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Countries with seriously overrated military history

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Britain
>Lost to peasants and farmers in two different wars
>K/D during the Zulu wars was pathetic given their enemies were only armed with spears
>Islandlwana
>Serve in an irrelevant backwater theater during the Napoleonic wars
>Gallipoli
>Basically fight WWI with your colonies as Pokemon
>After swearing to protect an allied country, run to the beaches first sight of the enemy, sit around and wait for fishermen to evacuate your entire army while your allied country falls to protect you
>That was the only relevant thing they did in WWII
>While in an allied country with the only reason to be there being to protect them, use their civilians as shields
>Rape and chimp out a fucking lot

Russia
>Every fucking war they ever, EVER fought
>But hurr durr they're big bads because of da Cold War
>They lost the Cold War too
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>>2324727
yeah but they kindof ruled the world once, so I can't really take britain criticism too seriously.

>Basically fight WWI with your colonies as Pokemon
>implying that's not based as fuck
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>>2324727
also
>implying the cold war ever ended
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USA
>sit out most of war
>join the winning side
>proceed to shitpost how you won the war and saved the world

Japan
>only win against 3rd world countries and decaying empires nearing collapse
>that one time it ends up against a modern power it gets its ass kicked so throughoutly that they haven't still recovered
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>>2324730
No it isn't.
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>>2324727
Germany.
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>>2324739
>WWI/II are the entirety of USA history
>Implies US joining late in WWII when Britain had been doing so shittily is a bad thing and not US literally saving their asses
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>>2324744
>ruining europe 3 times in less than a century
>not impressive
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>>2324747
>lose all major wars you ever fought
>somehow considered the ultimate martial nation by fedoras
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>>2324740
butthurt aussie detected
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>>2324753
Martially, German meaning mostly Prussian military tradition is no joke, hell it was their main advantage rather than muh krup stahl and secret weapons memes. Germany's problem in both World Wars was resources, and that German industrial effeciency is a meme, and it wasn't helped by the German unwillingness of realize their logistics weren't up to snuff and adapt. The Soviets had less material resources in some cases, and still managed to maintain a more effecient tank production.

Germany has performed pretty well considering what they were up against.
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>>2324727
Prussia
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>>2324727
Honestly the amount of bullshitting and contortion posters on here do to shit on the Brits is on the level of /pol/tards trying to get the stab-in-the-back myth to work.
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>>2325281
Brits greatest hostile achievement is the shitposting championship on /his/ though
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>>2324727
>>2324739
t. Thiery
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Cant shit like this go to /int/? Come on you faggots
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