What might a roman think of the film "Gladiator?"
>>2294292
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
>>2294292
Defecator, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place.
>>2294301
Whoever loves, let him flourish. Let him perish who knows not love. Let him perish twice over whoever forbids love.
>>2294292
Pros: More action than a regular day at the Coliseum
Russel Crowe is handsomer than your average gladiator
Get to see the Empire from the comfort of your living room/amphitheater
If you're a pleb you're closer to the actual gladiators than you would be in an arena.
Cons: Praetor doens't throw prizes into the crowd while your watching
No sea battles.
Might get tried for treason for enjoying seditious material that criticizes Caesar.
>>2294292
British barbarians wewuzing on each other