Pick a /his/ related person and the actor you you think would

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That the Nika Riots hasn't been put to film yet is weird.

But, Theodora's story set during the chaos. I'm thinking something along the lines of Gangs of New York, without the shitty parts.

Beckinsale is the obvious choice for looks, but I don't know if she could act it well enough. Kate can play slutty, but she can't play smart.

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>Barron Sternberg

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>>2333729
Hannibal

>>2333803
Finally.

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>>2333729
>Admiral Maximilian von Spee
Pic so so related.

Sadly, there will never be movies about the East Asia Squadron

>>2333803
ITS

>>2333856
THE NUTSHACK

>>2333729

See him looking more like Locke to be Frank.
Cumberpatch for Voltaire

Also.
Feel like Josh Hartnett would be perfect for Tancred Prince of Galilee now that he's not a pretty boy anymore. Although I doubt that a movie would be made about the 1st crusade with the way Jews own Hollywood and how all of the sudden Muslims are protected by the media.
And since the First Crusade slaughtered both Jew and Muslims, it's so highly unlikely.

We're over do for a good Crusades movie though. Kingdom of Heaven was pretty good for being a Hollywood movie despite the inaccuracy. But none the less I do love the crusades and would definitely enjoy a newer movie.

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>>2333997

>>2333786
She looks abominable now.

>>2333786
Can anyone recommend a big budget byzantine film?
Why are the Byzantines so massively underrepresented in Hollywood?

>>2334014
Not nearly as glorious as Rome, nor as interesting.

VIRTUALLY ALL "BIG BUDGET HOLLYWOOD MOVIES" ARE PRODUCED, DIRECTED, AND/OR WRITTEN, BY JEWS; ANYTHING WITH WHICH JEWS ARE INVOLVED BECOMES PERVERTED, AND ANYTHING THAT JEWS CREATE IS AN ABOMINABLE; THE LEAST THAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW IS MORE HISTORICALLY INACCURATE "MOVIES", ESPECIALLY ONES THAT ARE PART OF ULTERIOR ZIONIST AGENDAS.

>>2334019
>... ANYTHING THAT JEWS CREATE IS ABOMINABLE...

>>2333803
I legitimately would not mind.

>>2334014

Because they Killed Muslims.

In case you didn't realize, Muslims are immune to being portrayed as the bad guys right now in America.

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Mussolini

>>2334016
>Not nearly as glorious as Rome, nor as interesting.
That's your opinion
I find the Byzantines fascinating

>>2334019
>>2334021

I blew the dust off this six-year old picture on my hard drive just for you.

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>>2334030
aaaaand I forgot to post it

>>2334025
this would be incredible

>>2334025
The Great Dictator 2: Ravioli Boogaloo

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Cleopatra

>>2334040
but cleopatra wasnt black

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Juan Person

>>2334047
Nor fat, etc.
It's an ironic post, dummy.

Colin Firth is immanuel kant. Lots of scenes of small town living. maybe something like this.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx1MmY1Bb50

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>>2334047
Lies

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>>2334056
s-sorry

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Shakespeare

>>2334012

Ill fucking kill you cunt

>>2334076

I dig it.

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>there will never be a Charlemagne biopic with a young Rutger Hauer as Charlemagne

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>>2334076

Yes please

The plot: Shakespeare didn't really write anything, but he has to pretend he did. Mad comedy

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Charles II of Spain

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Liam Neeson

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Louis XVI

>>2334113
kek

>>2334025
The Gang Loses WWII

>>2334108

Fuck outta here, if they made a movie outta this guy itd be worse than that netflix series called Berry about Barack Obama.

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Emperor Heraclius

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>>2334131
And the Sword of Allah

>>2334060
Better than that short-haired slut in Rome.

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>>2333729
Odyssey

>>2334025
He's short enough to be Vittorio Emanuele III

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King Tut

>>2334249
Too old
Michael B Jordan, on the other hand

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>>2334271
Pic related

>>2334272
Still too old. Jaden Smith, on the other hand

>>2334123
Don't be a faggot. This is /his/ not /pol/

>>2334310
Could be, frail looking too.
Bring in his father for Akhenaten, his mother for Tut's mother, and some hot blonde for Nefertiti.
It's perfect

I want a movie set during the Welsh Rebellion focusing on a young Henry V.
Henry V- Adam Driver
Henry "Hotspur"- Ewan McGregor
Owain Glyndwr- Terry Jones

>>2334123
Could be really good though. If done correctly Fidel would be like Walter White. By the end you'd be rooting against him, despite his starry-eyed beginnings.

Or you know, Citizen Kane.

>>2333795
Man that's uncanny, for a second i thought that was von ungern.

>>2334040
>>2333803
Since when Carthaginians and Greeks became Black?

Fucking Hannibal's bust has 0 blackcharacteristics, nor his father looks like a black on ancient coins. And Cleopatra is the descendant of Ptolemei, who was from Greece.

Fuck off with this History Channel propaganda.

>>2334113
The fitting end for a dying star.

>>2335053
it's a meme

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Emperor Hirohito

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Joseph Stalin

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Rocco as Napoleon Bonaparte

>>2335155
But that's Manuel ferrara

>>2335136
Nah, they don't look too similar. He could pull off Meiji tho

>>2336359
What are you talking about?
They're exactly the same

>>2336359
The joke was a chinese guy playing a jap.

>>2336337
Gb2 reddit

Timothy Dexter.

Gary Busey.

>>2335148
>Kutcher doing his Kelso schtick shouting BURN when someone is send to the gulag
I would watch this movie

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Nobunaga.
I know he is, like, every Japanese person portrayed by hollywood, but if he grew the moustache a bit, he'd look the part. He is a good actor too.
>>2334103
Fucking yes.

>>2334103
>Ged inn feggot, whe are making tha Hasbfurds gread egen

>>2334118
>God Dammit Dee, you were suppose to hold the Morava-Ivan line
>Shut Up Dennis! You were suppose to help me, not try to fuck some Greek "women"

>>2334371
have you not seen the bbc's adaptation of Henry IV part 1, its part of a series called the hollow crown and the cast is incredible

>>2334076
but he already nailed john adams. When are you people ever satisfied?

>tfw no action comedy about the independence of the Netherlands featuring Chris Pratt as William of Orange

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I really ship Idubbz as Josef Mengele

Tito
Richard Burton

Oh wait...

>>2338576
Ik hoop dat dit als grap is bedoeld.

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Charlemagne

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>>2334101
fuck, you made me sad.