What is every human being entitled to?

Birth, suffering and death.

>>2320860
harsh

>>2320859
Water, healthcare, and a gf.

>>2320887
True though.

>>2320859
entrance inside ur mum

>>2320859
a 3 day weekend

>>2320859
Nothing. Not even trying to be edgy, but you're entitled to nothing.

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My dick

>>2320860
Nah, only death.

You could be aborted before you're born.

>>2321040
That's irrelevant semantics now. One could consider the arising of your consciousness as the starting point of your existence aka actual birth of "self".

Point still stands.

>>2320859

Life liberty and the pursuit of happiness

The sweat of his brow.

>>2321052
What if he's born without a brow?

>>2321048
/thread

>>2320859
Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

>>2321045
Nah, it's a scientific fact that a zygote is a new human being. You humanities fags can only have pointless discussions over what a ""person"" is.

Everyone is entitled to food, shelter, water, healthcare, education, anything they want, they are even entitled to be god of their own universe. The real question is whose responsibility is it to provide these things.

>>2321095
Who cares you sniveling insufferable twat. It doesn't matter what is it that you define as "birth" of an individual/human being, but there exists a starting point no matter how your autistic fucktarded brain wants to label it as.

>>2320860
exactly

>>2321048
this

>>2320859
anything that the people who hold a majority of power can agree on

liberty

life

the pursuit of happiness

The first dew of spring :)

>>2320859
this dick

>>2320859
Death, and the sick bastards won't even give you that.

>>2320859
Weed errday

>>2320860
fpbp

these nuts

>>2320859
the ding of his dong

The full value of their labor

>>2320859
Unlimited Boipussi, A free slave, 20k money every week and the ability to live in a diverse, multicultural society.

>>2321010
/thread

whats a fly entitled to? a rat? a chimp? a human?

humor

>>2320859
Nothing, rights are a spook.

>>2320860
Humans aren't entitled to birth, abortions exist.
Humans aren't entitled to suffering, some are born too mentally broken to comprehend and feel it.
Humans are indeed entitled to death, but this depends on your definition of human and death, as the configuration of particles that we are continues to exist, and indeed the configuration data itself can be passed.

>>2320859
Anime, 2D waifu, NEETlyfe

>>2320859
Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of a Penis.

>>2324586
>all I want from life is a meager handout from the government to cover my basic necessities so I don't have to leave my room ever again
>be born east of the iron curtain

Just fucking kill me.

>>2320860
>>2324574
whoa.......
thats deep bross

>>2324574
Birth exists as a starting point of individuals existence, disregarding how is it that you define it.

Suffering exists in form of inevitable degradation of an individual, despite of his mental inability to comprehend it, the sensory inputs are still registering the pain of living.

Death as an absolute cessation of consciousness exists, that is, if you define the birth as the starting point of one's capacity to possess consciousness.

>>2324633
Fellow commie here. My wrists hurt something fierce, and I am treating them for months, with drugs and physiotherapy. However, in order to afford that, I have to work. And for the treatment to help, I have to rest. Yet if I rest I can't afford the treatment, so I work. Yet if I work... my wrists hurt so much, man.

Being born east of heaven sucks.

>>2324642
Birth, or parturition, is the process of shitting out offspring.
Suffering unfavorable change as perceived by a consciousness.
Death can indeed be defined as the end of a consciousness.

However, you can define humans in different ways.
You can pick the pattern, so the DNA. Your DNA doesn't die with your consciousness necessarily.
You can pick the particles that realize that pattern, so all the bacteria and stuff that makes you, which of course persists after the end of consciousness, taking different forms.
You can pick the "person", or your actions as perceived by other consciousnesses. The memory of you and your legacy doesn't die with you.
You can pick the immortal soul concept that most religions have, and the idea of Heaven or reincarnation that ensures you aren't entitled to "death".

So depending on your definitions, you can easily argue you aren't entitled to birth, by the dictionary definition of birth, or to suffering, by the definition of suffering, and to death, by your chosen definition of what is a man.

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>>2320859
Death.

Nothing

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>>2320859
Whatever you have the strength to conquer.

>>2321045
The zygote is genetically distinct from either parent, and is therefore its own being, sapient or not.

>>2328667
A zygote is defined as:

>a diploid cell resulting from the fusion of two haploid gametes; a fertilized ovum.

How could that ever be sapient?

>a cell

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>>2324975
>>2320859

This.

>>2328675

Zygotes aren't sapient but they are unique beings.

Cosmically: Nothing

Existentially: The right to think and act

Social Contract (Cornerstone of Civilization): The United Nations Declaration of Human Rights, which lists these 30:

Article 1 Right to Equality
Article 2 Freedom from Discrimination
Article 3 Right to Life, Liberty, Personal Security
Article 4 Freedom from Slavery
Article 5 Freedom from Torture and Degrading Treatment
Article 6 Right to Recognition as a Person before the Law
Article 7 Right to Equality before the Law
Article 8 Right to Remedy by Competent Tribunal
Article 9 Freedom from Arbitrary Arrest and Exile
Article 10 Right to Fair Public Hearing
Article 11 Right to be Considered Innocent until Proven Guilty
Article 12 Freedom from Interference with Privacy, Family, Home and Correspondence
Article 13 Right to Free Movement in and out of the Country
Article 14 Right to Asylum in other Countries from Persecution
Article 15 Right to a Nationality and the Freedom to Change It
Article 16 Right to Marriage and Family
Article 17 Right to Own Property
Article 18 Freedom of Belief and Religion
Article 19 Freedom of Opinion and Information
Article 20 Right of Peaceful Assembly and Association
Article 21 Right to Participate in Government and in Free Elections
Article 22 Right to Social Security
Article 23 Right to Desirable Work and to Join Trade Unions
Article 24 Right to Rest and Leisure
Article 25 Right to Adequate Living Standard
Article 26 Right to Education
Article 27 Right to Participate in the Cultural Life of Community
Article 28 Right to a Social Order that Articulates this Document
Article 29 Community Duties Essential to Free and Full Development
Article 30 Freedom from State or Personal Interference in the above Rights

>>2320859
a qt [spoiler] thicc [/spoiler] gf

>>2320859
Action and not a thing more. Everything else is circumstance and effort

>>2320860
This reads more like "guaranteed" than entitled, to me at least.