Why?

>>2357624
He was a great king

>>2357648
For Spain

>>2357624
Did he die a virgin?

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>>2357652
>is there a problem?

>>2357665
>Did he die a virgin?
No.He was such a good lover that his wife didn't wear panties in the palace so he could fuck her anywhere he wanted

>>2357685
Also it is important to note that all Spanish kings that are relatives to Enrique de Trastamara have huge cocks.Charles the II had like a 9 incher and Ferdinand the VII had such a big dick that the doctors had to create special rings so he could penetrate his wife (they spent 2 months without fucking after the wedding because he was too big)

>>2357688
wtf lol

>>2357624
He was a good boy.

>>2357624
Well, to quote the man himself:

>URRRRRRRRRRR
>BEBOPBOPBOPBOPBOPBOP
>UHUHUHUHUHUBHUHUYUU
>ME KING MAKE POOPY
>AIIIEEEEEEEEEEE MYUJNNUMUNUMNUM UGH

I couldn't have said it better your majesty.

>>2357740
>se ha conservado correspondencia entre diferentes miembros de la corte en la que destacan el anormal tamaño del pene del rey, que Prosper Mérimée describe como “tan gordo como el puño en su extremidad".

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>>2357826
> Parece ser que las heridas internas por su gran pene pudieron ser la causa de la muerte de sus esposas.Llamados por Su Majestad las mentes más preclaras de la nación fueron convocadas.La solución a tan incómoda deformidad fue la confección de un cojín con agujero que hiciera de tope en medio del apogeo sexual del rey.

>>2357836
>>2357826

hey you fucking beaner not everyone here speaks your dumbass language

try translating first, Pablo

>>2357960
Just use an online translator you lazy fuck

Why not?

Because the Hapspergs were big fans of keeping it in the family.

>>2357688
>Ferdinand VII

>In 1802 he married his first cousin Princess Maria Antonietta of the Two Sicilies (1784–1806), daughter of Ferdinand I of the Two Sicilies and Marie Caroline of Austria. There were no children, because her two pregnancies (in 1804 and 1805) ended in miscarriages.

>In 1816, Ferdinand married his niece Maria Isabel of Portugal (1797–1818), daughter of his older sister Carlota Joaquina and John VI of Portugal. She bore him two daughters, the first of whom lived only five months and the second of whom was stilborn.

Inbreeding is so fucking impractical, I can't believe they insisted on it despite all the fucking succession wars that resulted from failing to produce a heir, let alone the retards.

>>2357960
Spanish people a ain't beaners

>>2357624
He had divine right to rule over Spain. Don't think so? Then too bad that's how monarchism works.

>>2357624
That´s how monarchies work.
>>2358857
Is it just me? Or they progressively look more retarded as genereations go on?

>>2359097
He was a good ruler though

>>2357624
>under a king's reign the kingdom is prosperous
>b-but it was his advisors
Is the whole 'it was his advisors' shit a literal meme?
People use it to disparage any monarch they don't like who did good things, or to cover up bad shit any monarchy they like did.

>>2358989
No apparently they're worse, they're inbred.

>>2359123
Incest tends make face features more pronounced, which can cause the children look more and more retarded.

>>2359179
>>2359167
He literally couldn't read and didn't have the energy to do much except lie in bed. Obviously his advisors had to pick up the slack.

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>>2357648
>>2359167
>(You)

>>2359191
>He literally couldn't read
He could.He loved medieval literature

>>2359205
>read medieval fantasy all day
was he the first neet?

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>being so disgustingly inbred your royal seal is a biohazard symbol

>>2359211
He was a great hunter as well that was the equivalent of gold back in the day

>>2357624
From everything I've seen on /his/ about him he was better than most rulers in history.

>>2357685
Really? My fantasy is to have a wife like that.

>>2359390
Yes that's why he had so many children.

>>2359408
>Yes that's why he had so many children
He had only one half of a testicle that barely worked>>2359248
>gold
golf

>>2357836
She had a donut up in there?

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I made some fresh pasta to rehabilitate carlos' name

>>2357652
Was getting inbred part of your plan?

>>2358857
>anne of autra

Wrong anne is pictured.

>>2359453
>She had a donut up in there?
She had to put that donut on top of the vagina so only the head of the dick entered the pussy.It was so big thatduring autopsy they found out that she had internal wounds from the dicking

>>2357808
underrated post

What must it have been like to be his wife? She was by all accounts cute and a generally nice girl, what must it have been like to be taken from your home in France and made to marry some retard? I know she got along as well as she could with him and they became sort of friends, but just imagine what it must've been like for her to know that her husband and lord was a drooling retard, in the most literal sense of the word? Even if you did find him pitiable and got along as best as you could with him, the sheer shame of having THAT be your husband would be enough to make lesser girls jump off of bridges.

>>2359987
there's also the fact that one of the main goals in life for a noblewoman of the time was to produce heirs. if a queen couldn't do that it was considered deeply shameful

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>>2359456
1000 HOURS IN PAINT
renovated it to increase its meme value

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>>2361709
I was playing around on photoshop and i noticed some old portraits in the background of carlos' portrait

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>>2357624
SMALLPOX! THAT'S WHY! COJONESYA!

>>2357624
Yes. Why do you make these threads every day?

>>2357652
Spain?

>>2357624

PPPPFHFHFHRHRHRHRHRFFFF *NNUUHH* SKREEEEEE