Can /his/ please stop bullying Britain?

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>>2379656
Yes.

I always play as a 33rd Regiment unit in Mount and Blade: Napoleonic Wars.

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>>2379656
apologize for the british empire and your child

Eternal Anglo.

>>2379656
Embrace it. 4chan is a contrarian place, so if the history board tries to downplay your obvious significance it's just because they find the status quo to be boring.

>>2379656

Sorry dude. Italy and Argentina are the only places off limits.

Look on the bright side though at least you're not Germany.

>>2379743

Or France...

Fuckin frogs.

>>2379730
I think it's to balance out the extreme overrating of British influence through history in mainstream media (which is caused by the current US dominance and the fact that Britain being their "mother country" and first enemy, everything has to be about them even when they really werent that relevant)

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>>2379656

You have 90% of the world speaking the Kings language, anyone making fun of you is invalid.

Fight back you pussy! Bully them back like you boys bullied in the Boer wars!

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>>2379753

Our mother country? Ha we own the Earth! And the moon bitch!

>>2379656
No.

>>2379759
>You have 90% of the world speaking the Kings language, anyone making fun of you is invalid.

Except it's America that made English the international language after WW2
The fact fucking French was still more relevant than English at the height of the British "Empire" proves how pathetic Brits are

>>2379804
Sounds like you're just mad you were forced to learn anglish as a child in grammer school!

Because I definitely am.

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>>2379656
Fucking Perfidious Albion

>>2379656
No. You guys bully the world for centuries, now it's our turn to get a little pretty Payback

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>>2379730
I'm not significant, I'm Welsh, but they keep talking shit about my magnificent empire.

>>2379984
What do you expect, most of the fags here are American, do you really think they want to talk about their previous masters?

>>2379823
I'm Canadian
English is my native language

>>2379994
>be WASP
>spend half of my time on /his/ shilling for England

England is the worst country on the planet, except for all the other countries that aren't America.

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>>2380032
>England
I think you mean Great Britain friend

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>>2379971
h-ha ha great banter lad

>>2380069
can there be one without the other

>>2380114
Would there be a Great Britain without Wales or Scotland?

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>>2380132
THERE WOULD BE NO UNITED KINGDOM WITHOUT NORTHERN IRELAND

anglos aren't people

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When were you gonna apologize for those tea taxes?

>>2380141
Pierre or Patrick?

>>2380069
It still amuses me that Ireland the little bitch of the UK is represented on the flag yet Wales that has been chill for a pretty long time ain't represented.

>>2380138
I like you lads, I just wish Northern Ireland was 100% loyal rather than 55%. You're a pain in the arse as it is now.

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>>2380200
We have always been a pain in the arse to be honest.

>>2380194
That's because its just British. You can meme all you want but the isles including Scotland and Ireland have been British for hundreds of years.

>>2380209
If the Ulster Covenant came around again today, I'd sign it 2bh. Just wish you'd deported all the paddies in the 20s when you had the chance and evacuated all the protestants in Ireland to take their place.

As it stand the best place to find British patriotism is in Northern Ireland and that's why I like you.

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>>2380252
Patriotism has always been essential in borderlands.

>>2379778
Yeah, does this have nothing to do with the USA being an anglo republic, founded for anglos, by anglos, on anglo principles speaking anglo words.

+the UK politely ceded global hegemony to the USA during WW2 because it's exhausting to be frank with you. We retired, you run the firm now, sure beats ruskies or chinks - but come on lad, we were better at it than you will ever be.

>>2380376
>politely ceded
You mean became completely impotent after it blown the fuck out by a bunch of rice eating gooks in their colonies and by krauts on the continent.
The sooner Shitain dies the better for mankind so we won't have to suffer your rotten teeth and catastrophic poverty anymore.

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>>2380150
Ratko

>mfw we thought all these pro-Napoleon and anti-british threads were made by frogs when it was the Eternal Kebab Remover all along

>>2380399
Leave the Briton alone, Britain did greater things then we could never possibly imagine for our country.

t. Anglophile American

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>be Polish
>enjoy reading about western European history
>western Europeans always mock me because our lowest class peasants (equal to your chavs) are acting like niggers abroad

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>>2380466
i still love you polan

>>2380424
>Anglophile American
>actually admitting to being a complete cuckold
Neck yourself

>>2380466
The time will come when Poland saves the West again, lad. I'm sure of it.

