itt we praise the greatest empire on earth: the austro-hungarian empire.
people who are not invited:
SERBS
also Italians
no russians either
>>2305769
It was very dysfunctional empire so its normal they colapse.
>indivisible
>inseparable
>habsburgs
HAHAHAHA
>>2305769
>hungarian
No. It went dysfunctional after the Compromise.
>>2305841
>>2305901
s-shut up!
>>2305769
Hungarians fucked the empire up.
>>2305769
>Finally found you, now pay denbts
>>2306039
>fucking jews!
AEIOU!
>austro
>hungarian
>empire
>>2305769
Wasn't much of their empire a backwards shithole? Didn't Hungary only start the barest amount of centralization in the mid 19th century?
>>2306107
no that's all serbian propaganda
>>2306102
kek
I was waiting for this
>>2306107
>centralization
>good
Feck off.
>>2306107
Yes, the part was called "Hungary"
Magyars are disgusting traitors who destroyed the Empire so they could wallow in their own shit.
>>2306319
t. Ludwig Von Oldenburg
>>2305769
>itt we praise the greatest empire on earth
Okay, if you say so.
Praise to the British Empire! (the largest empire that has ever existed in human history, and therefore the best)
>>2306921
PRAISE BE TO HER, BRITANNIA, RULER OF THE SEAS
>>2306941
Indubitably, old chap.
>>2306951
I'm an American colonial but I am ever loyal to Her and would betray Uncle Sam for Her if I was asked to.
>>2306921
>>2306941
>>2306951
>>2306962
>allying with slavs and frogs
>>2306921
>tfw Britain could've owned most of Africa and they threw it away out of some misguided morals
Idiots
>tfw the last habsburg archduchess of your area died couple of years ago
>tfw your entire school went to her funeral with military honours
>>2306973
Different languages call certain things by a gender, why can't we call Britain a her?
Are you triggered by such a mild grammatical choice of words that you have to cry about it, my friend?
>>2306981
What do you mean 'allying', Britain held them by their balls almost all the time. They were almost turned from allies to slaves in a matter of years after Napoleon fucked up mainland Yurop and so gave Britain a huge advantage. :)
>>2307050
Feminine gender is only fitting for a feminine country.
>>2307072
And in the end, women live longer than men. It is indeed, only fitting that Britain outlived her opponents and was one of the last great empires to have lived before collapsing.
Of course, you are right, it would have to be a Her.
>>2307106
Considering what a hysterical joke modern Britain is I guess it's better dying with grace than surviving to live as a cuckold.
>>2307106
I actually really like this pepe
but seriously stop britain-posting in my austria-posting thread
..fucking bong
>>2307128
You filthy Germanic, we control you, we control all of you. Do you understand me?!
>>2307150
we were like brothers, you could have helped us fight for our lives against the russians, instead you betrayed your fellow germanics and allied with..
the eternal frog
>>2307196
>not realizing Anglos are the biggest snakes on the planet
>>2307196
>we were like brothers
>you were supposed to destroy europe, not bring balance to it!
>>2307196
Cheers Willem II. He was suck a prick.
>tfw the Entente had to destroy the greatest country on earth, where all of nations lived in harmony and perpetual balance
such perfidy I was not prepared for... even coming from Albion
>>2306962
Is there anything more pathetic than "muh heritage" Murriburgers?
>>2305769
Can someone explain to me why they never went for the unification of Germany? They could've grabbed Bavaria at least
>>2305769
This is "Empire" would never exist if Habsburgs had not so many children. They have never conquered something significant.
>>2308145
They did https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austro-Prussian_War
Prussia won.
>>2308162
Leave the waging of wars to others! But you, happy Austria, marry; for the realms which Mars awards to others, Venus transfers to you.
Their motto literally referenced this.
The empire was totally self-maintained, Hungary supplied the western areas with agricultural goods, and the rest of the empire did a good job in industrial shit (Checz vehicle industry). There were no need of import in any case.
Thus the Empire was the peace keeper in Eastern Europe many times the UK supported the Habsburgs in the area to stop Russian or Prussian ambitions.
As we saw after the fall communism and fascism took over all across the area.
Besides WWI, and the impact of traitors(Benes, Masaryk) the main reason of the fall was that the Habsburgs and many Hungarians were afraid of a Slav majority (trigger: annexation of Bosnia in 1908) and the Russian pan-slav view.
Historians says that the Freemasonry started WWI, they made the Balkan wars, to provoke Austria-Hungary, and they supported the Black Hand in Serbia.
>>2305769
My Polish grandma still has a portrait of Franz Joseph on the wall.
>saying an empire was shit because it fell apart
>every single empire throughout history ended up falling apart
hmm really gets the neurotransmitters neurotransmitting
>>2305769
>austro-hungarian empire
Wasn't it just the Austrian empire, which conquered and controlled Hungary?
>>2308145
They tried multiple times.
During the War of Spanish Succession they had Bavaria occupied (after the Anglos and Dutch did the dirty work of course) and during the War of Austrian Succession as well and in both cases they tried to get it permanently.
Then you had that
>>2308165
were they tried to exchange the Austrian Neitherlands for Bavaria, but Prussia said no.
>>2306921
Wow, look at all that wasteland you claim to control without the locals even seeing you.
Daily reminder that the USA-Canadian borders had to be drawn without people knowing what the fuck is in there, because the british "controlled" and "ruled" the land in words only.
Similar things can be said about much of Africa, Australia and northern India.
>>2308191
>Historians
what did he mean by this
>>2308235
what is Austro-Hungarian compromise of 1867?
>>2308281
Hungary surrendering to its Austrian overlords in exchange for promises that they won't be caned too hard?
My great grandpa.