> Be African chief
> Heard Cecil Rhodes plotting to annex my lands to Cape Colony, a hellhole for any dark-skinned person, of whom my tribe happen to be
> "Hell no".
> Find two other guys with the same predicament
> Go to Britain, land of the white people themselves, to ask them not to annex our lands to the Cape Colony
> Manage to talk with Her Imperial Majesty Victoria and her Secretary of State for the Colonies, Joseph Chamberlain themselves
> Persuade them to not annex our lands to Cape Colony
> A small diplomatic victory, but one nonetheless
> Cecil Rhodes BTFO
> My descendants establish a peaceful and prosperous African state, weathering the HIV/AIDS pandemic, having been left largely untouched by the apartheid state south of their lands.
What other inspiring stories of a people's survival have you heard in history?
>statues representing african heros
>wear white man clothes
Haha this says everything
>>2406491
jeez highest hdi of sub saharan africa
WE WUZ DIPLOMATS N SHIET!
And how does the proud country of yours look like now?
>>2406587
But the whole point is that they didn't become part of South Africa?
>>2406518
>Bongs get BTFO by nig chiefs
>Only gain control of Botswana after they ask to join
>Let them leave in peace
He wore our clothes so we won!
>>2406587
not like that because that's south africa
>>2406587
/pol/fags are so retarded