Why was he such a fucking Chad?

>Had scars on his neck
>Walked with a limp
>High pitched voice
Handsome maybe but not a Chad

Stalin was a bitter insecure manlet that hired actors to stand in for him.

Tito was a Chad.

>>2347712
Its photoshop

>>2347720
Also a manlet

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>>2347712
Flattering angle.

>>2347800
yeah but that hair

>>2347800
He looks not slavic

>>2348325
He was Georgian.

>>2347800
Still looks alright.

>>2348325
He was not a Slav.

>>2347712
>manlet

Everytime.

>>2348325
He called himself Asiatic. True Slavs supported the Romanovs.

>>2348325
His real name checks out - Jugashvili
Stalin is a typical bolshevik pseudonym
Stal' is russian for steel, so you get the idea
Molotov -> molot = hammer
Lenin's name is a bit different though, his real name was Ulyanov, and Lena is the name of a river, so he didn't want to sound like an edgelord in this one

>>2347712
Not even him.
He was a pockmarked manlet.

>>2348399
Juga means "iron" in Georgian. Stalin just translated his real last name into Russian.

>>2348337
Keep telling yourself this :)

>>2347800
TOP KEK

WHAT THE FUCK.