Hey kid wanna come over to my castle and see my sword collection?

>>2291321
Ok you seem like a trustworthy lad

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>>2291321
Nah, I'm more of a bow and arrow guy.

Wanna see the tip of my arrow?

>>2291411
Alright, let me slip into something more comfortable

*comes back with a brown leather hotpants with spiked suspensers*

>>2291321
*teleports behind u*

*unsheathes metal tube stuffed with an parcel of explosive and lead*

*uses force of the blast to propel a lead sphere at velocities the strongest archer could only dream of matching*

*cuts ur curtain walls into a million pieces*

psshhh.... nothin personell, kid

>>2291321
How nice, can I bring my little brothers?

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>when you're sure its funny but dont understand the reference

>>2291582
*notices stabwound*
0w0 whats that?

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>>2291611

Google Gilles de Rais

>>2291611
Some French noble was a pedophile/serial killer in the middle ages

>>2291321
This is what happens when you lose your Joan.

>>2291632
Not descartes