Why aren't you writing a journal of current events for future

Is that Kelsi Monroe?

>>2362003
They will read our shitposts
Mark my words

>>2362003
Stuff is 1000x better documented today then in any other time in human history.

>>2362349

delet this...

>>2362349
literally thought the same when I saw this image lmao

>>2362003
I would be biased.

>>2362658
thats the point, a historian would able to analyze the zeitgeist through your writings.

>>2362365
I hope an archive of imageboards and current internet communities in general is still around in hundreds of years, but I wonder how much people will care.
I'm a bit jelly of future generations for having modern media relics like audiovisual recordings of events that occurred hundreds of years before their time, if they aren't lost.

>>2362003
Why would historians be interested about people masturbating to chinese cartoons?

>>2366443
>man in the late states period, before the unification of earth into the Majestic Interstellar Space Empire Under the One Chinese Rule, took part in a strange number of rituals and fetishes
>among the strangest of this was the constant posting of frogs, thousands among thousands of drawings of frogs would be shared with incredible seriousness, and some small communities even started to diefy it, until they were executed en mass under the religious purging of the late Donkey/Elephant civil war, a first in what historians would later come to term as the burger wars
>Another oddity of this period was their idealization of "dick girls"
>For a brief period in time, the ideal female figure was one including a penis, which was seen by many, as are demonstrated by the archieves of the popular discussion board /r9k/ as more pure and virginial, and less like a vagina [209]. Not only would theses women dominate both popular media and "high culture magazines", but it also dominated seedier pornography websites and popular "henti" magazines [210]. At one point the fetishization of these dick girls was so large that the state would even provide surgeries for free, to anyone wishing to become a "dick girl".

What a time to be alive

>>2362003
Sauce plz

>>2362003
I want to fuck that midget.

>>2366568
I enjoyed this post. Thanks anon

>>2362365
People have always been shitposting throughout history. Even early humans shitposted on cave walls.
Humans are shitposters by nature. When there is a wall, a board, a forum or intergalactic mind cloud, humans will shitpost.

>tfw people in the future will make fun of us backwards cavemen for having communication devices powered by extremely unstable and dangerous explosives near our genitals

>>2367280
Just like we make fun of people who used lead pipes to transport water, glass made out of radioactive uranium or mutagens as food colorants.