Why is Christianity so shit,

>>2410033
Why are Roman gods so shit, compared to Greek gods?

>>2410045
Why are they all so shit compared to Prometheus ?

>>2410033
>compared to the original roman gods?
If it's shit, why are there no roman gods worshipers?

>>2410052
Same reason there probably won't be jewbus Christ worshippers in the year 3000

>>2410033
>Roman gods
Literally the same thing as men, just random dudes except they don't die and have Marvel tier superpowers. Just shit. Meanwhile Biblical God is almost Lovecraftian in nature, completely incomprehensible by mortals.

>>2410058
>year 3000
More like year 2100

>Roman gods
>Original

Why didn't the Roman gods stop Rome from becoming Christian?

The Judeo-Christian god is a boring Mary-Sue.

>>2410033
Mainly because the gods being a load of incesteous, drunkard fucks is context in which the world makes sense than some omnipotent, omnibenevolent guy who builds people from the ground up to be hateful.

>>2410068
>gaytheist delusions

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>>2410033
Because Roman gods (as with most European Pagan religions) have personality, and Mars, for example, was even a rapist.
The Christian god is a dark, faceless and omnipresent being who does not enjoy feasting or drinking, but sets heavy rules on the lives of people and demands discipline.

>>2410058
Im pretty sure there wont be any atheists by 3000. They don't tend to breed.

>>2410915
The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, 'Here is a glutton and a drunkard, a friend of tax collectors and sinners.' But wisdom is proved right by her deeds."

- Matthew 11:19

>>2410033
because christianity is inherently universal which makes it both more boring and more dangerous than "subjective" pagan religions

>>2410033
God is the least interesting character in the Bible. He's easily overshadowed by Adam and Eve, Cain and Able, Noah, Jacob, Solomon, Samson, Moses and the Pharorah, and even Jesus.

>>2410033
Because the Jews