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>Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!
>O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shallt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother.
>Thou Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!
>So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
>- Koshovyi otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reply_of_the_Zaporozhian_Cossacks
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>a wise christian king has given us dominion over his ass
What did they mean with this?
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>In order to come to Cartagena, the English King must build a better and larger fleet, because yours now is only suitable to transport coal from Ireland to London
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>>2362177
That's a clear forgery though. No one has ever heard of it until it showed up in the 19th century in the middle of a Russo-Turkish war amidst a wave of anti-Ottoman sentiment, and when it showed up it wasn't as the original but as a much later (18th century, supposedly).
I'd say the fact that such a cringeworthy bit of propaganda remains a centrepiece of Ukrainian national identity says a lot about the Ukrainians.
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>>2362281
Hai turkey
Fugged you're mahter today yet?
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>“Most honored captain Pasha, I have carefully read your letter. If in the Island of Rhodes were the knights that are in this pig-sty you could be assured that you would have not conquered it. You are to learn that here are Portuguese, used to killing many Moors and are commanded by António da Silveira that has a pair of balls stronger than the balls of your canons and that all the Portuguese here have balls and do not fear those who don’t have them”.
Reply from portuguese captain António da Silveira to Suleiman Pasha, a court eunuch
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>"He (Charles De Gaulle) thinks he's Joan of Arc, but I can't get my bloody bishops to burn him,"
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Well it is unknown weather it is the original or a forgery. But to be honest, what kind of a reply do you expect from some armed run-away farmers, exiles and mercenaries?
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>>2362177
When a British captive officer challenged Surcouf with the words "You French fight for money while we fight for honour", Surcouf replied "Sir,each of us fights for what he lacks most".
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoRTaw9dOUY
Burn goes both ways.
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