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>>2380520
>>>/pol/

>>2380530
>>>/bongistan/

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>>2380534
>>>/barbarians/

>>2380530
>>2380534
You seem like a good lad I'd welcome you to our land of bongs.

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>>2380194
there ya go

>>2380194
>>2380212
Wales isn't on the flag for aesthetic reasons. It's convoluted already.

>>2379656
Only when you stop being absolute cunts to others in literally every other boards.

>>2380913
FOY

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>>2380913
That's Australia though, the Brits tried to get rid of them by throwing them on a shitty island with a bunch of poisonous animals and a big ass desert covering most of the territory but they were able to survive on pure shitposting for hundreds of years

>>2380926
Actually no, Aussies are blunt but they aren't severe assholes like Britons.

>>2380936
Can you be more rude?

>>2380926
>>2380925
>American
No. British people are annoying in 4chan and IRL too. Nobody likes you actually.

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>>2379746

>>2380940
Honestly, I would like Britain if y'all weren't mean to me. Y'all all are mean to me so I'm simply repaying the favor.

Sorry Nigel.

>>2380971
It's because you keep typing "Y'all"

>>2380968
What did God mean when he gave France and England these shapes?

>>2380987
That's it teanigger, that was the last straw. You ain't got what it takes to make friends.

It's over, it's done with, diplomatically y'all are fucking faggots.

So fuck off.

>>2380999
That's not the shape of England.

>>2381009
>We are not English!!!! Freeduuuuuuuuuuuuuum!!!!

The whole island is England, deal with it

>>2381018
delete

>>2380194
>>2380843
The real reason is because Wales was legally considered as part of England at the time the flag was created, so they were represented by the English portion of the flag instead of getting their own like Scotland and later Ireland did.

>>2379680
Let Australia apologize for itself.

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>>2381004

>>2380376
Has to be bait, but I'll take a bite.

USA was founded by anglos using French, Roman and Greek Philosophy.

Your navy was decent, army kind blew.
USA has the best and biggest Military the world has seen.

Fact is your Empire Expanded far greater than any other Empire. You were the last true Empire to call itself and Empire, and you were too ahead of your time. Had you the technology and capacity to hold onto America and the rest of the world you'd be the best today.

But America will always be better. We realized this and left you for a reason.

>>2380376
When the US was an Anglo country it was a literal backwater in the middle of assfuck. German immigrants made it into a superpowerm if not for them America would remain an irrelevant shithole like Canada.

>>2382634

Hmmm. Nothing to do with the population size difference, it was all down to a few sausage guzzlers. Makes total sense, you sound smart.

>>2382648
>muh population
India has 1 billion people, why aren't they relevant?

>>2382664

India is not a developed country.

Canada has a similar GDP per capita to the USA, if it had a similar size population then it would also be a superpower.

Are you really this retarded?

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>>2382674
>per capita
Blow it out your ass

>>2382674
>Canada
>superpower

Thanks for the laff

>>2382700
>>2382702

I'm not sure what the point of either of these posts was.

>>2379669
>the 33rd
kek
If you want autism, join the 65y and insuly the tory party and toffs in general.

>>2379669
>Not playing as a 95th Green Jacket,

kys, you fucking normie

>>2379804
>French was still more relevant than English at the height of the British "Empire" [citation needed] [dubious—discuss]

>>2380028
Part of growing up is making peace with those with authority over you, kid. You don't have to prove anything! Just because you were born in one of the colonies doesn't mean you'll be an irrelevant leaf forever!

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>>2379804
Bullllllshit.

No doubt that America helped, but I think the fact that Britain controlled a quarter of the world's land mass, and therefore a ridiculously large number of people, had slightly more to do with it.

>>2382881
One of my dad's friends got in a massive fight with the Royal Green Jackets during an exercise.

Basically went like this:
>multi national exercise
>danish conscripts supposed to hold some farm or manor
>green jackets supposed to take it
>conscripts fortify their position and get ready
>green jackets just storming them head on
>using themselves as bridges across the wire
>conscript gets nervous
>rifle butts the first green jacket square in the face
>green jackets see this
>theseladswannafight.exe
>exercise goes full contact and several people are hospitalized on both sides
>conscripts feeling butthurt about getting beat up
>encounter jackets after exercise
>said it was the best exercise they had ever had and then they get drunk together
>wasn't so bad after all

>>2382898
>but I think the fact that Britain controlled a quarter of the world's land mass, and therefore a ridiculously large number of people, had slightly more to do with it.

