History YLYL and more things like pic related.
The normies that make these now call them "memes", son
>>2407264
Everyone knows it was raining, armored Calvary got bogged down in the mud, fell down, archers ran up with daggers and knifed them frenchies in the throat.
>>2407264
I'll contribute
Ok, I'm done
>>2407626
>/pol/
>>2407631
I'd argue it's history. The whole "stab in the back" myth propagated by the Nazis contributed to WW2 and the Holocaust. When, in reality, The picture is correct on why they lost.
>>2407631
It's not though
>>2407346
>armoured cavalry
>playing anything more than a minor role at Agincourt
>>2407581
Kek
>>2407578
Lmao, still dragoons > hussara
>>2408808
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>>2407581
Enrico wouldn't have pulled the lever if the crusaders payed him the money they owed
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>>2408854
I love these
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>>2408822
Brits shouldn't be allowed to exist.
>>2408816
>we used to be Romans and shit
No, we use to be better.
>>2408906
agree 100%
>>2408905
don't get this one
>>2408915
It's just a bad parody of "Bazinga"
>>2407584
>>2408912
Being a barbaric savage is better?
>>2408935
We wuz free and shiet
>>2408935
We were FREE
>>2408912
Wish we could turn back time...
>>2407346
>Calvary
Most of the french advanced on foot though, both at Potiers and Agincourt.
>>2407552
Horse needs the "my feet hurt" and it'll be perfext
>>2408976
I think you mean "hooves"
>>2408025
nice
>>2408879
Das good
>>2408979
Nahh, feet. It'll be funny and piss off the horsefags out there.
>>2408848
DO IT AGAIN, BOMBER HARRIS
>>2408998
They wouldn't mind, horses are a noble animal after all
>>2409014
desu senpai
>>2409007
>horses
>noble animal
Say that the next time they try to eat you alive. Fucking carnivorous assholes.
>>2409022
Nice dubs, but the chart is all wrong.
>>2409241
tbqh the dubs confirmed the chart is right
>>2407546
fucking bastardos, seleucid empire was not cucked, they lost Asia Minor and paye indemnity, so what? they still conquered South Syria and Antiochus IV Epiphane was king of Aegyptus, check you roman privileges fucking kakos
does anyone have the don't come to school tomorrow with the ides of march?
It said "some rivers were never meant to be crossed."
Please!
>>2407632
who dat
>>2410221
well looks like it's nero
>>2410259
what's the last pic about?
>>2410826
Golden circle. A slave state pipe dream to take the entire Caribbean rim by force as a way to balance out the growing number of free territories.
>>2410854
Brilliant, thanks m8
>>2411286
no, it's tumblr level shit
>>2407626
>Italy help
The German commander asked his aid,
- how many troops are there?
- Sir there are 10 000 Italians, 20 000 brits and 5 000 Americans! The commander quickly replies, .very well we will need 40 000 Germans to beat back the Italians, the Brits and the Americans! -Sir the Italians are on our side!
-Alright, we will need 50 000 German soldiers.
>>2408912
>we used to be white niggers who wiped their asses with leaves and went around sacrificing eachother for gods and living like animals
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>>2408866
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Revised edition
>>2411827
You know it's always been purple.
>>2408845
fucking furries caused ww1!!!!!!
>>2408912
???
>>2408921
>colorised
>still black and white
>>2407264
>>2408845
Franz wasn't driving
>>2412913
That's what makes it funny.
>>2412433
>lisa on the right
>>2407806
That's the point son. Due to the conditions and the English deployment, as well as French incompetence, their heavy cavalry, which they usually rely on to decide battles for them, played a minor role, as opposed to breaking the English line immediately. The majority of the French advanced on foot because the majority of soldiers in any army in Western European history has been made up of majority infantry. Even particularly cavalry-heavy and -reliant armies like those of France.
>>2408822
>more hatred for the Irish
I kek'd heartily.
>>2411775
kek
>>2407571
I love that meme
>>2407264
>>2408822
I'm surprised there isn't
>Repressed sexual desire for the French
>>2408808
The Nazi's didn't surrender tho
>>2412015
Memri TV is essentially cherrypicked excerpts from Arabian tv that are translated by Israelis to make arabs look bad.
But yeah, it's hilarious.
>>2412913
It's mario driving
>>2409014
Kek'd
>>2413364
Is this a /v/ meme, /his/ meme or maybe both?
>>2408912
>proceeds to lose every other fight he had against the Romans
>murdered by his own tribesman
Truly the greatest of people.
>>2413269
Never post this again
>>2408832
that's so retarded, it's actually funny
>>2410211
I only have this
>>2407546
Ave, my name is Gundemar.
I'm a 27 year old Gothic Foederatus (a mercenary of Latins for you simpletons). I translate Vergilian epic and lyric poetry on my wax tablet, and spend my days reading superior Latin classics (Aeneid, The Conquest of Gaul, Meditations).
