDF champion who had served 1500 tours of duty in Gaza and understood the necessity of secular democracy and fully supported all military decision made by the Jewish State stood up and held up a portrait of David Ben-Gurion.
”Who is this man, pinhead?”

The arrogant rabbi smirked quite Hasidically and smugly replied “Ben-Gurion is not MY messiah, you stupid Zionist”

”Wrong. Ben-Gurion realized G-d's plan to give this land back to its rightful owners”

The rabbi was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and his shtreimel. He stormed out of the room crying those Hasidic crocodile tears. The same tears Haredis cry when they see the nightclubs and gaybars of Tel-Aviv. There is no doubt that at this point our rabbi wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a subversive preacher!

The students applauded and all registered Hatnuah that day and accepted Tzipi Livni as their leader. An eagle named “Chaim Weizmann” flew into the room and perched atop the Israeli Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. G-d himself then showed up and enacted a two-state solution.

The rabbi lost his congregation and was fired the next day. He died of dysentery on his settler commune which was later bulldozed to make room for an Arab neighborhood.

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>>2425177
>The Zionists considered some other places like Uganda

That was just propaganda, the goal was always taking over Palestine, which was patently obvious back in 1917;

"His Majesty's government view with favour the establishment in Palestine of a national home for the Jewish people, and will use their best endeavours to facilitate the achievement of this object, it being clearly understood that nothing shall be done which may prejudice the civil and religious rights of existing non-Jewish communities in Palestine, or the rights and political status enjoyed by Jews in any other country."

-- Balfour Declaration Nov.1917 --