What material did the common man use to masturbate to before

>not just fucking a whore

?

Pre-modern man used imagination for almost everything. These days we see everything in front of us. Don't you miss the days when you could just think about a girl and fap off?

>>2374688
Masturbation is a recent phenomenon. Up until recently people just boned or raped or got hookers. The squeamishness of the current age, unmatched in the totality of human history, has changed all that

>>2374688
>men who had no access to a woman of their own
There weren't such men pretty much, everyone had a wife.

>>2374712
dude.

this guy gets it.

>>2374692
>>2374713
>>2374717
These.

Wife, hooker, or farm animal.

He fucked a whore.

That's what they're for.

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>>2374712
>implying i dont use my imagination to wack off

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>>2374713
Wrong, retard. Do you a little bit of reading before you post.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_masturbation#Ancient_history

>>2374713
>Masturbation is a recent phenomenon.
Really now.

>>2374713
get a load of this guy. just because sex is not as easily available as it once was doesn't mean masturbation was some unique phenomenon to modern times

>>2374713
m8 there is extremely old art of people jacking off

>>2374712
It's a problem for me. Those days of childhood were awesome.

>>2374817

Forged by the devil.

All he wants is to see strong muscular hands...move up and...down...the..shaft...

>>2374713
>Masturbation is a recent phenomenon.

Chimps, baboons, dolphins and other animals all masturbate.

You'd think that somewhere between us discovering fire and us discovering quantum mechanics we'd have figured out that if we rub our dicks or clits with our hands it feels pretty good.

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man used to have a for skin , makes it real ez to jerk off with no lube or device.

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>>2374688

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>>2374688

One more.

>>2374912

Since the dawn of time, man has desired a woman with cantelopes for boobs.

>>2374899

Honestly I couldn't imagine life without the foreskin.

I guess it might let you last longer (at the cost of some raw pleasure).

>>2374688
They waged war, or just raped. Are you talking about prehistory when man slept in caves? Or before the iron age? We need specifics my man.

>>2374907
>>2374912

Omfg.... Sauce!!!

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>>2374712

>Implying I didn't just play legend of Zelda ocarina of time and look at the boobs of the Spirit Temple Boss when she was stunned.

>implying I didn't just ogle the girls in my game informer magazines.

>implying I didn't wake up in the middle of the night to watch 'girls gone wild' commercials.

>>2375260
India was lewd as fuck in the pre-Muslim days.

>>2374717
>everyone had a wife
not in societies that allowed polygamy

>>2374745
0D is best

>>2374717
>There weren't such men pretty much, everyone had a wife.

Its funny that you think that.

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>>2374688
Pic related is from the Jerusalem museum, it has one of the largest and most complete archaeological collections in the world, since Judea was literally a hotbed and a crossroads of civilizations for pretty much all of human history, or at least until the after the Crusades when Muslim empires sat on it undisturbed for several centuries.
The little plaque said that this figurine was a Philistine (or some other non-Israelite) idol that was technically outlawed because "I am the Lord, they God,..." and all that, but people would keep them hidden in their homes because of tradition, superstition, whatever.

Now, maybe I'm just corrupted from having grown up in an age and society where graphic and gratuitous displays of sex have become so normalized, but I can't look at this and not think that a figurine of a woman holding up her huge tits would have been used for anything other than hot glue. I'm sure they analyzed it for traces of whatever, found remnants of 3000 year-old semen, then buried all their findings to preserve common decency.

>>2374712
I still use my imagination anon.

>>2374688
They used their imagination, or they just went out and fucked some whore because they weren't all prim and "civilized" back then

Rape

>>2374712
this

Imagination faps are the best faps because you actually have to work for them

>>2374912
I wonder how many people have tongued that slit

>>2374907
>>2374912
Now post those lewd statues with really tight fitting clothing

>>2374688
I've never masturbated to porn in my entire life, just use your imagination or use a picture

>>2374688
I have a 6 Terabyte porn folder stored in my brain. Don't you?