I train with my scutum everyday, this superior shield can stop any barbarian arrow or spear-thrusts over a thousand times, and is superior to any other kind of shield in the world. I completed my palos training two years ago, and i'm getting better everyday.
I speak Latin fluently, both Septentrional and Meridional dialect. I write fluently as well. I know everything about Latin history and their Twelve Tables, which I follow 100%.
When I get my citizenship, I am moving to Ravenna to join a fabulous bathhouse to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a Tribunus or even a Magister!
I own several tunics, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Italia so I can fit in easier. I bow to all beautiful and handsome puella and speak Latin to them as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in the empire!
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>>2415116
>no one has figured out that I wrote tendies in punic on hannibals helmet
>>2415135
>no one has figured out that I wrote tendies in punic on hannibals helmet
>>2407649
I see this meme all the time but this is the first time I noticed the severed hand lol
Also the pompeii graffiti are really funny
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
>>2415174
Too soon.
F.
When you don't pay the danegeld
>>2408848
do it again bomber Harris
>>2408848
do it again Bomber Harris
>>2415531
is that from the german invasion of norway?
>>2415657
nvm read the filename im dumb af
>>2412015
On one hand, it's literally Jewish propaganda against arabs. On the other, it's damn funny.
Watch it.
>>2412015
>>2408961
To the good old days...
>>2415531
>original Whitehead torpedo sinks heavy cruiser
[laughter]
>>2407552
>historic spurdo
Can't weight to get into Finnish history.
>>2414254
can I get a quick rundown?
>>2407586
>Albania not included
I cri
>>2408848
do it again bomber harris
>>2408912
Daily reminder the Germans haven't won a real war since 1871
>>2410259
>golden circle reference
>my sides
>>2411801
>>2412090
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>>2416165
We wuz the Holy Roman Empire.
>>2416193
>>2414343
>proceeds to lose every other fight he had against the Romans
I don't recall him ever being outright beaten, but even if we take that into account, nothing was ever conquered.
Legio XXVII, XXVIII and XXIX, as well as Cohorts of Auxiliaries and support units were utterly stomped by him, and it was Rome's greatest defeat ever, the Romans were scared shitless. 30,000 men completely gone.
Later 80,000 men were sent, they also couldn't beat them and were pushed back.
Germans, if unified under one goal, are an (almost) unbeatable force, this was clearly demonstrated by Arminius and Hitler, don't underestimate the Germans.
>>2416270
You haven't won a non-colonial war since 1871
>>2408822
>dreams of being roman
Haha nikka every muh heritage fag in britain claims to be either a saxon or a celt
>>2416270
Germanicus soundly beat Arminius in every major battle, he only wasn't finished off because he kept running away.
>>2416270
>Germans, if unified under one goal, are an (almost) unbeatable force
>this was clearly demonstrated by Arminius and Hitler
>Nazi Germany is literally the embodiment of chat shit get hit
>Germans don't understand the concept of grand strategy and think everything is muh K/D
Yea no. German military prowess is the biggest meme in the 19th-20th centuries and needs to stop. Sure they fight well on a tactical level but Germany has the uncanny ability to not comprehend strategy or grand strategy at all. In a real fight Germany is pretty meh tier, the more grandiose the conflict the worse they perform.
>Inb4 but muh america, soviet union, shitaly
Part of war is picking your friends and enemies, most wars are won or lost long before troops deploy. Germany just happens to be the most retarded nation at finding friends.
>>2416323
stop posting
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>>2412090
sandnigger blud
>>2408852
You joke but...
http://www.culturalrevolutioncookbook.com/
>>2415166
>Volkssturm
>>2416270
>Who is Germanicus
>Literally beats him several times, recovers some Eagle standards, buries the dead at Teutoburg, and nearly came close to conquering Germany were it not fucking TIBERIUS YOU MOTHERFUCKER I HATE YOU SO MUCH TIBERIUS
>>2416270
Thats a meme. The romans suffered before worse defeats, much worse. Carthago was the real enemy back then, hell even Mitridiates IV was more painful than the germs.
Varus was a fucking autistic idiot who gave those 3 legions a way to the death. It was all his fault, not Arminius achievement. Varus was incompetent af and germans got lucky with that.
>>2412015
>>2416323
I would say this is because Germany has never actually been a warlike nation, not in the sense their citizens all naturally understand the chaotic nature of warfare and how to handle it. As much of a meme as it sounds, German prowess in combat during the last two centuries have always stemmed from two things: Organization and order within a military force, and strength of industry. They're an example of having such an efficient manufacturing and research sector that they were essentially able to cover some of their other flaws in combat.
>>2417301
also, the only pre WW2 variant of germany that realy had a militaristic culture was prussia and the prussian dominated second reich, nazis sort of copied that, the rest of germany traditionaly was more about beer and religious squables and making stuff realy realy precisely
>>2407586
Bosniaks are literally just Muslim Croats and Serbs. Like the Hui Muslims in China actually just being Han Chinese, Bosniaks are Slavs.
