You are God

>>2292191
I'd make them all white

>>2292201
haha i laughed at your comment now congratz really controversial tho bet those people will be "triggered" am I right haha those SJWs are so silly lol :D

>>2292201
I'd make them all hot

>>2292201

Good idea, there will be no more racism

I'd make Warhammer 40k. Would be fun.

>>2292191
It'd be day 7 for all eternity
>amen

>>2292191
recite every number of pi

>>2292639
What if we are living in pre 40k?

>>2292665
Then I should be able to fuck an elf or something. I haven't been presented with the opportunity to fuck an actual elf so we don't live in pre 40k Warhammer you fucking nerd.

Owned.

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>>2292680

We didn't find space elves until after the year 30,000.

Know your lore pleb!

id make middle earth

>>2292701
I would like to think that Wahammer 40K takes place 40000 years after the Warhammer world with the original lore?

>>2292201
So they will all get skin cancer and die.
What a nice idea.

>>2292191
I'd kill myself

>>2292201
Sublime post

>>2292201
But God *did* make all the humans white.

>>2292785
So what happened to blacks? Or are they not human?

>>2292735
Perhaps you'd like that but it doesn't. WH40k acknowledges real earth history.

>What would your holy scripture teach?

thou shalt discuss history on the history board.
thou shalt not discuss humanities.

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>>2292802

Who's to say that the Old World is Terra?

>>2292802
>>2292735
The emperor was born in Anatolia IIRC, and is implied to be many religious figures and leaders from history.

I'd create your mom and do her

>>2292191
I wouldn't have created Eve in the first place and let Adam live in the Garden of Eden forever and let him fuck the animals instead.

>>2294256
Is that misanthropy or misogyny? I can't tell.

>>2294256
Should have created Steve instead of Eve and there would be no forbidden fruit bullshit with a permanent ban.

>>2292801
According to the mormons they were spirits who sided with satan

>>2294117
I bet that's what he told himself before he became Jesus.

I would probably just keep flying around the infinite body of water looking at the leviathans and behemots swiming under me.