Then you're an ignorant AND an idiot
Never forget that quality > quantity
Ruling over tons of irrelevant third world shitholes barely mattered in an era when Europe was the center of the world
Do you think English was suddenly relevant because millions of brown people in remote places could kinda speak it? Not at all

French remained the international language
Not because France was any more powerful or influencial than Britain in that era (they werent) but because the ammount of power and influence Britain had was not nearly enough to shaken the tradition (unlike post-WW2 America that saw an unprecedented ammount of both)
During the height of the British Empire, English was literally irrelevant outside of the British Empire
No one could fucking speak it
When Russians and Japanese officials met in 1905, they spoke in French
When German officials adressed British ones in 1914, they did in French
When Italian, German and Dutch civilians adressed US troops during WW2, they did in French

It isnt until the US domination after WW2 that English spread outside of the British Empire (and thus in the civilized world) thank to American mass media (hollywood, music and more recently, the internet) being exported everywhere

>>2382881
>not playing as the gallant forty twa

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>>2380520
>being surprised that a McMongrel is a cuckold

>>2380424
Lets not go that far.

>>2383271

>During the height of the British Empire, English was literally irrelevant outside of the British Empire

Do you realize how retarded your argument is? "English was FUCKING irrelevant because it was ONLY relevant to 30% of the world's population HAHA LMAO allons enfant de la patrie"

>>2383389
But in reality how many of them spoke English

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Britain has basically won all of history. The country will forever trigger frogs, amerilards and nazis.

>>2383556
I'm not British, but I'm a big britaboo, I think Britain gets shit because people are unhappy about being outclassed and eclipsed by a naval power with a below average army record.

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>>2379984
Soon

>>2383574
AYE SIWMAE

>>2383574
One guy in /mbg/ took over the whole 1257 map as the Welsh desu

>>2383606
And Rourke's Drift.

The Welsh are criminally underrated.

>>2383616
I looked up Rourke's Drift but all I could find is a battle in the Anglo-Zulu War. What'd the Welsh do there?

>>2383636
The British forces in the battle were largely Welsh.

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>>2383636
It was a Welsh regiment, but most men there were actually English, there were also some Scots and Irish thrown in.

But who cares?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSEU5zHgcTc

>>2382898
English was barely spoken in most parts of the empire. In fact people are learning english in most Brittish colonies because the US. If the US population spoke German, more people would speak German in former Brittish colonies than English

>>2383389
>30% of the world's population
More like 2%. Only the elites in most colonies had any grasp of English. And only 11% of the people if the former Brittish empire currently speaks english as a second language. In the colonial time that percentage was even lower

>>2383389
>Muh percentage!!!!

How relevant are Mandarin and Hindi right now?

>>2383556
It's a double sense obsession
For browsing flag boards a lot, I see brits getting triggered by these countries more often than the opposite

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Why do frogs feel like they can compare themselves to Britain because their despotic midget barely managed to hold on to some of the European continent for about 10 years. While Britain on the other hand ruled over the entire Indian continent, large swaths of Africa, and founded some of the most prosperous countries on the planet.

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>>2384123
>Indian continent

What next?
The Brasilian continent?

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>>2384123
>their despotic midget barely managed to hold on to some of the European continent for about 10 years. While Britain on the other hand ruled over the entire Indian continent, large swaths of Africa

Yeah, because it's well known that conquering a bunch of brown people that live in mudhuts and fight with spears is so much harder than conquering the most advanced continent on Earth....

>>2384218
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_subcontinent

>>2384233
Not an argument.

>>2384528
Not an accomplishment.

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>>2382631
>USA was founded by anglos using French, Roman and Greek Philosophy.

In what way was the republic predicated on French philosophy? The USA draws on the exalted culture of antiquity, but no more so, in fact probably less so than England. Don't go thinking Washington was Lycurgus born again because you have a senate and a more marbly capital.

England's ascension is genuinely remarkable and will roar out in the annals of history for as long as it is read. That the southern half of a small dank, fen ridden Island on the cold and isolated side of the European continent seceded from Catholicism, was born again and in it's Elizabethan states-craft transitioned from a place of near total irrelevance to a powerhouse in every sense of the word, that within a couple centuries, it would count among it's dominions: India in it's entirety and Africa from the Cape to Cairo, that they would have a navy so unbridled, they could lay claim to Ellesmere and New Zealand at once is an unparalleled and perhaps unsurpassable achievement.