>>2407631
This is anti-kraut tho
>>2411286
There are some good ones
>>2415967
The Bogpill
>>2416949
kek
>>2408824
>It was six-thirty in the evening. In the Palace of Venice, not the smallest sound of bustle. Two militiamen and an easygoing doorman guarded the entrance. It could be said that to enter the palace where Mussolini works is easier than having access to any Public Administration building ... Mussolini works in a huge suite made of marble and almost without furnishings. There he was, in a corner at the far end, behind his desk. He was far away, alone in the immensity of the room ... I knew him from the familiar posters: nearly always striking a military pose, saluting or haranguing. But Il Duce of the Palace of Venice was somebody else: with silver in his hair; with a subtle air of fatigue; with a certain tidy negligence in his civilian clothes. He was not the leader of rallies, but of a marvelous serenity. He spoke pausedly, enunciating every syllable. He had to deliver some instruction over the telephone and he did so in the calmest tone, without the least tinge of authoritarianism ... We chatted for about half an hour. Then he accompanied me to the door across the vast chamber ... Then he returned to his desk, slowly, to start his work afresh in silence. It was seven o'clock in the evening. Rome at the end of a working day spilled over onto the streets in the mild night. Il Corso was all bustle and conversation, like our own Alcala Street about the same hours. People walked into cafés or into the cinemas. It could be said that Il Duce alone remained at work beside the lamp on his desk in the corner of a large, empty apartment, keeping watch over his people, over Italy—whom he could hear in the distance, pulsating—as if over a small daughter. What apparatus of government, what system of checks and balances, counselors and assemblies, can replace that image of the hero turned father, who stays vigilant beside a small, perennial light on behalf of the laboring and of the leisure of his people?[
>>2408859
Fun fact: the christianization of Scandinavia began in the 10th century, while the first norse raids against Christian monasterys started in the 8th century.
>>2418290
>what is saxony
>>2415531
Germs really need to stay under the water or away from it entirely.
>>2416742
>TIBERIUS YOU MOTHERFUCKER I HATE YOU SO MUCH TIBERIUS
Fuck that, my ancestors might've been killed if the Romans ever conquered Germany.
>>2407571
I love this meme.
>>2408845
I don't recall him using glock.
>>2408906
Found the frog
>>2420578
Could be Irish
>>2408848
Do it again Bomber Harris!
>>2418877
>implying the glock model 1914 was a myth.
>>2408848
DO IT AGAIN BOMBER HARRIS
>>2408848
DO IT AGAIN BOMBER HARRIS
>>2418996
Hahahaha
>>2418867
BLYAT, MUH 60 GORILLION
>>2409014
>>2408923
this made me laugh
>>2420578
We don't care about you
>>2408923
>>2407632
fucking lol
>>2408848
do it again bomber harris
>>2409294
>>2408848
do it again Bomber Harris
>>2423278
Kek.
>>2407546
>>2408848
"do it again, Bomber Harris"
>>2423319
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>>2418030
>This is anti-kraut tho
/pol/ has dozens of anti-German threads every day.
>>2423329
>>2416165
You mean prussia which is no more,germans never won a war and never will.
>>2418996
This image is like the first /his/ meme and holy shit it has never failed me.
>>2423341
Martin Luther is great, he doesn't deserve to be on this picture.
>>2423379
And it doesn't even have all the crazy shit that went on.
http://www.hullwebs.co.uk/content/l-20c/disaster/dogger-bank/voyage-of-dammed.htm
>The "Kamchatka" eventually rejoined the fleet reporting that she had fired 300 shells in an engagement with three Japanese ships - the enemy vessels were actually a Swedish merchantman, a German trawler and a French schooner. For good measure as the fleet left Tangier one ship managed to cut the city's underwater telegraph cable with her anchor which prevented communication with Europe for four days.
>Having made contact, the fleet then proceeded to take on double loads of coal. These extra loads had to be stored on the decks, which caused coal dust to spread throughout the ships.
> the "Kamchatka" sent a new wave of panic throughout the fleet when she sent the wrong signal during a storm off the coast of Angola. Instead of issuing the code "We are all right now" the message "Do you see torpedo boats" was signaled.
>To lift their spirits, the crews collected exotic pets on shore visits - including a crocodile and a poisonous snake that caused a panic on one battleship when it wrapped itself around the guns and then bit the commanding officer. The fleet turned into a floating zoo as a bizarre menagerie of birds and animals was left free to roam the decks
>the cooling plant on the "Esperance", the fleet's refrigerated supply ship, broke down. A lot of rotting meat had to be jettisoned which resulted in the fleet being followed by sharks.
>Disease broke out with daily deaths from malaria, dysentery and typhoid. During the funeral for one of her dead, the "Kamchatka" fired a salute. Unfortunately a live shell was used which hit the cruiser "Aurora" which was by now becoming used to being a mobile target for Russian gunnery.
>The "Irtysh" was expected to be carrying ammunition for the fleet. When the cargo was unloaded it was found to comprise 12,000 pairs of fur-lined boots and a matching number of winter coats
>>2408848
do it again Bomber Harris