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350 word essay due tomorrow on the whole history of the byzantine empire. can someone give me a quick rundown? this is 30% of my final grade so please be serious
>>2413396
350 words for a final essay? wtf
>>2413396
lol, that's like 2 pages max OP. You should be able to get that shit done in an afternoon with wikipedia.
>>2413404
It's an introduction and a conclusion.
>>2413409
He only has 350 words
And he doesn't have much time
So iirc You can be ok if you are in 10% above or below total word count
Which is 335 words at a minimum
He should just stick with the conclusion and forget the rest
Here's a quick rundown
>West-Rome bowed to Byzantine
>Were in contact with aliens
>Possessed psychic-like abilities
>Controlled the mediterranean with an iron but fair fist
-Owned castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Would have bankrolled the first cities on Mars (Byzantgrad would have been the first city)
>Owned 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies would have been in all likelihood Byzantine babies
>All emperors are said to have had 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an empire that will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>It owned Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>If you lived during hat time, you likely would have had have Byzantbots inside you
>Byzantine was in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. What do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Byzantine bunker in Wilkes land?
>All citizens learned fluent French in under a week
>Kingdoms entrusted their gold reserves with Byzantine. There was no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Constantinopole
>The empire was about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, it was a timeless empire existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. Nobody knew their ultimate plans yet. Everybody hoped they were benevolent beings
Never ever trust in Latin jews.
Ok, here's the deal
>Byzantines were disgusting barbarians until 1204
>Venetians tried to bring them the light of civilization
>The stupid greek monkeys attacked the Venetian diplomatic mission
>Venice had to take Constantinople over
>A beautiful, prosperous empire was established afterwards
>The greeks destroyed it later
>Venice had to withdraw from Constantinople
And they spiraled downwards until the Byzameme empire was finally taken over in 1453
>>2413455
this is great. im gonna use it word for word but that means i have to write the last 60 words myself...FUCK
>>2413455
seconding this!