>>2374713
>Masturbation is a recent phenomenon
Nice opinion

>>2375574
Even there retard.
Its not like every rich guy had hundreds of wives.

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>>2376671

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>>2374688
25,000 year old porn.

>>2374688
>sex is not as easily available as it once was
What are you on about nigger ?
Even the 70s weren't as loose as now

>>2374803
>not as easily available as it once was

Say what? Says who?

>>2374899
Do uncut guys really think this, or is it just bait? I've spanked it daily for 35 years and have yet to use lube. 3/10, made me reply.

>>2376905

>even primitive man loved big tits and dat ass

We haven't changed much at all.

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>>2376905

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>>2376905
>>2376949

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the Maya had clay sex dolls

>>2374688
Android 18 is best waifu

>>2376908
But how? Even taking a shower is sort of a pain since it hurts your dick due to how sensitive it is.

>>2377176
People with circumcisions from birth/after birth develop thicker outer skin layers on their glans throughout the first few years of life due to exposure to the air/dust/microorganisms ect. It's something that skin cells naturally adapt to do. Uncircumcised glans skin does not develop this thickened layer because of course it has the foreskin to protect it. So no, it doesn't hurt in the shower because skin is not as sensitive.

>>2374767

>Diogenes, speaking in jest, credited the god Hermes with its invention: he allegedly took pity on his son Pan,(which is where we get the phrase,pan and her 5 sisters)

>>2377244
>not as sensitive
And not as pleasurable

>>2377261
And not as easy to cum first
Cut > uncut

>>2377297
I'll take pleasure over endurance any old day of the week and twice on sunday, thank you very much.

>>2374688

think they just wanked to their imaginations, like people still fucking do

>>2375463
pre-abrahamicuck days

>>2374712
Who can't do this? There's nothing else for me to use when I'm laying in bed trying to get to sleep. Finishing a good fap will turn your lights right out, you know.

>>2374925
It's not like lacking a foreskin dramatically changes how your penis behaves.

>>2377261
>le uncut guys have way more pleasure than cut guys
False. There's a difference but it's not like it's all muted for cut guys while uncut guys have sensory overload every time something touches the head of their dick.

Why do people who aren't cut behave like they're the ubermenschen?

>>2377856
Not getting used as a resource source for jews and their cosmetic industries can do that to a man.

>>2377647
Ah, but the question is, what of your partner?

>>2376958
>>2376949
>>2376905

T H I C C

>>2376848
>everyone has a wife
>rich guy has 4 wives
>everyone can still somehow have a wife despite there now being less eligible women than men
explain

>>2377856
>Why do people who aren't cut behave like they're the ubermenschen?
because its all they have

>>2378597
Because they have it all

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>>2376863
Brehs...


Memes aside, I'm always seriously impressed when sculptors manage to capture the subtleties of cloth just right

>>2378587
infant mortality is higher in boys, life expectancy for men is lower and men live in more dangerous enviroments in general. all these factors were more effective in the past.

>>2374713
Fuck off back to /pol/

>>2379320
oh also male/female embryo ratio is actually marginally higher than 1 so the nature balances itself out somehow

>>2374713
wow... so this is the power of american education?

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>>2378730
Imagine all the time, careful attention and love, art of that caliber takes to produce. Only a supremely powerful being could create something so beautiful. Artists are real gods among men.

Cretan women wore clothing that displayed and kind of accentuated their chest. I'm sure other civilizations did similar things.

Then, all one needs is memory.

>>2379872
Or at least depictions of them did.

>>2377963
>he doesnt do kegels
>what is foreplay

>>2379791
THICC

>>2376906
>even the 70s weren't as loose as now
the average number of sexual partners has gone down since the 70s, by like 15%

>>2379538
I remember 9th grade masturbation history class. It was very insightful.

>>2376963
Do I stick my dick in the mouth or the belly button?

Cave drawings
Writings

>>2379958
BEWARE YE TRAVELER, WHEN TREADING THE FOREST OF THICC! MANY A BONER IS KNOWN TO ARISE!