Why is the Old Testament so much better written than the New?

>>2285542
>profound
nigga i just wanna read about genocide and killing all the priests of Baal

>>2285542

It's like 5 times the length. Leviticus has enough boring crap to equal pretty much the entirety of the NT.

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>>2285542
Ecclesiastes is LITERALLY a Jew kvetching.

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Why is Mr. Bump so much better than Mr. Tickle?

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>>2285583
The heart of the wise is in the house of mourning; but the heart of fools is in the house of mirth.

- Ecclesiastes 7:4

>he hasn't read the gospel of john
>he hasn't read romans
>he hasn't read hebrews

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>>2285589
ephesians is pretty rad

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>>2285589
>>2285600
as is jude

>>2285587
Mr Tickle grinned a mischievous grin. He waited another minute, and then tickled the teacher again

Mr. Tickle page 4

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>>2285609
He will be a wild donkey of a man; his hand will be against everyone and everyone's hand against him, and he will live in hostility toward all his brothers."

- Genesis 16:12

>>2285616
At the railway station, the guard was about to wave his flag for the train to leave. As he lifted his arm in the air, Mr Tickle tickled him.

>>2285542

Jews were based.

Maybe considering converting back to them.

>>2285653
Although they claimed to be wise, they became fools

- Romans 1:22

>>2285589
John is my favourite, and I'm an atheist.

>>2285542
NT was written by kool aid drinkers from a minor romano-jewish end time sect.
OT was written by the cream of mystics and poets from centuries of jewish history.