Compare this to the USA, an enormous expanse practically littered with cornucopias with no real opposition, a vast pacific AND Atlantic coast, every advantage England fought and toiled for, simply afforded to you, and a great many others - and look what you've become...

But hay you have a stockpile of 4,000 nuclear warheads that you'll never use and a population who will not let you win a war, am I really supposed to be impressed?

Scotland deserves to be Scandinavian

>>2382648
New Spain outpopulated The british colonies

>>2385888
>first to nuclear weapons, antibiotics, the internet, the telephone, alternating current, and the big mac
>not impressive

I understand that jealousy is a very strong emotion, but it is never a pretty one.

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>>2379656
no :^)

>>2385888
>Elizabethan states-craft transitioned from a place of near total irrelevance to a powerhouse in every sense of the word
Simply delusion. Until Cromwell England was still an irrelevant craphole. And in the XVIII century it was far from a powerhouse. The Napoleonic wars just put Britian in a priviledge position and skyrocket from there. Britain would later be surprassed by both the US and Germany in the beginning of the XX century

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>>2379656
You deserves it to be honest.

>>2380194
Wales is represented by the st georges cross now fuck off who gives a fuck about wales, it would be either ruining it with an ugly dragon or a BLACK AND YELLOW cross. N.I. is in Ireland so there is noreason to remove st. Patricks cross.

/his/ has a huge /pol/ population. Thank the tripfags in the britpol threads for the anti anglo stuff.

Want a thread about ireland? Sorry, Britfags need to wave their cocks around.
Thread about scotland? Nope.
France? USA? An Empire other than britain? Germany? Literally anything?
No, the brits have to tell you how much they matter.

My family have been bogniggers for centuries and I have the utmost admiration for the british empire, as well as for the men who managed to free Ireland from Britain back in the day.

I love England, and while I dont see any real british future in Ireland in the long run I hope to christ i see a good relationship between us and you guys.

The literal only British things I hate are those brutish loyalist NEETs in the north and all those fucking chinese tourists that infest London every time I visit.

I don't support Anglo bullying but I don't support cancerous "WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING ABOUT US" faggotry.

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>>2379656
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UM9eObfOWq4

>>2388235
>he thinks we care about Ireland

>>2383594
Longbow legacy when?

>>2388274
You don't care about it until someone suggests that your last bastion of britishness on this rock is about to fall to our fat fenian cocks

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>>2387946
Anglos need to be bullied back into sea

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>>2379656
No

>>2386820
>first to antibiotics and the telephone
>American

Wut?

Britain is wholly responsible for the disaster that is the middle east

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>>2386820
obligatory pic related.
>alternative current.
The first alternator was invented by a french 50 years before Tesla and Edison works.
>antibiotics
You lost me on this one, I don't think there is a single american who contributed to the creation of artificial antibiotics, let alone be the first one who did.

>>2381166
>Edward I conquered wales
>known as Hammer Of The Scots
Why.

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>>2379656
It’s hard not to… after Mosley it’s been downhill since then.

>>2389557
Wales was over way too quickly, so he spent the rest of his life beating down Scots.

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>>2379656
Not until you relearn the virtues of freedom and individuality you've lost over the centuries

>Tfw Britain became Europified while the USA retained Anglo-Saxon values
I want to like Britain, but God you people make it hard

>>2379656
If you stop bullying Germany.

>>2389595
>>2391238
Truly awful yankposts.
>>2391448

>>2389595
The 8 ball to the left should have its dick plopped on UKball's forehead.

>>2391461
Truth stings, doesn't it, bong?

>>2388349
You know I highly doubt that Paddy, mostly due to the fact that you couldn't do it for 80+ years now.

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>>2383574
>>2383594

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>>2391612
oh my god anon no
why did you do this

>>2391238
Why are americunts even allowed to post on this board

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>>2389350

>its a "europoor tries to claim some literally who who made some shitty glider is the inventor of the airplane" post

>>2391654
Because this is an American website

>>2379656
I only bully Protestants who lie about their Glorious Revolution

> Breton Cambro Norman Catholic

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>>2388235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkDKt-sl2SE

>>2391632
Because the Welsh will dominate the world.

>>2385888
>England's ascension is genuinely remarkable and will roar out in the annals of history for as long as it is read
I wonder how the Anglosphere will be perceived in 1000 years
>UK
>Ireland
>USA
>Canada
>Australia
>NZ
>Rhodesia (F)